HerStuddMuffin posted:

Your prose is a loving mess. I'm quoting the whole thing as a public service. What a convoluted way to say: "My flatmate finds his girlfriend's couching irritating but he's such a huge nerd he doesn't know how to talk to her about it. I am such a huge nerd I don't know what to tell him."

Also, I am very familiar with French people and I have no idea WTF "quite attractive in that busty ovine sort of way peculiar to the people of northern France" could mean, except that you have an attraction for sheep with big tits, which sounds more like a personal problem than anything else.