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I feel ligher already.
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but enough about your posting
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Let's talk about byob.
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I like it, is my opinion.
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Same, OP
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I like it, is my opinion.
Same, OP
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Drilldo took a bit to warm up to, but now I've decided I genuinely like him.
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I'm really good.
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cheeky rascal drilldo squirt
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what does mellonpug poop look like?
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i feel pretty neurotic about making GBS threads. like, i'm worried right now because it's tuesday evening and i haven't defecated since sunday. i feel in my head that i should definitely poo poo before i go to bed tonight, but i really don't feel the physical urge to poo poo. i start training for a new temporary job tomorrow and i'm super worried about the possibility of needing to poo poo at an inconvenient time.
and i'm also worried about how well i'll be able to handle this training and my new job. i feel especially anxious because my eating habits are hosed and i know i'm going to need to change them pronto in order to be successful at this job. i've been in the habit of consuming zero calories all day until bedtime, at which point i will take a delicious 1000-1500 calorie meal into bed with me and eat it before going to sleep. i will be doing this tonight and i'm looking forward to the meal. but not eating all day makes me super lethargic and way less inclined to complete tasks than i will need to be for this upcoming job. and i'm currently thinking: okay, should i eat something before the beginning of tomorrow's training session or should i wait until the lunch break to eat something tomorrow? i wish i could eat all i want without having to worry about getting fat!
and life just seems so stressful and unpleasant to me and i feel like it's pretty much inevitable that i'm going to have to endure copious amounts of unpleasantness for the rest of my life regardless of what i do or don't do. like, i totally don't want to work or accomplish anything and it's such a bummer that the chores of everyday life require so much effort. and i totally just view interpersonal relationships and social interaction as burdensome necessities rather than as valuable sources of pleasure and fulfillment. the physical pleasures of eating and drinking diet soda are the aspects of life that i derive the most enjoyment from, and it's such a huge loving bummer that i'm so neurotic and have become so discombobulated about life and am so not looking forward to the rest of my life.
welp, enjoy this dump of a post, friends!
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i feel pretty neurotic about making GBS threads. like, i'm worried right now because it's tuesday evening and i haven't defecated since sunday. i feel in my head that i should definitely poo poo before i go to bed tonight, but i really don't feel the physical urge to poo poo. i start training for a new temporary job tomorrow and i'm super worried about the possibility of needing to poo poo at an inconvenient time.
and i'm also worried about how well i'll be able to handle this training and my new job. i feel especially anxious because my eating habits are hosed and i know i'm going to need to change them pronto in order to be successful at this job. i've been in the habit of consuming zero calories all day until bedtime, at which point i will take a delicious 1000-1500 calorie meal into bed with me and eat it before going to sleep. i will be doing this tonight and i'm looking forward to the meal. but not eating all day makes me super lethargic and way less inclined to complete tasks than i will need to be for this upcoming job. and i'm currently thinking: okay, should i eat something before the beginning of tomorrow's training session or should i wait until the lunch break to eat something tomorrow? i wish i could eat all i want without having to worry about getting fat!
and life just seems so stressful and unpleasant to me and i feel like it's pretty much inevitable that i'm going to have to endure copious amounts of unpleasantness for the rest of my life regardless of what i do or don't do. like, i totally don't want to work or accomplish anything and it's such a bummer that the chores of everyday life require so much effort. and i totally just view interpersonal relationships and social interaction as burdensome necessities rather than as valuable sources of pleasure and fulfillment. the physical pleasures of eating and drinking diet soda are the aspects of life that i derive the most enjoyment from, and it's such a huge loving bummer that i'm so neurotic and have become so discombobulated about life and am so not looking forward to the rest of my life.
welp, enjoy this dump of a post, friends!
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That's living the life, friend.
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i feel pretty neurotic about making GBS threads. like, i'm worried right now because it's tuesday evening and i haven't defecated since sunday. i feel in my head that i should definitely poo poo before i go to bed tonight, but i really don't feel the physical urge to poo poo. i start training for a new temporary job tomorrow and i'm super worried about the possibility of needing to poo poo at an inconvenient time.
and i'm also worried about how well i'll be able to handle this training and my new job. i feel especially anxious because my eating habits are hosed and i know i'm going to need to change them pronto in order to be successful at this job. i've been in the habit of consuming zero calories all day until bedtime, at which point i will take a delicious 1000-1500 calorie meal into bed with me and eat it before going to sleep. i will be doing this tonight and i'm looking forward to the meal. but not eating all day makes me super lethargic and way less inclined to complete tasks than i will need to be for this upcoming job. and i'm currently thinking: okay, should i eat something before the beginning of tomorrow's training session or should i wait until the lunch break to eat something tomorrow? i wish i could eat all i want without having to worry about getting fat!
and life just seems so stressful and unpleasant to me and i feel like it's pretty much inevitable that i'm going to have to endure copious amounts of unpleasantness for the rest of my life regardless of what i do or don't do. like, i totally don't want to work or accomplish anything and it's such a bummer that the chores of everyday life require so much effort. and i totally just view interpersonal relationships and social interaction as burdensome necessities rather than as valuable sources of pleasure and fulfillment. the physical pleasures of eating and drinking diet soda are the aspects of life that i derive the most enjoyment from, and it's such a huge loving bummer that i'm so neurotic and have become so discombobulated about life and am so not looking forward to the rest of my life.
welp, enjoy this dump of a post, friends!
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update: welp, i have been able to take a poo poo this evening. but it's just a tiny little turd, like less than 3 inches long. im sitting on the toilet right now and havent wiped my butt or flushed the toilet yet.
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drink a cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette
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how was it?
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sticky and painful. I ate too many jalapenos with lunch today
im sorry for that if it makes you feel better my dump today was painful today as well 
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update: welp, i have been able to take a poo poo this evening. but it's just a tiny little turd, like less than 3 inches long. im sitting on the toilet right now and havent wiped my butt or flushed the toilet yet.
Maybe post a picture of it.
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Maybe post a picture of it.
i didn't take a picture of the tiny poo poo that i took last night. but about a half hour ago, i took another poo poo and i only managed to squeeze out two teensy turds that were even tinier than last night's turd. i've attached a sideways photo of the toilet bowl containing these two bits of my excrement along with a little bit of toilet paper. it seems to me that i'm definitely overdue for a medium-to-large-sized poo poo, but i'll try not to worry too much about it.
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thats a poop
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im poopin now
thanks Manifisto!
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i didn't take a picture of the tiny poo poo that i took last night. but about a half hour ago, i took another poo poo and i only managed to squeeze out two teensy turds that were even tinier than last night's turd. i've attached a sideways photo of the toilet bowl containing these two bits of my excrement along with a little bit of toilet paper. it seems to me that i'm definitely overdue for a medium-to-large-sized poo poo, but i'll try not to worry too much about it.
You should see a doctor, friend.
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how long have you been logging your poops math debater
i would recommend keeping a log of at least 2 months in order to track your ups and downs just so you have a good baseline
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thanks Manifisto!
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to this day I still kick my self over not choosing @pooplog
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i didn't take a picture of the tiny poo poo that i took last night. but about a half hour ago, i took another poo poo and i only managed to squeeze out two teensy turds that were even tinier than last night's turd. i've attached a sideways photo of the toilet bowl containing these two bits of my excrement along with a little bit of toilet paper. it seems to me that i'm definitely overdue for a medium-to-large-sized poo poo, but i'll try not to worry too much about it.
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logging my poops and taking photos of my poop are not things that i do regularly.
here's a poop-related childhood memory: i remember one time when i was around 6 years old and my sister was around 4 years old, my sister took me into the bathroom with her because she wanted to show me her poop because her poop was shaped like a seal. i remember she repeatedly shouted "my poop looks like a seal!"
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i didn't take a picture of the tiny poo poo that i took last night. but about a half hour ago, i took another poo poo and i only managed to squeeze out two teensy turds that were even tinier than last night's turd. i've attached a sideways photo of the toilet bowl containing these two bits of my excrement along with a little bit of toilet paper. it seems to me that i'm definitely overdue for a medium-to-large-sized poo poo, but i'll try not to worry too much about it.
post youre dick next
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logging my poops and taking photos of my poop are not things that i do regularly.
here's a poop-related childhood memory: i remember one time when i was around 6 years old and my sister was around 4 years old, my sister took me into the bathroom with her because she wanted to show me her poop because her poop was shaped like a seal. i remember she repeatedly shouted "my poop looks like a seal!"
Hmm, tell me more.
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Another poop-related childhood memory of mine is from second grade (age 8) when one of my best buddies ever smeared some of his poo poo on my homemade-handprint-turkey Thanksgiving sweatshirt. i think that was his way of communicating to me that the sweatshirt was really dorky and i should've felt ashamed for wearing it. he has been in prison for downloading child porn for several years, but he will be released in a couple months i think.
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