Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Binary Badger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MxGtH-2duM

The Toei Wiki page for Spider-Man posted:

In addition to fighting by himself, this incarnation of Spider-Man also piloted a giant robot known as Leopardon, which he would summon to thwart off enlarged versions of the show's monsters. Toei would adopt the giant robot concept in subsequent incarnations of their own Super Sentai franchise.

This... was the first sentai show with a giant robot. Power Rangers ultimately descends from this. :what:

# ¿ Jan 8, 2015 05:49

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:07

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Speaking of cancer, does anyone have the panels from 'The Death of Captain Marvel' where Reed Richards _{and some other guys} cure cancer, and then they're all like 'why didn't we do this sooner'?

# ¿ Jan 29, 2015 21:27

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Loves me some Quantum & Woody

...but... his eyes aren't closed. :raise:

# ¿ Feb 15, 2015 09:50

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

InShaneee posted:

No, the joke is Bluewater Productions.

He's so dreamy. :allears:

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 06:02

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Uthor posted:

New JL8!

http://limbero.org/jl8/194

That's a third-party site. They update more frequently at the artist's Tumblr, and until recently the site you linked wasn't updated at all. I figure you'd want to know.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 22:50

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Uthor posted:

Can Conan beat up Groo?

Groo vs. Conan #1

Tell me the entire comic was, like, two pages long. :allears:

*Googles*

A four-issue miniseries!?

Listen, Sergio. You can either joke about how awful the sewer level is, or you can have the sewer level. You can't do both!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 04:15

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Uthor posted:

To be fair, half the series is Sergio getting hit on the head, thinking he's Conan, and running around the city with his rear end hanging out of a hospital gown.

The other half is the towns' people making assumptions of whether Conan can/has won.

I'm on issue 4 and so far, there's been about two pages of actual fighting. And no one won.

Ah. I should have known better than to doubt one of the masters!

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 05:08

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

achillesforever6 posted:

Its kind of weird hearing Darkside being snarky and doubly weird when you hear it with the Michael Ironside voice

Could be Frank Welker's Dr. Claw voice (which he also used for Darkseid on the Superfriends).

John Dyne posted:

I gotta say, Darkseid is great when he's written as just a regular rear end in a top hat who just so happens to wield the powers of uncreation and can unravel someone at an atomic level out of boredom.

It'd be amusing, I think, to have an issue or two where Darkseid just walks across America. Just walks. Not a single thing the superheroes can bust him for (and some argument to keep them from simply kicking him out of the country, possibly 'if he's here, we can watch him'). Light conversation with the citizenry. Purchasing coffee at a roadside stand. Spend the night at a motel. And all the while the collective law enforcement and vigilante community is going 'what is he up to what is he up to'

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 08:18

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

SilverSupernova posted:

Marvel Adventures: Spider-Man.
I forget which issue, but I remember Enchantress being involved.

#40, sayeth the Google.

"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of -- Spider-Man?!?" When our webbed wonder unwittingly aids a devious demi-goddess, his reward is a one way ticket to Asgard. But things start going south as soon as Spidey starts going Norse! Prepare for an epic tale that the bards will sing of for centuries to come (most likely with an occasional unnecessary "thee" or "thou" thrown in for good measure)!

# ¿ May 27, 2015 06:12

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

ImpAtom posted:

The same story I mentioned above

I'm not seeing you mention a story in this thread. :raise:

And I'd love to see the 'Superman buys coffee' panels, but no one seems to have access to them.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 23:17

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Lurdiak posted:

JEAN!

JEAAN!

JEAAAAAAAN!!

My first thought was OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST OPTIC BLAST BEHOLD OPTIC BLAST, but your mileage may vary.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2015 05:35

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Random Stranger posted:

Anybody have the panels handy from that comic where they say Nixon was framed for Watergate? And aliens may or may not have been involved? I'm drawing a blank.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 20:24

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

More like:

"N-"
*all the punches, ever*

E: oh right this is the funny panels thread. Source is GIS, I'm afraid.

FredMSloniker fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jul 30, 2015

# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 18:21

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 02:46

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Cangelosi posted:

There's an Instagram account called, appropriately enough, "ComicallyRandom" that has been putting out some pretty obscure and strange out of context comic panels lately. Might as well repost some of the most-liked for us to analyze.

Unfortunately, this is an obvious photoshop. I presume he said he can see.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 22:48

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

joehonkie posted:

Note: Historical accuracy optional

But screenshotted cursor mandatory, apparently. :v:

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 21:01

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Ignite Memories posted:

I spent 5 or 10 dollars buying the x-men arcade game for my phone just so I could hear colossus's YEEAAAARRGGHH again. I have not once attempted to play it for real.

You could have just gone here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPLpovcDujw

# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 00:35

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

ecavalli posted:

There is perhaps nothing more Ennis than an elephant peeing into the mouth of a lovelorn, superpowered hitman.

But what about the 'woman assumes that something that looks more like a cancerous lesion is a hickey and immediately decks guy, womenamirite?' Does that rate at all on the Ennis scale?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 04:49

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

ImpAtom posted:

only for Satan to alter reality so he got hit by a brick

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 01:32

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

ImpAtom posted:

(This dazes him and then he chases a criminal to the edge of a cliff where a brick breaks, sending the criminal tumbling down onto him and knocking him out so he misses his wedding.)

Wait, so Mephisto used two bricks on Spider-Man? The fiend!

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 03:55

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Ferrule posted:

True, but look at what they were up against:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5v2RdxYGqk

I'm amused that, about 40 seconds in, Cyclops manages to miss egregiously. With eyebeams that, by definition, shoot what he's looking at. At a range where they're effectively hitscan.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 20:20

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Klaus (aka Santa Begins) #2

I'm now imagining Shadow of Mordor Christmas DLC.
⌾ 3/10 Stealth Gift Uruks
□ Bonus Objective
Do not kill any Uruks

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 22:38

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Lurdiak posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7DLi8GvZI

PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED. MUST BREAK TARGET DICK INTO COMPONENT COMPOUNDS.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 21:36

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Wanderer posted:

From Thor #373, by Simonson and Sal Buscema, Thor foils a mugging.

I presume 'UP???' is intended to be pronounced in a tone of surprise and panic at Suddenly Mjolnir.

E: also, though this is less likely, I hope Thor's response involves saying 'yea' and moving Mjolnir up, as instructed.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 00:11

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

TwoPair posted:

Didn't know whether to put this in Funny or Badass, but New Avengers #8:

The New Avengers are raiding the SHIELD Battlecarrier (it's a helicarrier with more guns, before you ask) to save a captured Rick Jones and run into the Agents of SHIELD (from the show/comic of the same name) and Power Man and White Tiger are having a little bit of trouble fighting Deathlok.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2016 21:00

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

How many superheroes are there that go by their super identity? I mean, I figure Johnny Storm at least can sign checks as 'The Human Torch', but there must be other examples.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 01:06

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Lurdiak posted:

Is my eyesight going bad or are you guys just posting incredibly small images for some reason.

The most recent images look fine; they're just thumbnailed.

# ¿ May 19, 2016 09:46

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Now I kinda wanna make a 'color this art' thread. (Any idea how I'd find uncolored comic book pages by actually good pencilers/inkers?)

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 00:51

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Dacap posted:

Reading Spider-Man's dialogue on that strip with Kermit's voice is pretty perfect

"Hi ho, Spider the Man here..."

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 19:13

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

I was trying to find a suitable panel for the badass panels thread from the Star Trek comics. Instead, I found this:

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 19:14

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Wow. That is one of the most aggressively unfunny things I've ever read.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 03:43

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

JoshTheStampede posted:

I just realized that, quite aside from the whole 'Doom shedding a tear over an atrocity much smaller than he's used to committing' thing, that the narration is implying that the terrorists are not human. And not in the fun 'actually a Skrull' way.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 22:12

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

AfroSquirrel posted:

Running away from your fear = brave?

Hal's hacking the ring, apparently; maybe he's temporarily glitching its worthiness protocol.

_{Maybe he metaphorically hit it in the head a few times.}

# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 21:02

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Also theres a dedicated newspaper spiderman thread now.

The link, for those curious.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 08:59

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I have no idea where it's from, but I love it.

I wanna know what the Spider-Footnote says.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 06:12

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Ghostlight posted:

The Newspaper Spider-Man thread is over here.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 03:18

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

In case anyone was unaware, there's a Newspaper Spider-Man thread. Mind you, my only objection to that being posted here is that this thread would become a clone of that thread in short order. :v:

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 21:52

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Pacra posted:

Amazing X-Men 007

...is that Firestar?

*Googles*

It is! And that's Iceman being blown up by the space diaper! Yay! :neckbeard:

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 04:49

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Alacron posted:

This was posted in the Touching Panels thread a while ago:

So, uh, is Gwenpool supposed to be an anti-fangirl treatise? Because the panels I've seen in this and other threads seem to be about half and half 'lol I'm so wacky' and 'you are hosed in the head', and I'm kind of wondering how long until she snaps and tries to destroy the Marvel Universe just so she can get out.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 06:05

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 18:07

FredMSloniker: Jan 2, 2008; Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.

Say Nothing posted:

Dude, the piece of rebar is right there.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 16:17

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