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Jerry: I don't see what's so special about hackers Kramer: of course you don't Jerry, you're at this level and hackers are allll the way up here George: *taking a bite of pastrami on rye* it's the levels Jerry Jerry: What levels?? Since when are there levels? Kramer: Always Jerry! These hackers can zoooooom right into the telephone and pop right out the other end into your email. George: *piece of pastrami falls out of mouth onto his shirt* wait, they can read your emails?! Kramer: ooohh yeah George, they can read all of it. that's why I type all of mine in code. Jerry: Oh right, like pig latin? Kramer: No Jerry, Pig Latino, my friend Garcia from the waffle house showed me how. George: *dabs at shirt with napkin* Jerry: I don't buy it, my uncle Leo is hacking all the time, you've never seen a guy hack more than Uncle Leo. Just last week he got me kicked out of a movie theater because he was hacking through the entire intro, and he still refuses to use email because he "can't find the stamps". ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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lol ^
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Neo George visits his parents Frank Costanza: what do you need that coat for? is it raining? George: it's not for rain, it doesn't really matter what we wear. I can get any outfit in the system. Frank: oh so now you think you can get any suit you want? is that it? and this is what you pick?! Estelle Constanza: Frank leave him alone, that's the style these days. Frank: Style? What's this about style?? George: I like the way it looks Frank: oh so my son is a fashionista now?! Estelle: He's very fashionable George: oh God, mom....please.... Frank: You look ridiculous. Why can't you just wear a suit a tie for God's sake? George: No! I'm not going to wear a suit and tie. That's what he wears and I am not like him! I am anti-suit! Estelle: He's anti-suit Frank Frank: Anti-suit? Are you telling me you're never going to wear a suit and tie? If I drop dead tomorrow my son is going to show up at my funeral wearing those sunglasses and that coat? It's the middle of summer! Estelle: Don't talk like that Frank, you're not going to die. Frank: I'll die whenever I want woman!! and I'll be damned if any son of mine tries to turn my funeral into a fashion show! George: Stop!! just stop! I can turn it into whatever I want, I am the chosen one, and this conversation is over! I like my coat and I'm going to wear my coat and that's that. Estelle: There you go Frank, he's the Chosen One. Frank: oh boy, the Chosen One. He should of chose a sensible outfit! Commie NedFlanders fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jan 22, 2015 ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 04:52 |
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you prissy bwtch ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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great work bacalou and that awesome image makes my last post 'work' even better
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