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UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Zip posted:

I need to share this with someone.

I was on facebook yesterday (ya.ya.) and a friend of mine is talking about going to school to be a nurse. In the middle of the thread, Bob arrives and has this to say, "Be realistic one in ten are going to die on you anyways. Oops poo poo does happen....thats the military's viewpoint by the way. Do you realize how many soldiers die in the field because we knew they wouldn't make it back to M.A.S.H. unit, from their injuries....we would give them as much as 3-5 10 gr morphine contact injectors (they pass inside of two minutes) eyes wide open when one is taught field triage you learn fast how to make the call no one wants to."

I replied with, "tell me more about how you should be realistic and that one in ten are going to die on you anyways, Bob?"

Bob comes back with, "Have you been a combat medic, Steve...that was implied as a joke to the 90% passing score.I was once a search & rescue specialistfor the U.S.C.G., what YOU see on TV is censured for ur viewing....you see what I've seen on rescue details tho. You develop a strong & a callous attitude, you don't get much choice....the job had to be done tho. Someone gotta do it. "

gently caress I want some morphine... someone hurt me in the field please

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UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

My poop story comes from my first or second week in Italy. My platoon went on a run to Berico, my first run up that godforsaken hill. However, before we made it there, one of the guys decided that he really, really needed to take a poo poo. So, after going through the field right before hitting town, he goes underneath the bridge and takes a massive, greasy poo poo, the type that I can only assume comes from too much kebab and beer. Sacrificed both of his socks wiping that one away. Got a few weird looks from the drivers when he came up from under the bridge, but drat if he didn't run faster the rest of the way afterwards.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2015 04:59

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

So if anybody was unaware, Microsoft is doing the Home Use Program again. You can get Office 2013 for :10bux:

HomeUseProgram posted:

To access the Microsoft Home Use Program Web site:
1. Go to http://hup.microsoft.com.
2. Select the country to which you want your order to be shipped to and choose the language for viewing the order Web site.
3. Enter your Army e-mail address (army.mil or mail.mil) and insert the following program code: C4FAA257E3.
4. Place your order online, and it will be shipped to the location you have chosen. Please note that a fulfillment fee will be charged to cover packaging, shipping, and handling costs.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 04:04

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Cole posted:

she could give me STDs

i'd be cool with it

Who wouldn't?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 01:49

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

I'm taking a "personal day" today. Had a physical therapy appointment this morning, after which I went and got coffee. Now I'm escorting a buddy as he gets his wisdom teeth removed. It's looking like I'll have to stay with him the rest of the day, too, at least as far as my leadership is concerned. Not that that really even matters, since I'm within a year of ETSing and I have appointments three days a week my leadership rarely bothers me about anything.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 17:54

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

psydude posted:

The proper pronunciation is sarnt.

There's another way to say it?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 05:42

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Icon Of Sin posted:

I think it's one of the sounds that comes before the sound of a boot being planted in someone's rear end.

I always say it when I know I can't just call the guy by his first name because we're at work and he outranks me, but if we were drinking it'd be totally cool for me to call him Chris or Nate or whatever

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 05:03

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

but you capitalized nco and 1sg

If ever there were a case for av/post combo...

# ¿ Feb 18, 2015 06:39

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