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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Dip Viscous posted:

I try to be aware of my surroundings, stay out of people's way, and don't constantly plow into poo poo while walking, so my co-workers get upset and say that I "move too quietly". Do you want me to wear a loving bell?
Ha, I used to wear my keys on a belt loop while working with others behind a bar for exactly this reason.

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016

I just wear corduroy pants. Everyone can hear me coming.

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Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Dip Viscous posted:

I try to be aware of my surroundings, stay out of people's way, and don't constantly plow into poo poo while walking, so my co-workers get upset and say that I "move too quietly". Do you want me to wear a loving bell?

I use this skill to slowly bring them closer to the grave with each mini heart attack they get from being surprised.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Using the word “sesh” for session

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




oldpainless posted:

Using the word “sesh” for session

Don't talk poo poo about my sexytime sesh.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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This thread is a yap sesh fr

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

lobsterminator posted:

Don't talk poo poo about my sexytime sesh.

Sexypilled seshmaxxer

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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in space he can remember it so no one has too

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