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*A factory full of pistons and gears grind loudly to drive a machine that stamps MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL onto a steel plate covered in rivets* *high tech scan sweeps over still image of football player. Simulated HUD flashes numbers while graphs and pie charts fluctuate spastically in corner of screen*
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*tower of lasers, holograms, and searchlights plays out dazzling multicolored beams into the night sky as the camera pans up to the zenith, a spinning football*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:08
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*a large truck rolls up and robot sports athletes jump out the back and start posing like a boy band from the 90s, heavy metal music blares*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:09
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*an extremely high polygon 3d technical diagram of a player running into a butt forever*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:11
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*a cyborg with a cannon arm rifles a ball towards a tank robot with a cyber bat that smashes the ball through the screen, MLB playoffs logo drops in with sparks flying everywhere*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:11
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*Matrix 360 of tennis ball in mid flight*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:11
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*a city skyline slowly rises into view by morphing, transformers style, from random technoblocks on the ground, spotlights illuminate the center tower featuring the NHL logo*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:13
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*Car factory robot arms use plasma cutters to carve steel plates which are then grabbed and locked into place to assemble the NFL 2015 logo. Colors are applied with a scanning laser beam rather than spraypaint*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:16
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*A red orb navigates a series of spinning turbines before slamming between the letters "SC." The letters are made of carbon fiber.*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:17
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*spaceship made of what looks like futuristic sports equipment las-beams a mountain from space, transforming the living rock into a football helemet, a missile explodes on the helmet revealing the College Football Playoffs logo*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:18
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Jan 6, 2015 17:19
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Jan 6, 2015 17:19
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tomstuart posted:*spaceship made of what looks like futuristic sports equipment las-beams a mountain from space, transforming the living rock into a football helemet, a missile explodes on the helmet revealing the College Football Playoffs logo* *Logo unfolds Transformers style to transition scene to sports anchor desk*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:20
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*a collection of metallic rectangles spins in four dimensions, zooming out until it is the glint in the eye of a robotic baseball player, transitioning into the next scene with a sweep of his cyber-bat*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:23
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*Camera flies through gauntlet of pounding pistons before zooming out and revealing the words "Play of the Week" are stamped onto engine block*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:28
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*Football player's headshot loops 3 second smiling animation*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:29
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*football-player robot sprints down the field, takes a flying leap and Transforms into a football mid-flight, colliding with the uprights in a shower of sparks and pyrotechnics which fade away to reveal show logo*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:30
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*small view of replay from sidebar is rapidly zoomed in on while swooping sound plays, gratuitous amounts of camera shake are added for big hit*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:30
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*cube of steel carved piecemeal by lasers until it takes the form of a soccer ball. Robot arm applies glossy paint finish so it looks like a real ball*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:32
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*picture of a robot suspiciously similar to The Terminator appears on screen* *He catches a football*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:33
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*Scene transition mimics Windows 8 aesthetic*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:33
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NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE BUILT FORD TOUGH PLAY OF THE GAME *two teams of F-250s drive into eachother on a football field, summarily exploding*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:35
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*a proper Victorian lady and her chastely amorous suitor stroll arm in arm down the winding path of the meticulously sculpted lawn* *she giggles nervously and coquettishly twirls a lace parasol, which shades her perfect milk-white visage from the noonday sun, making the gentleman's heart leap* *the 3rd-and-25 pass comes rocketing over the outstretched arms of the gardener as the proper Victorian lady pushes off from the gentleman, makes a miraculous one-handed grab while clutching the parasol in the other hand and lunges for the first down* *the gentleman raises his arms looking for a offensive pass interference flag* *no flag* *the proper Victorian lady spikes the ball in the area of the gentleman, grabs her crotch and gyrates her hips in celebration* *flag -- 15 yards for Unladylike Conduct*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:42
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*orbital weapons platform goes through elaborate targeting and charge up procedure to precision-strike basketball through hoop in a blaze of blinding light. Resulting explosion levels city. Aerial view of rubble reveals NBA logo*
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I'm one of those robots that Fox Sports uses for everything beep boop fart
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Jan 6, 2015 17:51
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I'm an NHL graphic so you're lucky if I just show the right score.
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Jan 6, 2015 17:51
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*booming voice* You Got Jack'd Off
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Jan 6, 2015 17:54
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Jan 6, 2015 17:55
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*sidebars and scrolling text take up more space on screen than actual tennis match* *Arby's logo rotates slowly in bottom left corner of screen at all times*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:55
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Monkey Fracas posted:NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE BUILT FORD TOUGH PLAY OF THE GAME
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Jan 6, 2015 17:56
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*hockey player skates towards camera, flames behind him, and glares menacingly and unblinkingly forward as his stats appear below, etched into a metal plate*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:59
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*sports anchor's desk held up by I-beams*
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Jan 6, 2015 17:59
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*WNBA robot dribbles up- feed gets cut as Fox terminates their broadcast day.* *Infomercial starts*
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Jan 6, 2015 18:04
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*Football player has uniform assembled onto him like a suit of Iron Man armor. HUD comes on and the display shows the player's stats/rotating headshot*
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Jan 6, 2015 18:05
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Othin posted:*WNBA robot dribbles up- feed gets cut as Fox terminates their broadcast day.* *Infomercial starts* *Search for WNBA Robot still turns up of 25 pages of results on Deviantart*
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Jan 6, 2015 18:07
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*ray rice robot slowly beats robot spouse unconscious as energetic horn and bell music plays in background. the scene expands to show an elevator, it plummets down a shaft as gears and chains spark and break off if it. The elevator crash lands on a football field creating a shockwave that kills thousands of eager fans. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? *
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Jan 6, 2015 18:07
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*cricket robot cuts cricket ball in half with high-frequency cricket bat while squealing metal plays in background*
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Jan 6, 2015 18:07
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*10 seconds of explosions as an electric guitar shreds in the background*
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Jan 6, 2015 18:12
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*Is a local business logo overlay on the glass just behind a hockey net. Moves just slightly out of sync from the camera's movements making it hard to not notice.*
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*Discus throwing robot winds up on pivoting torso and throws circular sawblade emblazoned with Olympic logo*
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