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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT


From OCAD in Toronto here is this ugly piece of poo poo

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Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Nefarious posted:

lol at people getting mad over the frank lloyd wright house. if goons designed houses they'd be windowless pyramids. can't get any more efficient than that

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Nefarious posted:

lol at people getting mad over the frank lloyd wright house. if goons designed houses they'd be windowless pyramids. can't get any more efficient than that

excuse me the most efficient house has already been designed by ultra goon r buckminster fuller??

geodesic house

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:



From OCAD in Toronto here is this ugly piece of poo poo

that's rad, especially with that hilarious victorian thing underneath it with brightly colored trim

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

nomadologique posted:

excuse me the most efficient house has already been designed by ultra goon r buckminster fuller??

geodesic house

actually houses are most efficient if you build them with ugly rear end assorted random windows and hideous vinyl siding from lowes

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Why go through the simple and rational purchase of a pre-built home that has had real construction and inspections done when you can just make one yourself, like in Minecraft

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Dely Apple posted:

Why go through the simple and rational purchase of a pre-built home that has had real construction and inspections done when you can just make one yourself, like in Minecraft

To be fair, most construction workers don't know what the gently caress they're doing, and most foremen are drunk and lazy. When my parents built a new house, my Dad hired 3rd parties to "inspect the inspectors" and they found so much poo poo wrong with the build job.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

boom boom boom posted:

That thing is held together by steel cables and volunteers who have to shovel snow off every time it snows. If everyone who works there took the same week off for vacation they'd come back to find a pile of rubble

Well, it wasn't designed to be around for so many years. It's built on top of a waterfall

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:



From OCAD in Toronto here is this ugly piece of poo poo

actually this owns

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Case Study House #22 in Los Angeles, aka the Stahl House is wildly impractical but is impressive as all heck much like Falling Water:



Strangely, the bathroom was really, really tacky. Straight from the 70s and gross and cheap-looking. It's pretty lol compared to the rest of the place.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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why is it wildly impractical?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


what about that mall that collapsed in korea and killed like 600 people. epic architectural fail right there

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

nomadologique posted:

why is it wildly impractical?

i'd love to live in a plate glass house with no curtains up on a great big hill where everyone can see it in a town with the most intrusive photographers per capita in the world

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i also love it when direct sunlight photodegrades everything i own

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

nomadologique posted:

why is it wildly impractical?

hold on to your trilby because this sounds crazy, but there's so much ambient light coming in with all those windows that you'll only have a few hours each night to fully enjoy crysis 3 unless you invest a kings ransom in tarp

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQK21572oSU

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Trump tower in Vegas is a par for the course tacky gold casino high rise, with the added bonus of reflecting sunlight at different sections of the city and the highway from sun up to sun down.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Popular Thug Drink posted:

i'd love to live in a plate glass house with no curtains up on a great big hill where everyone can see it in a town with the most intrusive photographers per capita in the world

okay, so it's just the glass walls. that might be arguably an aesthetically undesirable rather than impractical house. maybe a celebrity doesn't want to live there, but there might be plenty of people for whom ultimate visibility strokes their ego in just the right way. it's great for porno shoots, i bet. you could be renting it out constantly and going on vacation.

it also wasn't clear from the photo whether or not the entire house was glass-walled, so i was curious if that was what the person was calling impractical or if there was something else about its design.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

nomadologique posted:

okay, so it's just the glass walls. that might be arguably an aesthetically undesirable rather than impractical house. maybe a celebrity doesn't want to live there, but there might be plenty of people for whom ultimate visibility strokes their ego in just the right way. it's great for porno shoots, i bet. you could be renting it out constantly and going on vacation.

it also wasn't clear from the photo whether or not the entire house was glass-walled, so i was curious if that was what the person was calling impractical or if there was something else about its design.

Seem like a lot of wing-shape bits also for a house on the side of a mountain. Heavy wind will lift that sucker.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Ork of Fiction posted:

Seem like a lot of wing-shape bits also for a house on the side of a mountain. Heavy wind will lift that sucker.

yeah it's only stood there for 55 years

any day now

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i doubt the people that live in the condos at the top are living in toronto during the winter lol

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007



http://www.clickorlando.com/news/still-no-completion-date-for-i4-eyesore/22839816

The Majesty Building, which is in suburban Orlando, has been under "construction" since 2001. No one knows when, if ever, it'll be completed.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Dave Concepcion posted:

hold on to your trilby because this sounds crazy, but there's so much ambient light coming in with all those windows that you'll only have a few hours each night to fully enjoy crysis 3 unless you invest a kings ransom in tarp

i would like all that natural light. it would save on the electricity bill and also i get depressed without enough sun (i even have a special Vitamin D lamp that I use everyday b/c it is so loving dark all the time in new england).

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Dr. Tough posted:



http://www.clickorlando.com/news/still-no-completion-date-for-i4-eyesore/22839816

The Majesty Building, which is in suburban Orlando, has been under "construction" since 2001. No one knows when, if ever, it'll be completed.

lol

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i would like all that natural light. it would save on the electricity bill and also i get depressed without enough sun (i even have a special Vitamin D lamp that I use everyday b/c it is so loving dark all the time in new england).

what's really happening here is that you just need to move to LA, where that house is, but not necessarily into that house

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

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Nefarious posted:

lol at people getting mad over the frank lloyd wright house. if goons designed houses they'd be windowless pyramids. can't get any more efficient than that

:spergin: Goons would design for maximum efficiency

Moosechees
Jun 1, 2002

rawr

nomadologique posted:

why is it wildly impractical?
Because Colombo keeps coming over and arresting you for murder.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Ivor Biggun posted:

:spergin: Goons would design for maximum efficiency



I see yards and streets that's not efficient. It should be a mile high cube with no amenities.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Nuclearmonkee posted:

I see yards and streets that's not efficient. It should be a mile high cube with no amenities.

wifi, surely?

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
The Stage One Gallery of designs for a new Guggenheim art museum to be built in Helsinki is a treasure trove of insane architecture.

Because these are concept designs, they're don't need to care about pesky distractions like laws of physics:



Some are pretty cool, like the volcanic island and the alien joyride machine:




But then there's stuff like the golden M&M



The Interior Butt



And my favourite: the Glass Turd



The gallery is HUGE if you want to take a look.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Ivor Biggun posted:

:spergin: Goons would design for maximum efficiency



dont post my tropico screenshots

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



That's not an amenity. You need internet to live I'm pretty sure.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Ivor Biggun posted:

:spergin: Goons would design for maximum efficiency



gently caress no those could be 50 floor blocks stuffed to the gills with prison cells luxurious 10mē apartments for the working class, with a convenient company store on the ground floor

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

Ivor Biggun posted:

:spergin: Goons would design for maximum efficiency



too much above-ground living space.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

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Sharpest Crayon posted:

The gallery is HUGE if you want to take a look.

lol check out 5059206475

http://designguggenheimhelsinki.org/finalists/

it doesn't propose any kind of design

apparently the way to scam your way into a finalist position is to very creatively propose nothing

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i doubt the people that live in the condos at the top are living in toronto during the winter lol

Toronto isn't some summer vacation hotspot people visit for a few weeks.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?


It was originally supposed to be half as tall but the developer couldn't sell any units so naturally the police and fire pension fund was like "Rich people will love this, build it twice as tall!" They named it Museum Tower.

The design of the tower focused light on a museum next door that has a glass roof founded by one of the most powerful and wealthiest families in the city and made it where they had to put a lot of their art in storage, destroyed another piece of art and killed a few trees so no rich people wanted to buy units in a building that ruined a museum and seriously loving pissed off one of the most influential families in the city.

It's been open like 2 years and I think they have sold like 30 of over 100 units.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Kowloon City was definitely an impressive failure though. Nothing like living in an ultra dense mega-slum.

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

what's the story?...never seen these.

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