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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
My orange tabby cat humps arms and legs

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Mmmm table

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Pax you motherFUCKER. I am going to sell you to the furries. I am going to kick your rear end

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
The cat knocks things off the table

The puppy eats them

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
The cats make the poop

The puppy eats the poop

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I have an ecosystem

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
WHY DID YOU EAT MY LUNCH

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Digital-Smoke posted:

Duke you are a Buzzkill. when I'm high listening to music I don't want you jumping in my face and trying to lick it. especially after I've seen you pick up and eat a 3 week old piece of roadkill. gently caress off duke if you weren't such a cute redbone coonhound you'd all ready be at the pound

Pics

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Drum posted:

I work with dogs now, and some dog breeds need helldumping.


German Shepherd: THE FUN POLICE YOU CANNOT HAVE FUN NO NO NO >:(


Oh yeah, the little gsd girl in paxs puppy class would actively try to break up any puppy play or rough housing

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Please stop herding children

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Variety is the spice of life. Stupid dogs are the spice of rabies shots.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Dear porchcat,

I'm glad you decided to pick our front porch as your home away from home, but could you please stop meowing at the front door every morning? You aren't coming in.

let him in

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
It's bad luck not to let a cat in. Unless you have cat hating German shepherds or something

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Pax: professional cat herder

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

grack posted:

Come home from work today, put the garbage away and there is another dead bird waiting for me.


Thank you Porchcat II



At least I'll never starve.

You have to eat it now

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Let it be known that on this day, October 31 2015, the dog Pax Americana Ghirardelli has grown large enough to jump over the baby gate

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
You're not a cat pax. You're not agile. You can't parkour around like them

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
You're getting too big to do running jumps onto my stomach pax

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Autoflatophobia: fear of own farts

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

FactsAreUseless posted:

V. impressive turtle

A few weeks ago. Pax was confused

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

AtomikKrab posted:

You live in maryland?

Yep, I lived in the city for a while but just recently moved back up to the county

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
How did you get past the furniture barricade pax

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

grack posted:

Ooh, a dead squirrel today. What's the occasion Porchcat II?

Dang

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Please stop using your jolly ball as a bludgeon Pax

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

grack posted:

Nermal was male

Nerd

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Thanks for breaking down the door to watch me poop

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

bunnyofdoom posted:

Dog or cat? Cause either way, you watch them poop, it's only fair.

A dog

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
In a frightening role reversal, I farted so loudly that I woke my dog up from a deep sleep

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