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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11376838

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Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Post incredible gamer feats of strength.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

New Zealand isn't a real place. Neither is Australia. There's six planets closer to us right now.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
Jesus Christ that's loving horrible

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
How loving hard is it to keep your stylus on the 3ds so you don't drop the goddamn baby into a coffee table. This guys gamer skills are sorely lacking, and he should be stripped of his title and holdings.

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.
Critical Hit!! You ruined that baby for life!

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

*after smashing baby through table*

"Updated my journal"

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
"he had accidentally fallen into a coffee table, causing a TV remote control unit to hit the boy on the head."

all im imagining is the baby falling onto 1 end of the table and the remote on the other end flying up and landing straight on his head

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

SunAndSpring posted:

Jesus Christ that's loving horrible

how so

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Eye of Widesauron posted:

*after smashing baby through table*

"Updated my journal"

iuvian
Dec 27, 2003
darwin'd



five years in jail for actually buying the telltale walking dead seems reasonable to me

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
The baby will remember this.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

iuvian posted:

five years in jail for actually buying the telltale walking dead seems reasonable to me

:stare:

El Wombato
Mar 19, 2008

Mexican Marsupial
smh at calling walking dead a survival game

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
*dribbles baby wildly*

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

Eye of Widesauron posted:

*after smashing baby through table*

"Updated my journal"

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


Lol.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

The Taint Reaper posted:

The baby will remember this.

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

am i the only one who can't find humor in some shitbag gamer systematically beating the crap out of his infant son because he wouldnt stop crying when he was playing games, and then claiming mental instability

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i do not have a baby, or live in new zealand, or played walking dead. in light of these points, i feel i can say beyond reasonable doubt that i am not the subject in question.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Scyther posted:

am i the only one who can't find humor in some shitbag gamer systematically beating the crap out of his infant son because he wouldnt stop crying when he was playing games, and then claiming mental instability

I find it incredibly depressing and my weak joke was an attempt to go "heh yeah that thing sure did happen" without just posting "Jesus chist that's incredibly depressing"

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

*goomba stomps a baby*

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

The Taint Reaper posted:

The baby will remember this.

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

Scyther posted:

am i the only one who can't find humor in some shitbag gamer systematically beating the crap out of his infant son because he wouldnt stop crying when he was playing games, and then claiming mental instability

i hope

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

*goomba stomps a baby*
The gamer race deserved goombas stomping on them for the war of genocide they have perpetuated in the Bowser East over the decades.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Also I am going to double hell now thanks plutonis.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Please stop saying Gamer, you incredible homos.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

The baby should respawn soon anyway.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The baby should respawn soon anyway.

That's a videogame thing.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The baby should respawn soon anyway.
I think they have to wait until the father's out of jail.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Please stop saying Gamer, you incredible homos.
Gamer

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

That's a videogame thing.

ohhh heheh

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

The baby became the lil baby skeletons in Dark Souls, the videogame. Dark Souls is real hard though, in case anyone was wondering.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I bet the baby who is not actually dead and not really a baby but a 5 year old child has a dark soul now if you know what I mean

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Kylra posted:

I bet the baby who is not actually dead and not really a baby but a 5 year old child has a dark soul now if you know what I mean
massive brain damage?

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Making jokes about this situation is almost as hard as Dark Souls.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Do NOT attempt the turbo tunnel when you have a baby in close proximity.

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

bet the baby wishes it had gotten a 1up

:p

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

they baby just needs to sit behind some cover until it regens!

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Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
ESRB Warning: This video game may not be suitable for raising children

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