Finger skateboarding is gay

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I.N.R.I

youre all trolled as a result of this thread since i know for a fact youre all deeply invested in the culture of finger skateboarding. you should get better hobbies like collecting skiffle music records or watching tv shows on netflix

# ? Jan 17, 2015 13:58

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 12:47

I.N.R.I

people who finger skateboard are loving perverts/. only perferts and fedora wearing grease balls are into finger skateboarding. a better hobby to have woudl be to collect videogames on the Steam application

# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:00

I.N.R.I

Holy shi.t.. i cant believe this finger skateboard artist is using Super Boney wheels on a Spacefuck board ... thats insanely retarded. Im not even intpo finger skateboarding and i know that. It just goes to show that all finger skateboarders are retarded homosexuals who proabably watch japanese cartoons insetad of normal tv

# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:02

Ace of Baes

*slowly slides my Tech Deck Mini ramp behind me* haha yea..h...spergy finger skater.s....

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:04

I.N.R.I

average byob poster: peop;el who do finger skateboarding are awesome. i really look up to fingerboarding pioneers Percy "half pipe" Schmitz and Christopher "both hands" Pomf. by the way , Percy drives a 1995 honda civic just like me, and its the same colour too. Im 45

# ? Jan 17, 2015 14:17

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

what about fingering ur mam?

# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:06

verily carefree

7777777 posted:

*slowly slides my Tech Deck Mini ramp behind me* haha yea..h...spergy finger skater.s....

# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:19

ron color

I.N.R.I posted:

average byob poster: peop;el who do finger skateboarding are awesome. i really look up to fingerboarding pioneers Percy "half pipe" Schmitz and Christopher "both hands" Pomf. by the way , Percy drives a 1995 honda civic just like me, and its the same colour too. Im 45

lol

# ? Jan 17, 2015 15:32

Kuromyneko: Kuro neko

My friend is a pro finger boarder who won the finger xgames and has sponsors and lives in a big mansion now in Cali

# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:01

Dr Cheeto

I was invited to the world championship but I got my hand slammed in a car door and my life has never been the same since

# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:08

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:17

ulvir

I.N.R.I posted:

Holy shi.t.. i cant believe this finger skateboard artist is using Super Boney wheels on a Spacefuck board ... thats insanely retarded. Im not even intpo finger skateboarding and i know that. It just goes to show that all finger skateboarders are retarded homosexuals who proabably watch japanese cartoons insetad of normal tv

# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:30

ulvir

I.N.R.I posted:

average byob poster: peop;el who do finger skateboarding are awesome. i really look up to fingerboarding pioneers Percy "half pipe" Schmitz and Christopher "both hands" Pomf. by the way , Percy drives a 1995 honda civic just like me, and its the same colour too. Im 45

# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:31

City of Glompton

Dr Cheeto posted:

I was invited to the world championship but I got my hand slammed in a car door and my life has never been the same since

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:33

Ace of Baes

i went to UC Berkley on a full ride finger skateboarding scholarship, unfortunately i gambled away my scholarship on paper triangle football

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:46

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

finger skateboarding is not a crime

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:48

Hustle Hound: all is known

I.N.R.I posted:

average byob poster: peop;el who do finger skateboarding are awesome. i really look up to fingerboarding pioneers Percy "half pipe" Schmitz and Christopher "both hands" Pomf. by the way , Percy drives a 1995 honda civic just like me, and its the same colour too. Im 45

sam--- uhh... i mean NOT same. i'm not the guy you said in the post.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:54

Synathaesia: it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

7777777 posted:

i went to UC Berkley on a full ride finger skateboarding scholarship, unfortunately i gambled away my scholarship on paper triangle football

same deal, but I lost it all on quarter basketball

# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:55

Dr Cheeto

I.N.R.I posted:

average byob poster: peop;el who do finger skateboarding are awesome. i really look up to fingerboarding pioneers Percy "half pipe" Schmitz and Christopher "both hands" Pomf. by the way , Percy drives a 1995 honda civic just like me, and its the same colour too. Im 45

Schmitz was great until he started doing commercials for finger food. now I just want to punch his stupid face

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:57

I.N.R.I

oliwan posted:

what about fingering ur mam?

LOL

# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:58

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

it's stupid until you get really into it. then it's awesome and fun, and a great way to meet ppl who want to do tricks on tiny skateboards with their fingers.

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:32

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

*finger skateboards up to I.N.R.I. and does a very cool fishtail stop on gravel kicking some up* sup :cool:

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:33

GoodbyeTurtles

WetNightmare posted:

*finger skateboards up to I.N.R.I. and does a very cool fishtail stop on gravel kicking some up* sup

the tiniest gravel

# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:35

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

yeah it was cool

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:36

Dr Cheeto

WetNightmare posted:

it's stupid until you get really into it. then it's awesome and fun, and a great way to meet ppl who want to do tricks on tiny skateboards with their fingers.

I've met so many happily married couples who met through fingerboarding. one of their weddings they skated down the aisle together, it brought tears to my eyes

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:36

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

finger skateboarding is actually a marriage counseling technique too. saved mine.

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:37

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

a man was cured of severe autism when his therapist brought him out of his shell and into our world with, you guessed it, finger skateboarding.

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:39

Dr Cheeto

inri please don't die alone and unloved. I'm going to a finger meet tomorrow, I think you should come

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:40

GoodbyeTurtles

skating your fingers down the aisle, when u hit to the miniature kicker @ the steps before the altar you pop a sweet kickflip then a nollie, finishing with a good manual & stopping next 2 the love of your life

# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:41

I.N.R.I

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

skating your fingers down the aisle, when u hit to the miniature kicker @ the steps before the altar you pop a sweet kickflip then a nollie, finishing with a good manual & stopping next 2 the love of your life

shuffling your way down the aisle on all fours while you wafve your right arm from left to right and make the board slalom from pew to pew. by the time you reach your betrothed there are holes worn in your jeans and your kjees are bleeding and everyone present wants to beat the poo poo out of you. whatever man... at least I aint into anime...

# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:45

GoodbyeTurtles

I.N.R.I posted:

shuffling your way down the aisle on all fours while you wafve your right arm from left to right and make the board slalom from pew to pew. by the time you reach your betrothed there are holes worn in your jeans and your kjees are bleeding and everyone present wants to beat the poo poo out of you

still sounds better than most weddings tbh

# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:47

Dr Cheeto

miniature tin cans tied to the back of a fingerboard departing the wedding. the initials of the happy couple have been emblazoned on the underside

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:47

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

jeff goldblum: [puts his fingers on a regular skateboard and unsuccessfully tries to push] i can make it smaller.

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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:49

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

WetNightmare posted:

jeff goldblum: [puts his fingers on a regular skateboard and unsuccessfully tries to push] i can make it smaller.

lol

# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:55

I.N.R.I

chyeah... put another hole in my indoor cardboard halfpipe today so i said gently caress it. i took my 4" Skully Piston with custom FUCH HED wheels (ceramic bearings bro!!!) to a real skatepark.. let me tell you i was beaten, i n one instance i had a water bottle filled with rocks thrown at me which missed my head by like 1ft maximum, and loving poo poo bag children spat on me and told me to gently caress off out of their way. but i dont care. and lets face it until they can land a 720 like i can then i should have the right of way here.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:55

I.N.R.I

LOL do you seriously do regular skating instead of the kind of skatign i do? thats retarded. someone should cut the brake cables on your car so that you die when yiou try to drive it

# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:58

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

I.N.R.I posted:

chyeah... put another hole in my indoor cardboard halfpipe today so i said gently caress it. i took my 4" Skully Piston with custom FUCH HED wheels (ceramic bearings bro!!!) to a real skatepark.. let me tell you i was beaten, i n one instance i had a water bottle filled with rocks thrown at me which missed my head by like 1ft maximum, and loving poo poo bag children spat on me and told me to gently caress off out of their way. but i dont care. and lets face it until they can land a 720 like i can then i should have the right of way here.

# ? Jan 17, 2015 18:00