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p sure it's been more than 3 minutes since it was moved tho http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/23/us/feat-doomsday-clock-three-minutes-midnight/ how will goons survive in this brave new post apocalyptic world Chonchon fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jan 24, 2015 |
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good
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 15:57 |
It you think about it, it can never really get to midnight since that would be the end of the world and noone would be left to move it there. But if it never gets to midnight then that means the world will never end. It's pretty crazy.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:00 |
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Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:01 |
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missed op here pretty upset https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPbqQOf41Qc
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:02 |
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if you actually were one of those prepper people why would you just have a cellar with canned food and a gun instead of a whole underground fortress? literally any crazy person with a shovel and an hour a day since a minute before the big Y2K hit could have like a cement and brick underground mansion by now, but they dont the fats are too lazy to live in this world, and the crazies are too lazy to truly prepare for the world they all obviously wish would end already
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:06 |
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extra stout posted:if you actually were one of those prepper people why would you just have a cellar with canned food and a gun instead of a whole underground fortress? there is one crazy who built an entire sealed underground city, then sold apartments to other crazies.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:15 |
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*clears throat* ga-aaaaaaaaaaaa-ay
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:22 |
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i'd like to build a sweet underground bunker just because. i am the basement dweller.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:24 |
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oh sweet we're back down to the 1984 level obama is basically reagan
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:25 |
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Why is this making me so happy ?
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:28 |
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Climate change is made up so that ___________ can ________.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:37 |
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So what happens after midnight/Doomsday? Does the clock keep going to 12:01 and there is some magical rebirth of the planet and humanity? Doomsday clock is silly.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:42 |
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Internetjack posted:So what happens after midnight/Doomsday?
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:44 |
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I think when it hits midnight there will be no more humans to reset the clock
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 16:55 |
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a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as photograph of oxygen to a drowning man fuckin scrubs
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 17:27 |
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LIVIN AFTER MIDNIGHT ROCKIN TO THE DAWN LOVIN TIL THE MORNIN THEN IM GONE IM GONE
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 17:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mdhwMVaUyQ
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 18:02 |
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Feranon posted:a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as photograph of oxygen to a drowning man Yeah but my blue dick is bigger
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 18:24 |
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one more minute and shits gonna get metal as fuuuck
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 18:30 |
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NakedWithCandy posted:It you think about it, it can never really get to midnight since that would be the end of the world and noone would be left to move it there. But if it never gets to midnight then that means the world will never end. It's pretty crazy. makes you think
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 18:40 |
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I'll stop burning huge piles of Styrofoam next to my homemade nuclear bomb
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 18:52 |
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I've cited them a few times they're my favourite nuclear journal They put the doomsday clock above every article headline and the January issue had it at 5 minutes concerning
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:33 |
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anyway the last time it was set to 3 minutes was like 1984 right? what makes them think things are even remotely that bad now? sure US-russian relations are down the shitter lately but I don't think we're back to early-80s levels of existential dread of the nuclear holocaust just yet
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:45 |
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Feranon posted:anyway the last time it was set to 3 minutes was like 1984 right? what makes them think things are even remotely that bad now? sure US-russian relations are down the shitter lately but I don't think we're back to early-80s levels of existential dread of the nuclear holocaust just yet they're lumping in climate change with the nuclear threat so that probably contributes a few minutes to it; although, the EU has been pussyfooting around ukraine because they think that the russians want to end the world (including themselves) over some backwater that has no tie to russia other than that the soviets poo poo russians onto it almost a century ago
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:49 |
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The clocks cursed. it's what's causing the problems and the closer they move it to 12 the closer we all get to death
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:54 |
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dods anybody give a gently caress about these people anymore? i'm pretty sure they just move the clock every five or ten years to maintain relevance
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:58 |
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nomadologique posted:dods anybody give a gently caress about these people anymore? i'm pretty sure they just move the clock every five or ten years to maintain relevance they're a full on scientific journal that publishes great research so nuclear industry people like me care :< the doomsday clock is blatantly a PR thing though
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 19:59 |
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Doomsday Clock is a good song by Smashing Pumpkins.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 20:04 |
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climate change is awful but idk about lumping it in with nuclear war as a "doomsday" scenario. a gradual process that disrupts civilization and makes the weather suck a whole lot isn't quite up there with "most cities are suddenly gone and the ashes of those cities are blocking out the sun and if you go outside to try and do anything you're gonna die" drama queens imo
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 20:06 |
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The wife calls my wiener the Doomsday Cock, on account of all the stillbirths.
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 20:10 |
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BattleMaster posted:they're a full on scientific journal that publishes great research so nuclear industry people like me care :< ok then i care about their scientific work but i do not care about their clock or their opinion on how close to doomsday the world is
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 20:11 |
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Doomsgay
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 20:12 |
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Do these "scientists" work from a secret skull shaped island lair
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 20:44 |
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and the suuuuuun will set for youuuuuu
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 20:55 |
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thank god
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# ? Jan 24, 2015 20:57 |
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Feranon posted:anyway the last time it was set to 3 minutes was like 1984 right? what makes them think things are even remotely that bad now? sure US-russian relations are down the shitter lately but I don't think we're back to early-80s levels of existential dread of the nuclear holocaust just yet At the risk of a serious post in a derelict thread: U.S and the other big dicks are about to resume NPT(peaceful nuclear development) discussions with Iran. Israel is being a big baby bitch as per usual and refusing to step down from their position of wanting Iran's complete dismantling of nuclear power. Israel has warned they might take matters into their own hands if an agreement is reached. Israel has nuclear weapons and has refused to sign the npt meaning they sayin they reserve the right to gently caress poo poo up whenever they please. To me, this is probably the most plausible nuclear scenario for causing alarm A doomsday clock sounds dumb af tho
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