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           Royal Rumble The Royal Rumble Match Roman Reigns vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Rusev vs. Bray Wyatt vs. Bad News Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? vs. ??? WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match Brock Lesnar © vs. John Cena vs. Seth Rollins RAW RESULTS Cena comes out and recaps what has gone on the last few weeks. He wants The Authority to give Ziggler, Ryback & Rowan their jobs back. Tells the fans to tweet out #AUTHORITYSUCKS. When he starts to wrap up and we're 10 minutes into the show, HHH & Steph come out. Stephanie acts annoying. HHH recaps everything John Cena said except from the Authority POV. HHH offers Cena a shot to get all 3 men their job back - he just has to win tonight! A Lumberjack match vs. Seth Rollins! Seth Rollins defeated John Cena via Pinfall (10:16). Not even 1 minute into the match Cena made sure to leave the ring and punch out Barrett, before sliding back in. The ring was ONLY surrounded by heels and when Cena was thrown out they would all swarm him. 30 seconds into a return from commercial, Cena goes into his comeback. Pretty cool spot where Rollins tries to avoid the 5 knuckle shuffle by kicking Cena from the bottom - but Cena grabs the foot and goes for an STFU. Cena hits the AA but lumberjacks interfere and pull Rollins out - causing Cena to do a dive on EVERYONE that isn't Big Show. Cena ends up hitting another AA and gets pulled out of the ring and stomped - I have no idea how this isn't a DQ. Is Lumberjack pure No DQ? Cena gets thrown back in and locks in an STFU but Kane ends up pulling Rollins out. Big Show pulls out Cena and hits a Knockout punch, throws Cena in who gets pinned - and that's the finish. Stephanie talks down to the Usos and tries to make them scared. "Is that it" says one Uso. She says yes - OH WAIT NO Naomi is going to have to wrestle with her hand behind her back!!! Dean Ambrose was apparently erratic in the hospital after his ambulance match - so he needs to be diagnosed by a psychiatric doctor. If he's too CRAZY then he won't be in the Rumble. Mizdow cut a promo. I don't know what they said but it was like 30 seconds. After that promo Ambrose & The doctor were already about to start. They're fast. Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods defeated Cesaro & Tyson Kidd via Pinfall (3:49). Adam Rose and the PARTY BUS were on the outside. Xavier Woods has a hilarious move where he flips and then does a jumping lariat killing all of his momentum. Finish came when Kofi & Woods did this awesome double team that was a BACKBREAKER into a DOUBLE STOMP. They announce that Macho Man is...EXPECTED to be going into the Hall of Fame. Instead of a video package they show people going "oh yeah" and "dig it" and nothing else. Big Show cuts a promo talking about himself. Fans I think are chanting boring. Big Show mocks the fans - calling them losers. Big Show says he doesn't think of Roman Reigns as competition. Roman Reigns comes out and he is going to  CUT A PROMO . Big Show left the ring. Roman Reigns says he remembers when Show won the WCW championship - back when he was 12 years old! Roman Reigns tells the story of Jack & The Beanstalk except replaces the giant with Big Show and him as Jack. Not even loving joking. Luke Harper comes out for a match. Roman Reigns defeats Luke Harper via Pinfall (7:20). Finish came when Big Show tried to interfere but Reigns was able to fight him off. He hit a spear on Harper for the pinfall. After the match, Big Show knocked him out. Jimmy Uso is trying to make Naomi feel better backstage. She's upset. Alicia Fox defeats Naomi via Pinfall (3:32). Naomi starts out rad even with 1 arm, but she gets finished with a Scissor Kick. Dean Ambrose & his Psychiatrist. They're doing lots of comedy with him doing word association with pictures of co workers and his bosses. The punchline is HACKSAW showed up and he went "HOOOOOO". Then they showed Stephanie, and he went "HOOOOOOOO"! Mizdow promo about THE GOLDEN GLOBES!!! Damien Mizdow has his own movie in the works and its all from webcams in Miz's house. Weird. Brock Lesnar & Heyman are here! They hype the match for the Royal Rumble and leave. [Hulkamatt recap ends here.] There is another video package for people doing Macho Man impersonations until it ends with Kane no selling it. Miz defeats an Uso via pinfall after a Skull Crushing Finale. Mizdow kept putting himself in the ring to take bumps like Miz and this distracted the other Uso and the referee. DANIEL BRYAN IS HERE AND HE LOOKS LIKE A LUMBERJACK!!! Crowd is erupting in Yes chants. Probably hottest they've been all night. Bryan asks coyly what happened last time he was here. He says it feels very familiar. He mentions how he's just kidding and says last time in that city he was main eventing Wrestlemania and winning the World Heavyweight Championship. Bryan then says this year he will repeat it in a row and mainevent yet again! Stephanie comes out and offers him her workout DVD if he's not feeling fit enough to wrestle still. Steph says that last year was a high at first but if there is one thing anyone remembers from 2014 it was Bryan being injured. Steph says that main event wrestlers never get injured and always stay on top and Bryan has been gone and doing rehab and getting surgeries. Steph asks him if all of that is worth it to happen all over again. The crowd starts shouting Yes! Then Bryan joins in rallying them on. Bryan jokes that he should start doing the Yes chant more often because it probably is a better work out than whats on her DVD. Bryan says he is just like everyone else, not a silver spoon mouthed rich kid. He says he will always fight, always staying ahead of the McMahons and proving them wrong yet again. Steph then announces that this THURSDAY ON THE NEW SMACKDOWN NIGHT Bryan will face Kane. Kane comes down to the ring and Bryan takes it right to him before getting tossed into some stairs. Kane goes to tombstone Bryan on the stairs, but Kane gets tossed into the stairs. Bryan unleashes the beast on Kane until referees pull him off. Kane tries running away but Bryan keeps coming at him with dropkicks and dives to the outside. Kane runs off finally and Bryan celebrates in the ring to another loud crowd reaction. Seth Rollins is backstage talking to his security crew. He brags about beating Cena yet again. Brock is standing behind him and jokes that Seth is proud of beating Cena. Brock calls him a weasel, but Seth cuts him off saying he's the future. Brock says the future starts when he lets it start. Heyman breaks up the confrontation and says both men should focus on Cena. Brie Bella w/ Nikki Bella defeats Paige w/ Natalya and Tyson Kidd. Tyson Kidd distracted Paige I guess and Brie won with a roll up. Paige got mad and slapped Kidd, which caused Natalya to laugh. Kidd shouted at her. CENA BROODING BACKSTAGE. Bray Wyatt Rambling promo about being in the Rumble. OFFICIALLY IN THE WWE HALL OF FAME: MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!! OOOOHH YEAH!! DIG IT!!! Fun video package. Hogan is inducting Savage lmao. The Illuminati erase two more men from history in about 1min 9sec. The Ascension are going to erase the Powers of Pain, Demolition and the Road Warriors to the list of people history will forget. Dean Ambrose has broken the therapist and he himself has become the doctor. He pulls the old switcheroo and is officially in the Royal Rumble. Dean then mocks him after comforting the doctor. Lana and Rusev are in the ring. Lana says that Rusev was supposed to wrestle Ryback tonight, but he was, how us Americans say "canned". USA chants and Lana tells them to shut up. Lana calls Ryback a loser sitting at home. Rusev mocks Ryback saying he is spineless coward. He says that if Ryback was in Rumble he'd throw him over the ropes with 29 other men. Rusev says that won't happen though because the Super American John Cena was too weak compared to the Super Russian Rusev. Dean Ambrose's music hits and runs to the ring and dropkick Rusev right out the ring. Ambrose stands tall. This leads to Rusev vs. Ambrose when we come back form a commercial break. Rusev wins the match when Dean's knee starts acting up and the referee says he can not continue wrestling. Dean says that's bullshit and goes to continue fighting only to be laid out with a superkick. Rusev poses with the big Russian flag. Contract signing for the Triple Threat WWE Championship match is next. The Authority is in the ring and mention buying the WWE Network for $9.99. They then introduce Seth Rollins, John Cena, and Brock Lesnar to the ring one by one. Heyman says that Seth planned the Authority to be reinstated, but Heyman OK'd the idea because Brock is pro Authority because they are a pain in Cena's side. Seth cuts off Heyman, but Heyman says Brock has conquered everything and that includes the future. Seth asks if Heyman is unhappy and Heyman goes drat right because this smells like a double cross from a mile away. Seth hypes up Brock sarcastically about conquering so much and being afraid of a triple threat. Heyman is about to speak but Seth cuts him off. He says he doesn't care about Brock's accomplishments because Brock doesn't have Seth's accomplishments. Seth says he founded the Shield, is Mr Money in the Bank, the new face of the Authority, and got 3 men fired. He rubs that in Cena's face. Brock grabs the microphone as Seth signs the contract. He says he conquered Undertaker, Triple H, and John Cena so a little kid like him will be nothing. Cena grabs the microphone and says he's gonna kick everyones rear end in this ring and signs the contract. Brock then signs it too, ready for a fight. Seth rubs Cena's failures in his face yet again. They begin to brawl with Cena backing Seth in a corner only to be german suplexed by Brock. Brock then suplexes Seth, He goes after Cena again but Brock get Attitude Adjustement'd through the table. Cena yells at Triple H so he gets sneak attacked by Seth which ends in a curb stomp to Cena. The recovering Brock also eats a curb stomp. During this chaos WWE reminds us, via video package, that Macho Man Randy Savage is dead and hypes a sneak peak to a DVD about Savage on the WWE Network. It comes back to the Authority posing on the ramp as Cena and Brock both struggle and look at them in anger to end Raw. KungFu Grip fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Jan 13, 2015 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Yes, it's one hour long weekly and has english commentary, so there's not even the hurdles of trying to get into NJPW or whatever. "It's not on my TV." "I don't know any of these people."
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HulkaMatt posted:Hello can somebody else make the next discussion thread??? I don't want to this week. Hello I am home, please dont close the thread because i need the format. Also who is all confirmed for the Royal Rumble
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