Doctor Goat posted:

there used to be more weird sexuality based monsters to try to get into the heads of its confused teenage target audience and make them more uncomfortable. this thing knocked gordon over and hosed him to death. it was called mr. friendly

i can't exactly remember the story but someone introduced an artist to gabe newell and the guy flipped out his book w/ this and the gonarch and the guy who introduced him to gaben was embarassed and about to apologize but gaben was like "hell yeah show me more"