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Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

# ? Feb 14, 2015 23:53

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:14

Seven Force: Nov 9, 2005; WARNING!

BOSS IS APPROACHING!!!

SEVEN FORCE

--ACTIONS--

SHITPOSTING

LOVE LOVE DANCING

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

# ? Feb 15, 2015 00:34

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Sizone posted:

lol

# ? Feb 15, 2015 01:07

Pershing: Feb 21, 2010; John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

logical phalluses posted:

This deserves more love...the smile on her face alone!

# ? Feb 15, 2015 02:07

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Sizone posted:

# ? Feb 15, 2015 02:13

Tezzor: Jul 29, 2013; Can't post for 3 years!

Greatbacon posted:

Tezzor fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Feb 15, 2015

# ? Feb 15, 2015 02:34

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

lol snap

# ? Feb 15, 2015 02:45

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Feb 15, 2015 03:28

Rush Limbo: Sep 5, 2005; its with a full house

# ? Feb 15, 2015 03:33

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

# ? Feb 15, 2015 04:03

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

# ? Feb 15, 2015 08:10

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

# ? Feb 15, 2015 09:30

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

olenigga posted:

# ? Feb 15, 2015 11:55

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Feb 15, 2015 14:13

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

# ? Feb 15, 2015 18:05

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

One Direction superstar comes out as a Goon Sire:
http://www.heatworld.com/2015/02/did-one-direction-s-louis-tomlinson-say-im-gay

# ? Feb 15, 2015 20:12

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Feb 15, 2015 20:12

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

olenigga posted:

# ? Feb 15, 2015 20:18

Deranged M: Nov 14, 2012

# ? Feb 15, 2015 22:36

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:06

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Missing Name posted:

This is the only one I don't get.

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:44

AstroWhale: Mar 28, 2009

# ? Feb 16, 2015 00:01

Halah: Sep 1, 2003; Maybe just another light that shines

TheMostFrench posted:

This is the only one I don't get.

Mangosteen.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 00:28

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Dave Concepcion posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 00:28

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

SniperWoreConverse posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2015 00:41

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

# ? Feb 16, 2015 01:32

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

im the dog frowning at everyoe

# ? Feb 16, 2015 02:35

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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im the stoked old guy in the middle who looks like the guy next to him is holding his weed

# ? Feb 16, 2015 02:49

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

Reply of the Zaparozhian Cossacks is the best. Someday imma have a big print of it on my wall

quote:

The Kozaks of the Dnieper to the Sultan of Turkey:

Thou Turkish Satan, brother and companion to the accursed Devil, and companion to Lucifer himself, Greetings!

What the hell kind of noble knight art thou? The Devil voids, and thy army devours. Never wilt thou be fit to have the sons of Christ under thee: thy army we fear not, and by land and on sea we will do battle against thee.

Thou scullion of Babylon, thou wheelwright of Macedonia, thou beer-brewer of Jerusalem, thou goat-flayer of Alexandria, thou swineherd of Egypt, both the Greater and the Lesser, thou cuck of Armenia, thou goat of Tartary, thou hangman of Kamenetz, thou evildoer of Podoliansk, thou grandson of the Devil himself, thou great silly oaf of all the world and of the netherworld and, before our God, a blockhead, a swine's snout, a mare's arse, a butcher's cur, an unbaptized brow, May the Devil take thee! That is what the Kozaks have to say to thee, thou basest-born of runts! Unfit art thou to lord it over true Christians!

The date we write not for no calendar have we got; the moon is in the sky, the year is in a book, and the day is the same with us here as with thee over there, and thou canst kiss us thou knowest where! Im gay.

- Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

Grand Prize Winner fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Feb 16, 2015

# ? Feb 16, 2015 09:32