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Jonked
Feb 15, 2005

by exmarx


pre:
6:59:09 PM	Entenzahn  who's gonna stop me
6:59:11 PM	Entenzahn  Jonked?!?!
6:59:13 PM	Entenzahn  I don't think so
Yeah, okay, no. I'm doing every flash rule you're doing - and since I'm not a baby chump running back to mama, I'm going to do it in 1100 words. But go right ahead and take the handicap, you spaz.

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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor


Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Failing to yourself after a failure

Then away.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

spectres of autism posted:

oh we need to smack talk the other guys huh

hope you losers enjoy... losing!

(these losers are in fact morningbell, benny profane and dmboogie, to personalize this sweet burn). they will be going all the way down

flerp
Feb 25, 2014



if you this week you will get a crit from me btw

Jonked
Feb 15, 2005

by exmarx


Oh by the way,

STEP
THE

anime was right posted:

PUT ME IN COACH
gently caress

PootieTang posted:

I'm in and ready to sin.


UP

take the moon
Feb 12, 2011



ill and also steal benny profanes flash rule

quote:

smoother than silk

flerp
Feb 25, 2014



Broenheim posted:

if you this week you will get a crit from me btw

you know what, i'll make this deal even better.

if you steal someone's flash rule, you will get a crit from me

if you AND steal someone's flash rule you get a line-by-line

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodsheed

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


If you toxx or steal someone's flash rule I wont do poo poo, because I am lazier than Broenheim.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER



sebmojo posted:


WRATH
the strongest arm is not the mightiest



One broiled alligator coming up.


sebmojo posted:

WRATH
he should have known, he should have known, he should have known


skwidmonster I despise you. I will break your back like I break your will to live.

Swarm
Aug 18, 2014

by XyloJW


I suppose being on team greed, it wouldn't be right to use just the one flash rule.

quote:

anime was right - he never really deserved to have it
So I took it.

quote:

PootieTang - this one will be the one that changes everything after that, no more
this too and yeah three is enough.
thanks chumps!

Jonked posted:

Oh by the way,

STEP

THE

gently caress

UP


you got it, chuckles



(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Swarm fucked around with this message at Aug 19, 2015 around 22:00

Erogenous Beef
Dec 20, 2006

i know the filthy secrets of your heart


Bring the pain, mojo.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010



Legit Cyberpunk

Erogenous Beef posted:

Bring the pain, mojo.

PRIDE
I wear these antlers because I earned them, motherfucker

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

The turtle moves.


Fun Shoe

In, because this prompt looks fun.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

The turtle moves.


Fun Shoe

Also thanks for the crits on my last story, but "not unkindly" is a solid loving phrase that implies a tone that is firm, but without obvious rancor and is generally used by someone tolerant but displeased at the subject with whom they are speaking!

A Classy Ghost
Jul 21, 2003

this wine has a fantastic booquet


Screaming Idiot posted:

Also thanks for the crits on my last story, but

NO

flerp
Feb 25, 2014



Screaming Idiot posted:

Also thanks for the crits on my last story, but "not unkindly" is a solid loving phrase that implies a tone that is firm, but without obvious rancor and is generally used by someone tolerant but displeased at the subject with whom they are speaking!

no its stupid and your stupid and brawl me fucker

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

The turtle moves.


Fun Shoe

Broenheim posted:

no its stupid and your stupid and brawl me fucker

my stupid what

MY STUPID WHAT

My suspense is making me so angry that I will accept your brawl on the condition you tell me what of mine is stupid.

EDIT: Also, your mother is a classy lady who would be ashamed of you if she knew how you acted towards others!

flerp
Feb 25, 2014



Screaming Idiot posted:

my stupid what

MY STUPID WHAT

My suspense is making me so angry that I will accept your brawl on the condition you tell me what of mine is stupid.

your everything

now and let's do this

and christ, you better write better then you burn people otherwise it wont even be a challenge

flerp fucked around with this message at Aug 19, 2015 around 03:28

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010



Legit Cyberpunk

Screaming Idiot posted:

In, because this prompt looks fun.

GLUTTONY
eat the pain away

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

The turtle moves.


Fun Shoe

sebmojo posted:

GLUTTONY
eat the pain away

tell me something i do not do already seb

god i hate myself

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry


SLOTH

oddly pleasant cuddling

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

here's a thing

Last week myself, Ironic Twist, Djeser, and Kaishai did a recap of Week 157 (robot week).

Right now these recordings are meant to be additional critique/running commentary on Thunderdome. Like the ESPN of lovely stories. I'm hesitant to call what we have a "podcast" at this point, but I'm hoping we can grow in that direction. If anyone is good at audio/recording, scripting, or general podcast things, I would love your input. Pop into #Thunderdome on synIRC and lemme know what you think.

https://soundcloud.com/sittinghere/...-week-157-recap

Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

Did you FAIL THUNDERDOME Entenzahn? Don't worry, here's an example on how to write!

Jonked posted:

Yeah, okay, no. I'm doing every flash rule you're doing - and since I'm not a baby chump running back to mama, I'm going to do it in 1100 words. But go right ahead and take the handicap, you spaz.

Want me to hold on to these 100 words for you so they don't go to waste like the other 1100?

docbeard
Jul 18, 2011

High marks for compassion, low marks for survival skills





Don't you see that setting us at each others' throats is tearing us apart?!?

In, obviously.

Thyrork
Apr 21, 2010



WARNING:
Crushes tea, and tea-related rebels.


Slippery Tilde

In.

It's been too long.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005



Pork Pro

sebmojo posted:

WRATH
Fuschia tude - sucker punch with actual suckers
PoshAlligator - the strongest arm is not the mightiest
Bad Ideas Good - breaking the mold that made him
Thranguy - gently caress the pigs
skwidmonster - he should have known, he should have known, he should have known
hubris.height - FUCKIN, FUCKIN, FUCKIN

Here's the deal: all of you are terrible human beings, but decent writers. I'm an awesome human being, but a pretty middlin' writer. So I'm going to steal the "the strongest arm is not the mightiest""gently caress the pigs" flash rule, because "FUCKIN, FUCKIN, FUCKIN," ain't gonna help me any. Last time I checked there were more than a few idiots ITT who wrote with wrathful characters whom couldn't get laid, and I'm not talented enough to make that interesting.


e: No, gently caress it. I'm taking the good one. gently caress the Pigs is mine. If you've got a problem with that, feel free to take it up with someone who cares.

hubris.height fucked around with this message at Aug 19, 2015 around 16:58

Grizzlegrax
Mar 21, 2013

Bustin' Makes Me
Feel Good


like a virgin, domin' for the very first time

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Ask me about being the most Magnificent Bastard in EU4 Multiplayer.

sebmojo posted:

PRIDE
slouching in the throne

Ima hold onto this for you, crabby boy

No need to thank me, I know you couldn't handle it, but I won once so I'll probably just win again as that's how it works

e: that's in addition to my own flash, because otherwise it's just not a challenge

Obliterati fucked around with this message at Aug 19, 2015 around 17:24

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

docbeard posted:

Don't you see that setting us at each others' throats is tearing us apart?!?

In, obviously.

LUST

You will believe in me, and I will never be ignored.

Thyrork posted:

In.

It's been too long.

SLOTH

I got a letter this mornin, how do you reckon it read? It said, 'Hurry, hurry, yeah, your love is dead

Grizzlegrax posted:

like a virgin, domin' for the very first time

GREED

It's a helluva start, it could be made into a monster, if we all pull together as a team.

Grizzlegrax
Mar 21, 2013

Bustin' Makes Me
Feel Good


gently caress me, I'm definitely feeling my sin.

quote:

anime was right - he never really deserved to have it
I'll be taking this. You never really deserved to have it.

quote:

Jonked - investment is basically a love letter to your future self, he said
This one as well. Putting all my chips on the table and letting them ride! That's how you fuckin' invest!

sebmojo posted:

flash rulethe 175th, 176th and 177th words of your story must be 'pack of dickheads'.
As a bonus I'll even see if I can wrangle this one!

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Ask me about being the most Magnificent Bastard in EU4 Multiplayer.

Also, as a reminder:

Obliterati posted:

I will also do three line-by-lines on request

Should probably have put that at the top of the crits rather than the bottom, huh

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Ask me about being the most Magnificent Bastard in EU4 Multiplayer.

Screaming Idiot posted:

my stupid what

MY STUPID WHAT

My suspense is making me so angry that I will accept your brawl on the condition you tell me what of mine is stupid.

EDIT: Also, your mother is a classy lady who would be ashamed of you if she knew how you acted towards others!


Broenheim posted:

your everything

now and let's do this

and christ, you better write better then you burn people otherwise it wont even be a challenge

THE SECRET POLICEMAN'S BRAWL

I want stories about impostors. Men hiding under fedoras, rubber masks, simple misdirection, whatever, I don't care: something/one is not what it/they seem, just prove to me that at least one of you isn't a infinite number of monkeys sharing one typewriter

Word count: 1000

Deadline: 29/8, 2359 GMT


Screaming Idiot, get your toxx down or flee into the night.

Obliterati fucked around with this message at Aug 19, 2015 around 21:40

newtestleper
Oct 30, 2003


challenge.

judgebrawl.

sebmojo.

sittinghere.

myself.

250.

science.

submission.

acceptance?

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


Blood Empress of Thunderdome

Tap to emit spores


Clapping Larry

newtestleper posted:

challenge.

judgebrawl.

sebmojo.

sittinghere.

myself.

250.

science.

submission.

acceptance?

ok

when?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010



Legit Cyberpunk


yeah

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor


Did I not get my prompt because I didn't quickly enough? I'm still learning your ways and customs.

skwidmonster
Mar 31, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER


sebmojo posted:

WRATH
Fuschia tude - sucker punch with actual suckers
PoshAlligator - the strongest arm is not the mightiest
Bad Ideas Good - breaking the mold that made him
Thranguy - gently caress the pigs
skwidmonster - he should have known, he should have known, he should have known
hubris.height - FUCKIN, FUCKIN, FUCKIN

So hi there
I pretty much need one gently caress of an entry this time. I mean, not that I give a poo poo about TD's good graces, but if I have a reputation I'd at least like to be the guy who's an rear end in a top hat because he's an rear end in a top hat and not a no-show. So I'm gonna go ahead and yoink all of these and say do your worst, gently caress nuggets, cuz I'm a loose cannon with nothing to lose.

*YOINK*

I'll see you sweet little babies Monday.

newtestleper
Oct 30, 2003



25 hours after judgement. To be judged by the loser of this week. If the loser pikes than any DM.

Armack
Jan 27, 2006

Corde pulsum tangite


"Peccantem me quotidie et non penitentem. Timor mortis conturbat me, quia in inferno nulla est redemptio." (I do sin daily and don't repent. The fear of death disturbs me, for in hell there is no redemption)

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newtestleper
Oct 30, 2003


After The War posted:

Did I not get my prompt because I didn't quickly enough? I'm still learning your ways and customs.

No, just because the judges took a capricious, unearned, yet surprisingly vicious dislike to you.

GREED

a particular food, in a particular time, in a particular place

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