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I'm a philosophy teacher.

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Miss Psychosis posted:

Thoughts on Marxism?

I think it's great

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First o fall let me say that being a philosophy teacher [I'm a philosophy teacher by trade] is super lovely. I hate it and I want to die constantly. Strangers spit at me in the street and taxis open their doors for me but speed away as soon as I try to get in the taxi. I am the worst person in the world. I am a crap heap of a man. When I go into a library all the books I touch turn into magazines.

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dogcrash truther posted:

How did you become a philosophy teacher?

It was my ironic punishment [think the movie "Saw"] for loudly and repeatedly saying that I never wanted to become the worst version of myself

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Momohime Katsumi posted:

Gom and I previously agreed that he would handle the funny posting and I would handle the sincere posting in this thread, just so we're clear.

I reflexively disagree, and will now only realpost in this thread

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I haven't eaten dinner yet tonight. I'm tired, so I might just skip it and get an early night's sleep.

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