Why are Panda Bears so fucked up?

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Matoi Ryuko

All the other bears eat pretty much other legged things, but this one dumb type of bear eats bamboo shoots? It's weird, what the heck?

# ? Dec 25, 2014 12:43

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tithin: [Grandmaster Tactician]

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# ? Dec 25, 2014 12:54

alnilam

Actually other bears eat bearries and fish, mainly. And, if cartoons are to be believed, honey
:byobear:

# ? Dec 25, 2014 14:23

ron color

actualLY BEARS DONTNEAT HOINEY.....

# ? Dec 25, 2014 15:11

verily carefree

ron color posted:

actualLY BEARS DONTNEAT HOINEY.....

Sure they do

# ? Dec 25, 2014 15:40

Al Borland: by XyloJW

a poo poo ton of inbreeding Matoi, poo poo ton of inbreeding.

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# ? Dec 25, 2014 15:42

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Bamboo shoots have roots, which are like legs for plants.

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# ? Dec 25, 2014 16:16

smoobles

Full Metal Jacket posted:

Sure they do

i seen it with my own eyes

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# ? Dec 25, 2014 16:57

GoodbyeTurtles

its their tiny penieseinse

# ? Dec 25, 2014 17:11

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

specialization due to isolation from traditional food sources and an abundance of bamboo, op

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 25, 2014 17:34

Savage For The Winjun

CAT BRUSH posted:

specialization due to isolation from traditional food sources and an abundance of bamboo, op

but pandas digestive tracts are still set up for the consumption of MEAT, but they eat like loving rabbits still

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:50

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Twilight Matrix posted:

but pandas digestive tracts are still set up for the consumption of MEAT, but they eat like loving rabbits still

yeah, because they lost access to supplies of prey so they started eating bamboo and their digestive tracts haven't caught up yet.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:52

Wertjoe

Pandas can just go extinct for all I care they probably would have by now any ways.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 21:06

Matoi Ryuko

Wertjoe posted:

Pandas can just go extinct for all I care they probably would have by now any ways.

Rude!! Don't you love the pandas?!

# ? Dec 25, 2014 21:08

Wertjoe

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Rude!! Don't you love the pandas?!

Nah, they are hosed up.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 21:10

Scaly Haylie

pandas ARE hosed up, because they are not red pandas.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 22:46

Matoi Ryuko

Lizard Wizard posted:

pandas ARE hosed up, because they are not red pandas.

That's hosed UP!!

# ? Dec 25, 2014 22:57

Scaly Haylie

did you know red pandas are the original things that were called pandas? those monochrome pan flute munching asswipes STOLE THEIR NAME!

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:09

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

fuk u

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:21

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

we dont care about your fursona

paul_soccer12 posted:

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# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:22

GoodbyeTurtles

CAT BRUSH posted:

we dont care about your fursona

lo l

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:33

Scaly Haylie

hey whoa i'm just posting the truth

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:37

GoodbyeTurtles

red pandas are poo poo, just like their larger monochrome not-quite-relatives

aint got poo poo on the pangolin

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:40

Scaly Haylie

pangolins ARE pretty cool...

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:44

Finger Prince

Lizard Wizard posted:

pangolins ARE pretty cool...

Probably the second coolest anteater

# ? Dec 26, 2014 00:56

Matoi Ryuko

Linedance posted:

Probably the second coolest anteater

Anteaters can intimidate their prey though.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:03

GoodbyeTurtles

Linedance posted:

Probably the second coolest anteater

second? are you on some kind of mind altering chemical substance? they are 1#

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:06

Scaly Haylie

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Anteaters can intimidate their prey though.

Who COULDN'T intimidate an ant?

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:07

Matoi Ryuko

Lizard Wizard posted:

Who COULDN'T intimidate an ant?

I bet you couldn't.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:14

Matoi Ryuko

North American bears would eat groups of like 20 fur trappers at once. These black and white mountain bears only eat baby reeds, that's so weird.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:17

Finger Prince

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

second? are you on some kind of mind altering chemical substance? they are 1#

They are pretty loving rad but check out this majestic beast:

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:32

Malpais Legate

i want to ride that thing into combat

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:46

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

panda bears are not bears but for some reason that's in their name and it confuses the heck out of everyone!

# ? Dec 26, 2014 02:09

Savage For The Winjun

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

panda bears are not bears but for some reason that's in their name and it confuses the heck out of everyone!

ur confusing the heck out of urself, panda bears are most definitely biologically "bear"

# ? Dec 26, 2014 02:38

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

Twilight Matrix posted:

ur confusing the heck out of urself, panda bears are most definitely biologically "bear"

not according to wikipedia..

quote:

Noah Benjamin Lennox [2], (born July 17,[1] 1978 in Baltimore, Maryland) also known as Panda Bear, is an experimental musician and a founding member of the band Animal Collective. His third album, Person Pitch, won him widespread acclaim as a solo artist. Lennox currently resides in Lisbon, Portugal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_Bear_(musician)

# ? Dec 26, 2014 02:39