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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
So, this is probably too late to make any difference but my power supply decided to explode, and then I had to go grocery shopping. Anyway, I don't think Anidav is scum. If he is scum and I'm wrong then you'll probably have lots of reasons to suspect me, but at this point I think you might be making a huge mistake.

I tried having a look at at confirmed townies and who have voted against them (strikethrough votes are confirmed townies):
Fruity Gordo
Mills: Anidav, fruity gordo, bowmore
Splode:
Tithin: Mithranderp, Anidav, Matthew Beet, Splode, bowmore, Bifauxnen, Freudian Slip.

That doesn't really tell me a whole lot except that Anidav was willing to vote against two townies at some point. There IS, however, an overlap between votes for tithin yesterday, votes for Anidav on day 2, and votes for Anidav today.

Freudian Slip, who voted for tithin, was openly suspicious of Splode's early role claim. Tithin was also suspicious, so this isn't necessarily damning either. Anidav was very much defending Splode's rookie error early on. Milky, who is voting against anidav today, professed a lot of suspicion for Splode early on. Bif also came out in defense of Splodey. TOML tried to vote Mills on day 1 but was unsuccessful because of bolding error, but is voting against Anidav tonight. Bif was convinced of Mills' innocence by day 2. Splodey was suss on Anidav by day 2, and so was Tithin. Hooman voted against Mills early on day...2?

There was a vote started against Anidav on Day 2: Bif, Freudian Slip, Beet, Tithin, Splode, Milky Moor. Of those, Bif, Freudian Slip, and Beet voted against tithin. That is 3 of the 5 who lynched Tithin and were not confirmed townies. I think there's a significant enough overlap between those who have been trying to vote anidav out and those who voted against townies in the past that convinces me that anidav is NOT scum.

This is all very :tinfoil: and is probably too late to make any difference but I'm going to try anyway.

##vote bifauxnen

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Thank you!

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Bif posts enough to get a ball rolling and team silent pushes the knife in early. By the time bowmore posts, he gets lazy and votes with the crowd because the early morning push makes it seem like the detective work has been done for him.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
If you're scum I will be very displeased.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The scum are not with me, the scum are the steroid within the momentum.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
yeah if some of the low content players could make a better vote decision before 9 that'd be great.

Freudian Slip
Mar 10, 2007

"I'm an archivist. I'm archiving."
I was hoping small Keating would check in and give us some info.

Sorry phone posting - so I can't write an essay.

##vote Anidav

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Atleast one of team silent is scum, if SK isn't according to TOML then hooman should appear and explain himself.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Remember me for who I am, an honest new player who survived to day 4. Scum are too controlling for me to continue. The only essays written are from those who haven't killed towns. Watch this Hindenburg crash.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
well, let no one say that anidav didn't go down fighting

this is glorious

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
shut up and have the grace to die already

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Stop the Scrotes posted:

shut up and have the grace to die already

Soag stop posting in here

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Scroag, I truly appreciated your gif sourcing help but you should probably not get Anidav soured on Mafia by taunting him as a non-player in the game thread.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
You idiots keep jumping on the first momentum you see. Scum is playing and predicting days ahead of us and all you guys can do is face value wing it at 9:01am.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I HOPE TONY ABBOTT CUTS YOU ALL UP WITH A FIRE AXE AND FEEDS YOU TO JOURNALISTS. THOSE JOURNALISTS WILL THEN DIE OF OLD AGE AND FEED THE SOIL OF THE HELLISH DYSTOPIAN LANDSCAPE YOUR VOTE HAS CREATED.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Anidav posted:

I HOPE TONY ABBOTT CUTS YOU ALL UP WITH A FIRE AXE AND FEEDS YOU TO JOURNALISTS. THOSE JOURNALISTS WILL THEN DIE OF OLD AGE AND FEED THE SOIL OF THE HELLISH DYSTOPIAN LANDSCAPE YOUR VOTE HAS CREATED.

:ohdear:

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Whoa.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sEq7HX2QE

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
KOMMANDO I TAKE CYANIDE BEFORE THESE GULLIBLE FUCKERS GET TO ME. I WILL GO OUT LIKE A HERO. A SAINT. THE GREAT TOWNSMAN

I am already dead, come and get me in heaven Scott, use carbon emissions as a stairway you handsome shitsucker.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



:ghost: holy poo poo dude calm down it's just a game

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Anidav are you drunk

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
bif can i taunt him now?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
No, I am writing a Shakespeare chapter.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 4

Anidav (7): Milky Moor, Bifauxnen, Small Keating, Bifauxnen, hooman, Those On My Left, Those On My Left, Milky Moor, Bifauxnen, Matthew Beet, Milky Moor, Those On My Left, Freudian Slip
Bifauxnen (3): thatbastardken, Those On My Left, Those On My Left, Anidav, Mithranderp
Small Keating (0): Anidav, Anidav
hooman (0): Anidav, Anidav
thatbastardken (0): Bifauxnen, Milky Moor, Bifauxnen, Milky Moor

Not Voting (1): bowmore

With 11 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. The current deadline is January 02nd, 2015 at 9 p.m. EST -- that's in about 11 minutes.

The extreme left dissidents are still at large.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

tithin posted:

:ghost: holy poo poo dude calm down it's just a game

don't listen to this man

use your aggressive feelings, boy. let the hate flow through you!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
yeah anidav it's ok mate, you're a martyr now.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
in paradise you will receive 72 job offers

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

thatbastardken posted:

in paradise you will receive 72 job offers

they'll all be for unpaid trials

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

thatbastardken posted:

in paradise you will receive 72 job offers

:pusheen:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Stop the Scrotes posted:

they'll all be for unpaid trials

Dad stop talking over my soaps

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Those On My Left posted:

okay, well how about this

tbk roleclaimed as a cop, right?

i happen to know for a fact that this roleclaim was accurate.

Hey TOML this has been eating away at me. You said his roleclaim was accurate. What was it exactly?

Was it just a role that was verified or alignment?

If it was just a role verification, how are you sure his alignmement is town.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

While on the plan today was a half day for discussing mining and devastation to the environment and the afternoon was devoted to a long lunch at JB's Bar n Grill practically noone gave a poo poo about attending. Scotty Ludlum was in the conference room with Small keating, TOML and Freudian slip, the rest were in the atrium loudly arguing their respective virtues and alibais.

The minibus arrived at 1pm and the argument moved locations, and got louder as beers and beverages were consumed on the Federal Greens dime. The steak restaurant made a lot of salads that day.

Full of food and buzzed by alcohol the argumentative warbling of the Young Greens filled the bar and caused the other hotel patrons to seek more relaxing and quieter venue. The drinking continued and a clear side was being formed against Anidav. He vacated the room when the tension got too much claiming he needed to change his pants when Bifauxen threw a Malibu and Coke on him. In his absence votes were cast and he was to suffer the same fate as tithin, only this time, they would be right. Anidav was a pillowsmothering, trap laying, fartflinging socialist.

The group came storming towards Anidavs' door. "Its time Anidav".
"Piss off alright!" came the reply.
tbk pounded on his door.
"The scum are not with me, the scum are the steroid within the momentum." he raged
The pounding threatened to break the door. "You idiots keep jumping on the first momentum you see. Scum is playing and predicting days ahead of us and all you guys can do is face value wing it at 9:01am." Someone tried the handle, and it was unlocked.
The group burst into the room
Anidav sat there pantless in red hammer and sickle boxer shorts. His pupils like pinpricks and soda bulbs littered the floor along with SA pamphlets. Anidav dropped the soda bulb he had been snorting for bravery.

"I HOPE TONY ABBOTT CUTS YOU ALL UP WITH A FIRE AXE AND FEEDS YOU TO JOURNALISTS. THOSE JOURNALISTS WILL THEN DIE OF OLD AGE AND FEED THE SOIL OF THE HELLISH DYSTOPIAN LANDSCAPE YOUR VOTE HAS CREATED."

He throws the chair hes sitting on at Mithranderp, while still sitting on it. The group tries to grab the wirey socialist but he wrestles free of the forteen hands out to grab him. Throwing things and shouting, the group backs off. The man is high as balls and on edge.

" I WILL GO OUT LIKE A HERO. A SAINT. THE GREAT TOWNSMAN " He tears off his shirt and punches a hole in the wall. Thats gonna come out of Scottys Senatorial pay packet. He grabs the TV and rips it from the wall.


"I am already dead, come and get me in heaven Scott, use carbon emissions as a stairway you handsome shitsucker." Anidav says before taking a running leap out the double doors of the landing. The afternoons rain however has made the tiles of the balcony slick and his triumphant leaping suicide becomes a comical heel skid and half nelson over the railing, carrying a moderate sized tv. The mad hosed-up Anidav cartwheels to the ground floor where he lands on a deck chair. Then the Tv owns him in the chest and his ribs collapse. Foamy blood comes out his mouth.

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Anidav the Vanilla scum was... lynched?

End of Day 4

Night actions, go.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Early in the morning, screams, very loud ones are heard from the apartments next to TOML's room.

Then some loud bestial roars.

Young Greens dressed in their pjs hassle the night manager to come unlock the door, and it will take 10 minuites for him to get there. They cant wait that long an an enterprising and athletic Green vaults over the balcony and shimmys across to TOML's balcony. The overnight rain makes this precarious and the sliding door is closed. Quickly the parkour prodigy returns to the group and announces there is a bear in the room.

More bellows.

A bear.

The night manager arrives and the door is opened, and sure as poo poo is brown, there is a bear in TOML room. TOML unfortunately has become bear chow.

...

Police dont want to Taze the bear and Parks and Wildlife cant handle this so Dubbo Zookeepers are arranged to come tranq it and take it away. Anidav's suicide is also reported and the body taken away, police hang around and fingerprint everybody, samples are swabbed and details taken. How a bear from the Dubbo zoo wound up chowing down on poor Social media activist TOML is bizzare and will probably invove a lengthy investigation.

No time for that, you all know who did it and if you can just show the man how its done you'll all be rewarded, right?

Get at it sluthes.

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Those on my Left, town aligned Deputy (active) became bear chow for bear cavalry.

Negative Entropy fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Jan 3, 2015

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

RIP TOML.

Hey TBK, want to explain why you were sure Anidav was town and you were so forgiving of all his dodgy mistakes that everyone else picked up on? Why did you defend him so much?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Looking through you post history you also defended SK's dodgy role claim as 'incompetence'.

You're pretty forgiving of people there TBK. Really swell of you.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Huh, TOML's flip could explain what TOML was talking about. But does deputy actually know for sure who the cop is? I thought they only got promoted after the cop died and then got their info. Or maybe he assumed TBK was going to be nightkilled, and that would let him verify the next day when he got promoted. And that's why he said he had to put it off till tomorrow?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

thatbastardken posted:

yeah never assume malice when incompetence is an adequate explanation.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
Kommando can I just say your flavour text is top notch.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I bet today you're going to come out and say defending anidav was a mistake huh?

Sure. Incompetence seems to be the way to go for a select bunch of people.

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Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

RIP me, taken too early from the mafia game with the best flavour text I ever tasted.

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