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Not to like put us all back here a page... But heeey I have a Jack Russel Terrier, she's a good puppy. I mean she's 10 and brings me dead baby rabbits in the spring from the dumbass rabbits living under the shed but... Shes at least a jealous whore of a cuddler. Okay shes kind of a lovely dog and hates all other dogs her size (But loves bigger dogs? She's quite the idiot.) She has a freaky obsession with me, too. I've only know her for like 3 years, and I'm the most important thing in this dumb dogs life. Even more then my wife, her owner. I think it's because I was the first one who didn't go for the whole "You're my friend, doggie!" and more of "You're a dog, and you need a master. But c'mere because you're retarded and anxious over nothing so I'll pet your belly." Lemme tell you though, I come from a house of Blue Merle Border Collies. Smart, beautiful Alpha bitches. Great at herding poor fat neighbor dogs, and pinning down GSDs to show them whos boss. So when I arrived at my future wifes house for the first time and saw this thing that was so excited to see a man she pissed herself, literally, I was quite apprehensive. TL:DR gently caress all this Murderdog bullshit and get a Border Collie or a herder. Because getting texts about how JRT brought another dead baby bunny to the back door and bunny is now under a bucket sucks. And then when I get home from work I have to take out the bunny and toss it. Like gently caress dog, chew a god drat tennis ball or some poo poo! All my Collie did was chase geese off our land so they didn't poo poo everywhere!
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