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KEVIN WOULD HAVE BEEN BRUTALLY RAPED
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KEVIN WOULD HAVE BEEN BRUTALLY RAPED
Hilarious.
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Harriet and Marva - the wet bandits
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Jan 30, 2015 04:01
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If they were women the movie would be about them overcoming the odds and murdering that kid.
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the movie would be different you see
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What if kevin was a girl?
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What if kevin was a girl?
It would be a horror film.
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turns out rape is cool now
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turns out rape is cool now
I just checked, it's still not
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all is known
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I just checked, it's still not
can confirm
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imagine if the bad guys in home alone became women halfway through
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think about it: why do characters have to accept the same gender role throughout the entire movie?
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Imagine if the bad criminals from home alone were huge python snakes
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Jan 30, 2015 17:03
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think about it: why do characters have to accept the same gender role throughout the entire movie?
they adopt kevin and move to alaska
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oh my god python snakes are terrifying
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Jan 30, 2015 18:32
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her teeth point inward
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like a python snake
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Jan 30, 2015 18:42
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Imagine if the bad criminals from home alone were huge python snakes
I have a fan fiction like that.
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Super Mecha Godzilla would have made a 20 page analysis of what it really meant to drop a bowling ball down the stairs on the burglars.
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Jan 30, 2015 22:07
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I never read any of his posts.
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Super Mecha Godzilla would have made a 20 page analysis of what it really meant to drop a bowling ball down the stairs on the burglars.
That's what's scary about the bad criminals being huge python snakes: most of the defensive traps fail.
Elaborate cardboard cut-out party? Snakes have heat vision, and smell-o-vision, and will strangle you to death in your sleep.
Famous quote from burglar 1: "I'm going to wring his neck." Now imagine a huge python with this kind of motivation.
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