- Philippe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/6d/6e/00203917.0006.gif)
(she/her)
|
It's even worse, because you could tame wild animals in both Origins and Odyssey. I loved rolling around Egypt with my fancy crocodile buddy.
|
#
?
Apr 5, 2024 08:57
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2024 02:09
|
|
- Prof. Alligator
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/12/00226736.0003.jpg)
|
It's even worse, because you could tame wild animals in both Origins and Odyssey. I loved rolling around Egypt with my fancy crocodile buddy.
|
#
?
Apr 5, 2024 12:11
|
|
- Philippe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/6d/6e/00203917.0006.gif)
(she/her)
|
Origins is a wonderful AssCreed and a great depiction of a rarely seen environment, Ptolemaic Egypt. The sight seeing mode really puts their sources out on front street, though I wish there was a bibliography.
Because it's the fourth last AssCreed game, it's also often fairly cheap.
|
#
?
Apr 5, 2024 13:48
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
What if there was a bladder mod for FPS games? Like your bladder gradually fills up during the game (maybe not all in one match, if you're playing short matches, thought that would be funny), and beyond a certain point it starts effecting your aim. Then you have to find cover and drain the lizard or drop trou and squat, depending on your avatar, leaving you vulnerable for 15-30 seconds or so. The longer you leave it, the longer it takes to empty. This would fit best in a survival shooter like Tarkov, or Battlefield conquest maps, but would be funny to implement in short deathmatch maps too. Forcing snipers to get up and piss behind a tree once in a while would be good too.
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 14:32
|
|
- Bobby Deluxe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/e4/00054428.0002.png)
|
death stranding has a piss mechanic because of course it does
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 14:45
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
death stranding has a piss mechanic because of course it does
I forgot about that! You fill up piss bottles and throw them at the bad ghosts to drive them off or something.
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 14:50
|
|
- Philippe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/6d/6e/00203917.0006.gif)
(she/her)
|
the best thing about death stranding's piss mechanic is that you can't look at sam's junk while he pees
he always turns to face away from the camera and you can't open photo mode while pissing
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 15:17
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
Death Stranding is just Amazon Delivery Simulator, so it makes sense that there'd be a piss mechanic.
In my naivety, I thought it would be funny in an FPS if you had to duck behind a bush before assaulting an objective or whatever. Of course now it occurs to me that this would add a whole new dimension to teabagging, and people would use this exclusively to piss on the corpses of defeated enemies.
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 16:20
|
|
- RavenousScoot
-
![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/c1/4f/00198144.0002.gif)
|
Of course now it occurs to me that this would add a whole new dimension to teabagging, and people would use this exclusively to piss on the corpses of defeated enemies.
postal 2
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^))
https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4
Previous: code:https://64.media.tumblr.com/33fe2a6b06d941d11f9a12b67b0924dc/f488aa52440763c7-19/s1280x1920/c7a61ac7a9cc255d31e80d39315995263f8fb46d.gifv - nesamdoom + me
https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 16:45
|
|
- Bobby Deluxe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/e4/00054428.0002.png)
|
death stranding only really clicked with me halfway through the second area when some of the highway was built by other friendly internet ghosts and i realised it was truckin simulator and not really survival horror
that and fighting through the forest full of ghosts and thinking i cant be arsed with this, then getting the sweat/pee/poop grenades from the wind farm so you can clear them on the way back
other games with pee and poop mechanics:
conkers bad fur day (boss)
elden ring (entire questline and ending)
there are others?
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 17:01
|
|
- RavenousScoot
-
![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/c1/4f/00198144.0002.gif)
|
death stranding only really clicked with me halfway through the second area when some of the highway was built by other friendly internet ghosts and i realised it was truckin simulator and not really survival horror
that and fighting through the forest full of ghosts and thinking i cant be arsed with this, then getting the sweat/pee/poop grenades from the wind farm so you can clear them on the way back
other games with pee and poop mechanics:
conkers bad fur day (boss)
elden ring (entire questline and ending)
there are others?
The Ship had needs like hunger etc. If you didn't use the bathroom regularly enough you'd soil yourself, which would instantly fill your hygene bar and cover you in flies. You'd die shortly if you didn't get clean.
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^))
https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4
Previous: code:https://64.media.tumblr.com/33fe2a6b06d941d11f9a12b67b0924dc/f488aa52440763c7-19/s1280x1920/c7a61ac7a9cc255d31e80d39315995263f8fb46d.gifv - nesamdoom + me
https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 17:22
|
|
- Bobby Deluxe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/e4/00054428.0002.png)
|
oh yeah, on that note the sims obviously
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 19:14
|
|
- Philippe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/6d/6e/00203917.0006.gif)
(she/her)
|
Sims aren't people. They produce the same kind of blue liquid you see in tampon commercials.
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 19:16
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
Duke nukem 3d I think you could piss in the urinals.
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 19:31
|
|
- RavenousScoot
-
![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/c1/4f/00198144.0002.gif)
|
Duke nukem 3d I think you could piss in the urinals.
and it healed you
forever let you control it a little I think
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^))
https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4
Previous: code:https://64.media.tumblr.com/33fe2a6b06d941d11f9a12b67b0924dc/f488aa52440763c7-19/s1280x1920/c7a61ac7a9cc255d31e80d39315995263f8fb46d.gifv - nesamdoom + me
https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 19:38
|
|
- Bobby Deluxe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/e4/00054428.0002.png)
|
i tried finding a list of video games with peeing but ended up at a kotakuinaction post about a slate article where it looks like they got some kind of legal threat from nintendo about super mario 2
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 19:40
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
RDR2 has both human and horse toileting content, but I think it's more just there for flavour than as a necessary action.
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 19:42
|
|
- Bobby Deluxe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/e4/00054428.0002.png)
|
there are a ton of games that have toilets in them but few brave enough to feature actual peeing
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 19:44
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
I wonder if anyone has made a pee mod for skyrim...
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 19:50
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
Pee mod for Skyrim VR that's so immersive you'll actually piss yourself.
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 19:51
|
|
- RavenousScoot
-
![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/c1/4f/00198144.0002.gif)
|
the only good part of postal 3 is that when you use the pee button and try to look at your dick, the word CensoreD is formatted to be in the shape of a dick as a censored sign
Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^))
https://i.imgur.com/1HLsvYG.mp4
Previous: code:https://64.media.tumblr.com/33fe2a6b06d941d11f9a12b67b0924dc/f488aa52440763c7-19/s1280x1920/c7a61ac7a9cc255d31e80d39315995263f8fb46d.gifv - nesamdoom + me
https://i.imgur.com/1rh8sdW.mp4 - manifisto
https://i.imgur.com/DeyYjwj.mp4 - vanisher
|
#
?
Apr 7, 2024 20:20
|
|
- Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/c6/54/00206688.0002.png)
|
RDR2 has both human and horse toileting content, but I think it's more just there for flavour than as a necessary action.
You could make the horse take a dump on command in MGS V and it would cause vehicles (even tanks) to slip around on the doodoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AqjlWa7uUo
|
#
?
Apr 9, 2024 13:37
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
I'm like level 38 in FFXVI, and I've been playing with the auto attack ring (ring of timely strikes), because I really can't be assed with this game. It's pretty funny to come across some bandits robbing someone and rushing to their aid, then unleashing an apocalyptic cluster gently caress of explosions and meteor strikes and tornados, and just completely obliterating the bandits. Then the dude you rescued is like "thank goodness you came along when you did! Well, must be running along!", and just not acknowledging at all, the war crime he just witnessed you commit on those bandits.
|
#
?
Apr 12, 2024 00:15
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
This game is so chaste, lmao.
They kissed! They finally kissed!
|
#
?
Apr 12, 2024 04:08
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/dc/b7/00108586.0006.jpg)
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/byob_taskmaster.png)
|
Especially compare to BG3 which is just like hey so I know I've only said 3 words to you all game, but wanna gently caress?
|
#
?
Apr 12, 2024 04:10
|
|
- Bobby Deluxe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/e4/00054428.0002.png)
|
i think bg3 has broken me because i was playing final fantasy 12 before that and the story was pretty linear, so the first time bg3 made me choose not just goblin camp or druid grove, but making me make that choice after talking to a camp full of silly little murderers who liked my songs & a grove of super serious racists who did not i spent about 2 hours saving and reloading
i have just found bill withers and the knowledge that i can respec is going to in-game bankrupt me
|
#
?
Apr 12, 2024 04:42
|
|
- deep dish peat moss
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/67/3a/00100569.0007.png)
|
I'm playing Unicorn Overlord and it's cool as hell. It's about time someone made a new Ogre Battle
|
#
?
Apr 12, 2024 19:46
|
|
- FutonForensic
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/39/38/00193121.0001.png)
|
yeah Unicorn Overlord is great. when you put together that team that can blender just about anything it feels real good
![](https://i.imgur.com/tLYeLlX.png) ![](https://i.imgur.com/RsE5uFr.png)
|
#
?
Apr 12, 2024 21:41
|
|
- Prof. Alligator
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/12/00226736.0003.jpg)
|
powerful grundleblast
|
#
?
Apr 13, 2024 14:29
|
|
- Emo Szyslak
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/42/48/00093098.0004.gif)
|
fallout show good so I’m playing New Vegas again and maybe I’ll beat it instead of getting gripped by indecision and loving off to get stuck in the sierra madre
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:01
|
|
- Bobby Deluxe
-
![](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/68/e4/00054428.0002.png)
|
i just hope the renewed interest in the ip convinces them to remake new vegas in a more recent engine
i know its not that simple but i feel like i never really gave it a chance because i played it after playing 3 to death
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:22
|
|
- Farecoal
-
![](http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/8c/83/00180581.0004.gif)
There he go
|
I would not trust Bethesda to make a grocery list without loving up, let alone a remake of a game that was leagues better than the ones they made
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:42
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
Sep 1, 2024 02:09
|
|