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Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
It's not really a joke, but when a stand up comic tells the audience that they just had a kid/got married or anything else said to elicit some cheap, unearned applause.

I remember Louis CK said something like this once and when the audience started clapping he told them to shut the gently caress up.

Another comic said that he just had a kid, the audience started clapping, then he told them he just made it up. "Don't you feel stupid for clapping now?"

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