The Royal Rumble (7:00 EST)

Who will win The Royal Rumble?
	Batista
	Bray Wyatt
	Cesaro
	Daniel Bryan
	Dean Ambrose
	Randy Orton
	Roman Reigns
	Rusev
	Sheamus
	Sting
	Us, the viewers!

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Bard Maddox posted:

the looming specter of John Cena watches over us all

feeling blessed

The poll failed for not having Ryback :colbert:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:12

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:26

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

I don't see Ambrose winning, but I see some awesome Ambrose moments happening :cool:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:16

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

I'm excited to watch The Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View, particularly the Royal Rumble Match at the Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:17

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

#blessed
#royalfuckinrumble
#TeamRutherfordium
#LOLCENAWINS

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:22

Chewy Bitems: Dec 25, 2012; PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

Daniel Bryan posted:

spoilers! they've got Cena right there on the WM truck! noo!

is the 7pm EST start for the pre-show or the main Rumble show itself?

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:29

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Chewy Bitems posted:

spoilers! they've got Cena right there on the WM truck! noo!

is the 7pm EST start for the pre-show or the main Rumble show itself?

Preshow, but you want to start watching like at least 30 minutes before the main show because of the preshow match.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:30

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

21 Hoot Salute posted:

I don't see Ambrose winning, but I see some awesome Ambrose moments happening

Yea a win for Ambrose probably won't happen unless Vince wants a big surprise move but I bet he's gonna get up to some zany hobo antics!

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:35

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

TheOneTrueKing posted:

I really like how unpredictable this rumble is.

Like, yeah, I get it. Roman Reigns is the favorite and a lot of people hate him for that (which is dumb)

But Daniel Bryan has just a good a chance of winning this year, and has been pushed on TV as though he might. And the show of faith in Ziggler at Survivor Series and him dropping the IC belt may be translating as a push for the Rumble. The WWE, in an attempt to avoid last year, may even go with the ridiculously over Dean Ambrose for the shock effect, because Vince loves shocking people.

Reigns has the most likely chance of winning, but unlike Batista and Cena in the previous years, it's just simply not as clean cut as most years. And that. THAT IS EXCITING.

Go Roman Reigns. Go Ziggler. Woo!

Nah. We hate the Reigns because he is Not Daniel Bryan, and couldn't drag a decent match out of Bork Lazer if his life depended on it so having him win gaurantees us a lovely WM main.

I think that's even worse if they have Rollins win, after they hosed Ambrose out of getting to murder Rollins, feeding him to Reigns is just unsatisfying.

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Jan 25, 2015

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:38

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Time to re-up the network for the next few months.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:47

Chewy Bitems: Dec 25, 2012; PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

Shima Honnou posted:

Preshow, but you want to start watching like at least 30 minutes before the main show because of the preshow match.

cool, thanks man. I'm watching it in a pub for the first time and I didn't want to miss the start or anything.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:49

TheOneTrueKing: Apr 3, 2010

Liquid Communism posted:

I think that's even worse if they have Rollins win, after they hosed Ambrose out of getting to murder Rollins, feeding him to Reigns is just unsatisfying.

I'm very confident that if Seth has the title and Reigns wins the rumble, Ambrose will be added and it will be a Triple Threat at mania.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:55

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Sid is going to win the rumble, I've said it every year for 20 years, even when he was in The WCW, but this year I'm sure it's going to happen!

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:09

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Valeyard posted:

I'd like to vote that Team Krypton pre-emptively dedicate our win to the Macho Man

Macho Madness is gonna run wild with Team Krypton. Alternately, I would accept Eddie Guerrero coming back to life and winning it as we all chant lie cheat steal and do the Eddie Shimmy

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:14

ParanoidInc: Apr 27, 2013; You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!; Fun Shoe

TheOneTrueKing posted:

I'm very confident that if Seth has the title and Reigns wins the rumble, Ambrose will be added and it will be a Triple Threat at mania.

A shield triple threat as the main event at wrestlemania would make all of these terrible months of wrestling so, so goddamn worth it

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:15

LittleFuryThings: Jan 11, 2012

Why is DDP not in the poll???

Clearly, Sting is going to win it, but DDP will come close.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:16

Buff Tannen: Oct 25, 2009; I just wanna say one thing...God Bless America

I don't care if it's Barry Horowitz. Team 7...We're winning this one. This is my year.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:19

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

I don't hate roman reigns i am just not entertained by him in a solo main event role

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:23

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Team Gold for the Gold

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:30

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

I always hate the "Heel angrily charges at Face, Face drops down and pulls the rope down, Heel's momentum carries him over top rope and falls to the outside" spot, and it makes even less sense in the Rumble, so they're probably going to do it 800 times tonight.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:34

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Gold is too soft and weak a metal to make any difference in this years Royal Rumble. Its a shameful element and worn mainly by swarthy eastern European types and housewives from New Jersey.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:35

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Team Radon has got this. :krad:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:36

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

sticklefifer posted:

I always hate the "Heel angrily charges at Face, Face drops down and pulls the rope down, Heel's momentum carries him over top rope and falls to the outside" spot, and it makes even less sense in the Rumble, so they're probably going to do it 800 times tonight.

No that spot will be replaced with Reigns superman punching at least a half-dozen people out of the ring tonight.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:37

cronox2: Jul 24, 2010; woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

I will accept losing if Team Gold's representative is in fact, Golddust.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:38

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

super macho dude posted:

#blessed
#royalfuckinrumble
#TeamRutherfordium
#LOLCENAWINS

#JoinTheConversationUsingHashtagWWEHashtags
#SocialMediaLounge4Lyf

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:40

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

team berkleium going to get possessed by ric flair and win the whole thing

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:41

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Lana posted:

@TheRock doesn't scare me or @RusevBUL! He is just another pathetic American too busy stuffing his face with cheesesteaks in Philadelphia!

so the Rock is eliminating Rusev from the Royal Rumble and finally defeating him at Wrestlemania, yeah?

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:43

spinst: Jul 14, 2012

cronox2 posted:

I will accept losing if Team Gold's representative is in fact, Golddust.

Or surprise entrant, Shelton Benjamin('s momma).

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:44

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Team

ON represent!

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:45

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

oatgan posted:

so the Rock is eliminating Rusev from the Royal Rumble and finally defeating him at Wrestlemania, yeah?

Gotta put them young 'uns over.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:45

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

is Randy Orton there, tonight?

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Bard Maddox posted:

�Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Royal Rumble!

Earlier today the 30 participants who entered, drew numbers at random. In just a few moments the individuals who drew number one and number two will be in the Royal Rumble and every two minutes thereafter another individual will enter the ring according to the number he drew. Remember, in the Royal Rumble it is Every Man For Himself. And elimination occurs when a wrestler is thrown out over the top and both feet touch the floor. The one man remaining in the ring after all 30 participants have entered will be declared the winner of the Royal Rumble and will go on his way to face whoever the champion is at Wrestlemania!�

Read it in his voice :allears:

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

4th row ringside facing the hard cam

Will do skip, have a great time! :patriot:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:46

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

so the Rock is eliminating Rusev from the Royal Rumble and finally defeating him at Wrestlemania, yeah?

man I completely forgot Rock and Rusev even had that thing on RAW

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:57

Uhhlive: Jun 18, 2004; I'm not the public.
I'm the President

So, Team Tungsten aka Team Wolfram is either going to be a) the winner of the Royal Rumble or b) the return of DARREN YOUNG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3JVOTOfP2Q

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:00

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

I updated my bingo card from last year. Refresh and get different ones! Feel free to add to the bingo post on the front page!

http://tinyurl.com/SA2015RoyalRumblea

Edit: hosed up, forgot surprise entrant possibilities.

Punch McLightning fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jan 25, 2015

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:04

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

I always hate the "Heel angrily charges at Face, Face drops down and pulls the rope down, Heel's momentum carries him over top rope and falls to the outside" spot, and it makes even less sense in the Rumble, so they're probably going to do it 800 times tonight.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

No that spot will be replaced with Reigns superman punching at least a half-dozen people out of the ring tonight.

Why not both? They love the oh-god-he's-out-no-he-skinned-the-cat spot as well.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:05

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Go Cena Go Satan

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:10

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I have a lot of work to do tonight to prepare for work this week and all I can do is think about and read about the Rumble. Tonight I'm a total mark and comletely addicted to WWE :catdrugs:

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:15

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

Where's the Justin Gabriel choice on this poll?

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:16

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

I hope John Cena loses and Reigns Superman punches himself out of the Rumble. If these things happen, I'm a happy man.

Neither of these things, of course, will happen.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:26

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Gotta put them young 'uns over.

On the other hand, imagine the rub from Rusev beating The Rocbwahahahahaahahahahhah no

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:23