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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

let the porch cat in

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Triangulum
Oct 3, 2007

by Lowtax


porch cats make really good dog toys
just fyi

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


Why wouldn't you let a cat in

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Did you let the cat in yet?

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax


please let that cat in

Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he

Rickycat posted:

please let that cat in

Nice try, porchcat

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

Hi just seeing if you let the cat in

Mamma Lucia
Jul 20, 2014

THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP


lol, just loving lol if you don't let the porch cat in.

Digirat
Sep 14, 2011

fungus scene is where it's at


Taco Defender

Wheres the cat. Why isn't it in.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005



Gestalt Intellect posted:

Wheres the cat. Why isn't it in.

His forums name is Hitlers Gay Secret, ends up being worse than his namesake.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas Magic


Fallen Rib

I'm gonna be the contrarian one and say don't let the cat in, just to add a little variety to the page. you should totally let the cat in.

Speaking of cats: Tux why are you afraid of the brush. You sulk and hide under the coffee table when I get within ten feet of you with it.

Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at Sep 16, 2015 around 10:42

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY




Kill the cat and display his corpse on your porch for all other freeloading bastards in the area to see and learn from

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Fraction posted:

Kill the cat this poster and display his corpse on your porch for all other freeloading bastards in the area to see and learn from ... also let the cat in.

ftfy

Party Boat
Oct 31, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he

This cat sure has a lot of alt accounts, if he has access to these kinds of funds he's probably doing fine and you shouldn't let him in op

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Party Boat posted:

This cat sure has a lot of alt accounts, if he has access to these kinds of funds he's probably doing fine and you shouldn't let him in op

counterpoint: He may have a comprehensive financial portfolio and wants to share wisdom like a feline yoda/warren buffett.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


It's bad luck not to let a cat in. Unless you have cat hating German shepherds or something

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

Here's my neighborhood porch cat. He didn't want to go in.

Triangulum
Oct 3, 2007

by Lowtax


that cats already a fat rear end freeloader, dont be an enabler

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

it's common courtesy to invite a porch cat into your home, is all I'm saying.

I didn't feed him but I did pet the hell out of him.

Digirat
Sep 14, 2011

fungus scene is where it's at


Taco Defender

loving LET THE PORCH CAT IN, gently caress

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

Boops boops


College Slice

JESUS loving CHRIST PEOPLE!

He's my neighbor's cat. He lives at their house at night and comes to our house when they leave for work. He's a freeloader.

gently caress, he goes right to their garage when they come home.

Holy poo poo.

Mamma Lucia
Jul 20, 2014

THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP


I still don't see a reason to not let him in.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

Boops boops


College Slice

Vincent Van Goat posted:

I still don't see a reason to not let him in.

Would you care if your neighbor just started letting your cat live in their house?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Would you care if your neighbor just started letting your cat live in their house?
Having a shared neighborhood cat would be amazing.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


This is why America is failing. Nobody knows their neighbors anymore. Nobody shares their cat.

SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007
May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is why America is failing. Nobody knows their neighbors anymore. Nobody shares their cat.

Too many neighbors like Triangulum

Triangulum
Oct 3, 2007

by Lowtax


death 2 freeloaders

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005



Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Would you care if your neighbor just started letting your cat live in their house?

It takes a village.

If nothing else you need to start letting it in to gently caress with your neighbor. Send him home with a new name tag with a really inappropriate or stupid name. Send it home wearing silly cat Halloween costumes. Basically when your neighbor sees his cat he should be wondering wtf.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

Oscar, why the gently caress would you decide to sneak outside while I take delivery of a pizza? Do you not know your previous owner had you declawed? And I KNOW you see the dozen outdoor cats from your hours spent staring out the windows. You are lucky the delivery driver was a cat lady and corralled you within seconds, you fat jerk.

This is your natural state. You are not a mighty hunter.

MrYenko
Jun 17, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Blackchamber posted:

It takes a village.

If nothing else you need to start letting it in to gently caress with your neighbor. Send him home with a new name tag with a really inappropriate or stupid name. Send it home wearing silly cat Halloween costumes. Basically when your neighbor sees his cat he should be wondering wtf.

Hopefully with the end-goal of not letting it outside anymore. Outdoor cats are a menace.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Would you care if your neighbor just started letting your cat live in their house?

Something like 60% of outdoor cats have two families. It's just the way things are.

Let the porch cat in.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

Porch cat etiquette:

1) invite the porch cat into your home

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

2) porch cat gracefully declines your invitation

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

3) porch cat eats out its own rear end in a top hat to show his gratitude

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004


Lipstick Apathy

4) when he's done, pet the porch cat.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008



Dear dogs:

Can you please stay in one place while crapping? Don't waddle across the room so that I have to follow you around. One place. You're not competing in Cross Country making GBS threads.

MrYenko
Jun 17, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Drum posted:

Dear dogs:

Can you please stay in one place while crapping? Don't waddle across the room so that I have to follow you around. One place. You're not competing in Cross Country making GBS threads.

Why is your dog distance-making GBS threads in the house?

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

Boops boops


College Slice

Puppy Galaxy posted:

2) porch cat gracefully declines your invitation

Yup, he just stares into the house but doesn't enter. I even picked him up and set him down and he walked out.


Puppy Galaxy posted:

4) when he's done, pet the porch cat.

Doing a lot of this though.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Pax: professional cat herder

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sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Porch cat etiquette:

1) invite the porch cat into your home



Puppy Galaxy posted:

2) porch cat gracefully declines your invitation


Puppy Galaxy posted:

3) porch cat eats out its own rear end in a top hat to show his gratitude


Puppy Galaxy posted:

4) when he's done, pet the porch cat.

This is some pro-level porch catting right here. You should become a teacher of porch cattery.

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