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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7GpVQCfms a fantastic new non-device thats powered by bullshit and dreams its not even for a kickstarter  its literally "give us your money" ugh, im getting ducking mad about this stupid poo poo
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i think someone already made a thread about this
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how do u even say such a word... sikrit, kikrit, kikerit...
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cricket without the R...maybe? i don't know i am baffled as well
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Feb 3, 2015 04:30
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lol how does that touch...thing even work
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:lol how does that touch...thing even work it knows you're doing a pinch gesture because it can detect your finger behind your other umm hmm this is where the DPU dream processing unit kicks in
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oh nm its french so see-clay if youre curious 
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its no cicret that this is a pile of poo poo
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it's that goddamn glockenspiel and ukulele music again
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Feb 3, 2015 04:34
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duckfarts posted:it knows you're doing a pinch gesture because it can detect your finger behind your other it will end up being two bracelets because of this lol you also can't project onto your arm without casting shadows when you put your finger down
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du -hast posted:oh nm its french so see-clay if youre curious ty 
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also, fingers tend to be opaque so does arm hair(or pubic hair, whatever you want) wonder if skin color is going to affect the projection maybe it will be the world's first mobile racist dvice
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seriously want to know how that touh thing works just in the imagination of the founders
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lol the bath scene
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:seriously want to know how that touh thing works just in the imagination of the founders doesn't. they get the money directly from donations (it's a scam)
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I don't have a foreskin OP
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duckfarts posted:maybe it will be the world's first mobile racist dvice william shockley, one of the co-inventors of the transistor, was a eugenicist who advocated paying anybody under 100 iq to self sterilize. In his later years he moved to mountain view turtles alllllll the way down baby
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duckfarts posted:also, fingers tend to be opaque it samples your skin area as a texture and compensates the projection pixel for pixel so it looks normal
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maybe this is actually the first covert strike from the revolutionary factions who will destroy the bourgeoisie? like everybody who kickstarts this gets shot in the loving head for attempting to purchase physics laws violations all in the same night
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:it samples your skin area as a texture and compensates the projection pixel for pixel so it looks normal yes, lets stick a camera in there too somehow and further gently caress the life of whatever battery they can shove in that piss bracelet
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physics? who needs to obey them? according to their site, they'll make this work by following one simple rule
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hahah, changing it to "foreskin" made that marketing video way funnier and worthwhile. thanks, duckfarts!
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Silver Alicorn posted:I don't have a foreskin OP im sure you can buy one somewhere
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duckfarts posted:yes, lets stick a camera in there too somehow and further gently caress the life of whatever battery they can shove in that piss bracelet alas, that work is done by your phone!
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Squeezy Farm posted:hahah, changing it to "foreskin" made that marketing video way funnier and worthwhile. thanks, duckfarts! lol
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Squeezy Farm posted:hahah, changing it to "foreskin" made that marketing video way funnier and worthwhile. thanks, duckfarts! i aim to please
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:physics? who needs to obey them? according to their site, they'll make this work by following one simple rule a quote by a man who, among other oddities and nazism, had a daily yogurt enema to give him greater power to fight the infectious nature of the jew (im not making this up)
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du -hast posted:a quote by a man who, among other oddities and nazism, had a daily yogurt enema to give him greater power to fight the infectious nature of the jew (im not making this up) sounds ideal op
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du -hast posted:a quote by a man who, among other oddities and nazism, had a daily yogurt enema to give him greater power to fight the infectious nature of the jew (im not making this up) things sure were different back then. now we do coffee enemas
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theadder posted:sounds ideal op 
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duckfarts posted:im sure you can buy one somewhere http://www.atcc.org/products/all/PCS-201-010.aspx
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du -hast posted:a quote by a man who, among other oddities and nazism, had a daily yogurt enema to give him greater power to fight the infectious nature of the jew (im not making this up) link?
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poo poo tbqh that was a major fail on my part, it was kellogg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg quote:John Harvey Kellogg, M.D. (February 26, 1852 – December 14, 1943) was an American medical doctor in Battle Creek, Michigan, who ran a sanitarium using holistic methods, with a particular focus on nutrition, enemas and exercise. Kellogg was an advocate of vegetarianism and is best known for the invention of the breakfast cereal known as corn flakes with his brother, Will Keith Kellogg.[1]
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stupid fuckwads, if everybody gave them one euro, they would have 7 billion euros, not 700k
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creampie my cornflakes with yoghurt
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NoneMoreNegative posted:creampie my cornflakes with yoghurt text me
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du -hast posted:text me ugh lmao avatar / post combo
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