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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


A random hotel employee translating corner instructions sounds too hilarious to be real.

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Wonder if the hotel employee is making more than any of the fighters

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Maybe the bellboy only knew "Kick the body in Russian" and bluffed his way into the gig. Either way, it's working for Magomedov.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

What a round for Magomedov, he looks great.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


I'd like the cool Russian dude to win.

good electric
Jan 29, 2009
HIS LIFE IS DEFICIENT. HE NEVER HAS SEX.

HE LACKS $10 TO BUY HIMSELF A CUSTOM TITLE AND IS REDUCED TO BEGGING FOR ONE.
laziest ref

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

It sounds like Anik has been working on his exclamatory noises.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?




For consideration while everyone rests their balls in this fight

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Bluedeanie posted:



For consideration while everyone rests their balls in this fight

If Spike dropping TNA allowed Rampage out of his Bellator contract then :laffo:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


HAHAHAHAH

"BE ACTIVE"

*guy is active, gets immediately ktfo"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Brutal finish.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Magomedov was just waiting for the ref to tell him to finish the fight.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

tko head into cage

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Damnn that other guy was tough

hrollins
May 20, 2003
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

cams posted:

HAHAHAHAH

"BE ACTIVE"

*guy is active, gets immediately ktfo"

This was amazing.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Yes! at the bell

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Another cool dagestani lightweight.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
That's gotta be the latest finish I've seen since... Gonzaga & Jordan?

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Haha I love that Cormier trashing Derkins is part of his highlight reel.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Goddamn this is a long card. I keep expecting the Machida fight to start and then I remember some other fight is on the card before, still three fights to go in total

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

Shumagorath posted:

That's gotta be the latest finish I've seen since... Gonzaga & Jordan?

Did you miss Frankie vs. Cub?

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
@officialdurkin accept no substitutes.

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Yeah momentum is on pat cummin's side because he didn't make weight

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I think the barista is walking out to Grimes what the hell

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Sprecherscrow posted:

Did you miss Frankie vs. Cub?

I think he meant the longest the ref took to stop the fight after the fighter was clearly finished.

Elias kept fighting (brain was probably on auto-pilot defense) but after the hook dropped him he was done.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Street Horrrsing posted:

Yeah momentum is on pat cummin's side because he didn't make weight

What? He didn't bother dropping point 8 of a pound?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


No it took him like 4 minutes to make weight. He made weight.

Mogador
Nov 4, 2007

In the red corner: a TUF winner with an unbeaten record who is also an underdog vs a barista.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
MOTH SIGHTING

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Punch That Chair Man's Butt

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
The key to beating Paul Harris is to punch him in the rear end in a top hat.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I pull for Cummins 'cause I like to pretend he's Ian MacKaye's love child.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
That was an all-time sequence.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

BlindSite posted:

Goddamn this is a long card. I keep expecting the Machida fight to start and then I remember some other fight is on the card before, still three fights to go in total

I went and got a sandwich in anticipation of the main event, completely forgetting about Barao and this other ridiculous fight. drat it and I've got to fly tomorrow morning.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Face of Shoe almost had a calf slicer there

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

That grappling was fun to watch.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
i root for Derken because it was cool when he took his first UFC fight on like 2 days notice against the best LHW in the world and lost and everyone was like LOL THIS guy sucks and is a barista!!!!! and now hes winning fights because it turns out he is actually good at fighting even though he lost to the best fighter in the division on 2 days notice

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Cummins is going to look like he's winning this fight right up until he gets caught in an armbar

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
I am currently watching these fights in an enormous miami strip club

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Mogador
Nov 4, 2007

I rooted for durkins vs cormier, i love me some underdog storys :) but here it just felt, i dont know, disrespectful? Durkins being favored over a TUF-winner and jiu-jitsu world champion.

With that said, go cummins!

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