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FutonForensic

ok yeah you guys should probably play undertale

it's not a game for everyone but everyone reading this will probably enjoy it

i would highly recommend against killing anyone but play it how u like


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cool


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tao of lmao posted:

Does anyone play Elite Dangerous? Game looks slick as hell.

everyone in games says it's sparse on content and to wait for the upcoming expansion.


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calling Doom II abandonware is really harsh, makes it sound like a child nobody wants


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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

*googles 'cute ships', get 1000000 results for fanfic couples*


FutonForensic

Someone asked about Rebel Galaxy I think?? It's pretty good if you liked the gameplay of Sid Meier's Oh poo poo, Pirates! or rear end Creed: The Ones With the Boats. Blow up a lot of ships, take their poo poo, then sell it to upgrade your own poo poo. I hope you like blues rock because that's the whole soundtrack


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not even a writer for Red Dead Redemption was able to make Tolkein's world hip-hoppin' fresh for the new generation


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Lizard Wizard posted:

tell me more about vermintide please

You have probably already figured out that Voimintide is a lot like Left 4 Dead. However, what sets them apart, other than the swords instead of guns and rats instead of zombies, is loot progression. End of every map, you roll dice (which you can get modifiers for by picking up hidden items in the level), which determines the quality of random loot you get. Higher difficulty allows for higher-tiered rewards. It is actually very hard especially on higher difficulties, and requires a good bit of group coordination.

The final objectives of each map are all mostly the same: blow something up with a barrel, or attack an anchor point so something falls down. Game could use some more variety in this aspect.

There is no bad class though the elf is very annoying. Each class has several categories of weapons to choose from to fill in certain roles. Party banter is ok, except for elf, who is mean to everyone and needs to just chill out :byob1:

I think it's a good game. Hitting things or lighting them on fire gives good feedback and feels satisfying. Loot system gives incentive to try levels on a more challenging setting. Good teamwork is rewarded through bonus objectives that unorganized groups won't accomplish.

Final score: :yeah: :yeah: :yeah: :yeah: out of 5


FutonForensic

yes, i was wrong. There are simple rifles, repeaters, pistols, blunderbusses, and magic dwarf pistols that shoot fire.


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pogi posted:

I can't stop playing mount and blade. It's so much fun to joust dudes in the face.

:agreed:

everything that isn't combat is pretty boring though

even the mods that add playable skeletons and poo poo couldn't get rid of the cattle escort quests


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i agree that Fallout IV's intro moves very quickly, i do however prefer it to Fallout III's intro of having Liam Neeson tell me what a good boy I am for 15 minutes

I'm not a good boy, I'm a nasty boi, and you're not my real dad. LET me PLAY the GAME


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two days before Fallout 4 came out I started playing Fallout 2 for the first time so I could get the good Fallout experience in case Fallout 4 was bad.

I died to the tutorial ants a lot and then blew myself up with C4. Then I died fighting a Venus Fly Trap in some dude's garden. i think that took like 20 minutes in total.

that night I lay in bed and thought about life for a while. Then I got up and played Pacman DX for half an hour


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Tarranon posted:

do you think it's possible to start playing cs these days? every time I try to start because some of my good buddies play it, the skill difference on any server is just insane. it feels likes I'm playing against people that have been playing some iteration of the game since they were kids

knowing the layout of the maps is really important. It's a lot easier to get kills when you know someone is going to come around a corner. sniping people through the doors on dust2 is just muscle memory.

if reaction time is your issue, that just comes with practice. Gun Game is pretty good for building that up. actually Gun Game is pretty good in general.


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Jerry Cotton posted:

i know a dude in irl life

Incredibly Hot, Sexy Woman: I'm--I'm ready! I need you to play Fallout 4 right now!

Gamer: O-okay... loading my save...

I.H.S.W.: No! Do the voice!

Gamer: Th-this is TootyFrooty93 doing another Let's Play, make sure to Like and subscribe...

I.H.S.W.: Liked! Liked! Subbed! Very subbed!


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Lizard Wizard posted:

guys i just found out fallout 4 has cats and you can't own one.

one of the factions has an airship and they're huge jerks. you can blow the ship up, but there's a cat on board. i ended up joining that faction just to avoid killing the cat. also they have lots of free fusion cores.


oh there are also children in the airship that will die if you blow it up. i felt the cat took precedence though.


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beer pal posted:

what kind f guy should i be in dark souls 2? last time i did a dex guy with a twinblade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgZ36ftBqqE


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i agree with Luigi, that deserves a red card


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i also want to play dwagon's dogma online which is the first time in like five years i've voiced an intent to play an MMO


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Chill la Chill posted:

I am excited that I now have this sweet lightning flail in the bloodborne but the big bug with spider friends keeps killing me

like I just wish you could pet it and become friends instead. and maybe feed it blood too. is that what it eats? I hope so I'm not good with horrific pets.

my biggest problem with souls games is that there's always a boss or two that your like, "you're cool, let's hang out"

i still feel bad about sif

and i've never killed priscilla

and i've only killed the ancient dragon in DS2 once, partly because he's just chilling, partly because he's the most bullshit boss in the series


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plus if it wasn't for the player, someone else might have let that F*CKER (sorry for my temper) Lautrec out of jail and not have nudged him off a cliff


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all the more reason for me to be around :evilbuddy:


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Jerry Cotton posted:

I was thinking more about controls, actually. I guess I don't have it anymore though - or at least can't find it - so I might as well get some other version.

The 2004 version controls fine... if you have a numpad. i don't and it's bad. oooh child it's bad


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Pomp posted:

pokken is gonna be at evo who is "hype"

[meekly] im hype


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Moola posted:

is there any reason to preorder?

I'm so glad you asked. RESISTANCE WARRIOR PACK. Customize your squad of resistance fighters with bonus outfits, headgear, and custom facial war paint. Instantly unlock a survivor of the old war as a recruit in your barracks.


that.... that's it


FutonForensic

i didn't play the 3rd VC but everyone says it's more of a return to form than the second was


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no, they have toes now


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4 and a half more hours!!


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i hope ds3 actually works for you dope fiend and isn't a complete stutterfest. i know i'm desparate to make a game work when i'm going into into the advanced tab of the advanced tab of the advanced system settings


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i am in the overwatch beta. i think it is mostly good, but at the end of every match they play a replay the highlight of the game and i have to watch myself get humiliated in slow motion. it has been very bad for my self esteem and i will be getting gaming therapy (kirby games)


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Finn Pennywhistle posted:

is it open beta?

closed right now but it'll be open on the 5th


FutonForensic

:siren: overwatch beta update :siren: i have lost nearly every match i have participated in. this level of failure is unprecedented.

i am a very tender gamer, and the tears will not stop, but neither will my determination. more to come, dear readers. enjoy your wednesday


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:siren: futon's overwatch depression update :siren: i am no longer depressed. it is open beta now, and lots of normal people have started playing, and it turns out my skill level is not as low as i previously thought. i have taken names, smooched dames, and most importantly, won games.

the barriers separating me from my wildest fantasies were a mere illusion. i can do anything. i am going to home depot to buy my own herbs, and raise them as my own, because that's the kind of power i believe i am capable enough to do that now.


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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

Overwatch looks really bland and the definition of a soulless game to me but friends are pestering me to play it. how does yob feel about it? sorry if this was discussed a page ago im lazy and tired

i don't think it's soulless. the variety of classes and the ability to switch classes mid-game has kept it from feeling mind-numbing, and the matches are pretty short so nothing gets dragged out too long. i wish there were more game modes. i wish people would stop saying "gg" insincerely


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Lizard Wizard posted:

did the new pokemon get revealed or something

starter pokemon for sun and moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn25hijDL7c

owl is pro, kitty is ok, seal dog is trash-tier, put that dog in the garbage


FutonForensic

after the overwatch beta ended i played wave race: blue force and SSX Tricky

where did all the big-budget Xtreme Sports games go


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiEwmiPSmto


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i like total war: warhammer: this time it's war but only playing on normal difficulty. "hard" in tw means the enemies get straight up stat boosts and better starting conditions, rather than improved ai strategy

forgive my harsh language, b ut that's bullshorts!


FutonForensic

i'm on the first expansion for witchy 3. it is very good. i did a fantasy heist!! very excited to get to the second, way bigger one.


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i am also still playing witcher 3 and have gotten chin-deep into blood & wine. for a game that frequently mentions rape and constantly shows death, toussaint is insanely pleasant


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FutonForensic

hopefully you can score a custom GBA with backlighting while you're over there. i love the GBA but its screen is dark as the void


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