USPol March presents the 8th Annual Debt Limit Fight: Fracas in the Caucus

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Elections have consequences Fried Chicken.

Really it makes sense the party of Jesus would be pissed at the literal interpretation vs intent/context of a document.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 15:34

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:00

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Meg From Family Guy posted:

Religious people, and conservatives, are idiots lol.

Good job getting jokes! Be proud of yourself.

I imagine nailing a refueling jet with anything is much easier than an F16.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 16:56

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

baw posted:

Economic theories are used to make predictions all the time. For instance the prediction that QE wouldn't be inflationary.

I think the dude's saying economic predictions aren't as rigorous as say a chemistry prediction. Economists can't go out and measure 1,000 economies like a chemist could do that many titrations.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 19:17

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

How they going to prove it's your butt DNA? Dick Cheney could have sat in the chair before you.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 20:41

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Munkeymon posted:

Obviously I'm the weirdo here but I don't see why DNA would be more privileged than fingerprints or photos and am not really bothered by that decision.

DNAs really really easy to find since we shed it everywhere we go. Photos require cameras getting a clean shot while finger prints rely touching. DNA just falls off you.

It'd be like you getting finger printed via door knob when some cops asked you in about your meth head neighbor.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 22:22

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Trabisnikof posted:

And I don't think preventing the mass collection of citizen DNA evidence is "denying them information on who the actual killer might be."

It's this that's the problem you shits not DNA itself. Another database someone may show up in and get railed by cops with. Bonus points for it not being definite due to butt DNA being from many possible butts.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 00:09

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Fried Chicken posted:

un huh

uh huuuuh....

Freedom to subjugate and oppress those weaker than you!

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 03:04

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Venom Snake posted:

Watch the youtube stream, this time the ASCII swastika's will have actual relevance to the subject matter.

ASCII Swastika there looks like a pokemon.

Swastika uses poison gas! It's super effective!

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 04:57

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

RevKrule posted:

Hillary used private email to conduct state business

While I'm sure this'll have traction in one sector of the public, with Bibi's speech today, not sure if this has legs in the news cycle.

IT wouldn't let her use hilldog316 @ statedept.gov.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 14:16

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Raenir Salazar posted:

Failed State Alarmism is a funny thing, you can maybe count the number of failed states in the world on one hand.

But yeah, anti-nuclear proliferation was probably one of the few things the great powers got right during the cold war, and its a bad bad bad thing if that changes. If Iran gets nuclear weapons then Saudi Arabia wants them; the risks just keep going up, why? Because it appeals to someone's sense of geopolitical fairness? That's irresponsible.

More nuclear bomb countries means more people have control of the power to turn a city into electron-belching glass. One of them might be dumb enough to sell one to someone dumb enough to use one. Israel in this case just wants to lord of Iran with their giant, radioactive balls not whom actually has a bomb.

However my money's on Russia doing that and will always be on Russia doing that.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 15:20

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

I got a better idea. There only gets to be one nuke and we all take turns owning it.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 15:32

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Disinterested posted:

That's so implausible that you may as well propose us mining the moon for cheese supplies.

We could mine the moon for nukes.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 15:43

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

So will the frothing pits of Hillary haters run out of material before the primary starts? Imagine only the base even cares right now.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 16:06

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

haveblue posted:

What time do the fireworks start?

Any day now.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 16:41

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

This is going to be terrible, isn't it?

Imagine more than half of congress collectively blowing one of the biggest douches in the world.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 17:02

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

bradburypancakes posted:

Who is Iran supposed to be aggressing against, again?

Women?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 17:40

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

amanasleep posted:

Iran is literally closer to building a working Fusion reactor than to having nukes.

Which will be any day now!

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 18:09

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

PupsOfWar posted:

can't we just say "gently caress the american Zionist lobby"

don't matter whether they're joows or evangelicals who need muslims to be wiped from the earth so that the Temple can be rebuilt, ushering in the End Times. Or what

How about gently caress rich Republican donors? Or just gently caress the obscenely rich?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 19:52

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Amergin posted:

The middle class doesn't spend their money any wiser. The only difference between the middle class and lower class is the middle sits at a desk and lives in the burbs while the lower stands at the drive-through window and lives in a trailer park or ghetto apartment.

How was giving a speech in front of congress?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 19:58

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Bill Clinton as personal message boy.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 17:36

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Monkey Fracas posted:

We demand Total Obedience! Dissent will be met with Death, or at least Incessant Bitching!

Oh hey, a question about the like 70 attempts to repeal OBAMAcare- did the GOP ever propose a serious viable alternative that wasn't a big poster with the words "Our Plan: Better than Obama's!"?

Tort reform and freedom.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 17:42

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Fried Chicken posted:

DARPA has build a neurointerface that lets a quadriplegic use prosthetic limbs to feed herself and interact. Oh, and directly fly a F-35 by thought alone in a jet simulator

Sometimes our ridiculously bloated defense budget turns out nice things

Willing an F35 into the air isn't going to work regardless of how well you wire a brain to it.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 18:04

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

JT Jag posted:

I like how on one hand people like Rand Paul for being a Libertarian and but on the other hand hate him for acting Libertarian

Schrödingers politician except he's poo poo in a box instead of a cat.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 19:10

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Prediction: she will comply with the subpoena by sending a printed stack of all the emails referencing Benghazi to the panel, which will be a sub-set of the emails she's already provided to the government for review.

One of which will be a giant dick written in tiny little Benghazis.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 04:38

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Meg From Family Guy posted:

The Clinton's made Vince Foster disappear, scrubbing emails is trivial

Soooo... Vince Foster was the deficit all along!

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 15:25

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Nonsense posted:

Cruz expects the costs will be offset by the healthcare industry being extra wealthy again rather than just wealthy when Obama implemented his bolshevism.

Freedom Insurance: you're free to pick between huge medical debt or death.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 20:12

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

ComradeCosmobot posted:

The Florida bill that would jail transgender people who use the restroom of their true gender, and permit civil suits against businesses and organizations who do not enforce the law has made it out of the Florida House Civil Rights Subcommittee on party lines: 9-4

America could use gender reassignment surgery.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 22:24

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

a shameful boehner posted:

Wanna know that logic.

Team Politics. According to the GOP all Wisconsin D's are actually Vikings fans.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 22:45

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Quidam Viator posted:

Dems vow to protect Boehner from conservative coup

So, more good news for the stability of our congressional system, as the Tea Party is thwarted from REALLY instituting conservative policy and purging their ranks of RINOs.

It's good to see bipartisanship in action.

Ahh the lead wall trick to keep radiation contained.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 17:05

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

What about moose? Do they prefer to impale poors or wolves?

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 17:24

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What if they're wolf pups

Give them to the kids and hope they grow up to become hats or something like that.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 17:28

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

haveblue posted:

All baby animals have the same general characteristics and distortions from their adult form. You find one baby mammal cute, you find them all cute.

In all fairness that guy isn't saying the homeless should be fed to wolves, he's saying that wolves should be removed from the endangered species list so that there are more legal measures that can be taken against them and used a graphic example of what they'll do of their own free will when not managed properly. He just could have worded it a hell of a lot better.

We know that's what he's talking about but it's more funny to joke about him saying wolves should eat poor people.

Cute and cuddly did help domesticate dogs. Thus we got the corgi.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 17:50

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Drones should only be used on weddings and to respond to liquor store shop lifting.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 18:59

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

nutranurse posted:

America doesn't like to see its poorest/most neglected members of society in any kind of light that would humanize them.

They gave Sarah Palin a show though?

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 19:50

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Gravel Gravy posted:

The only reason FDR had the time to educate American's on politics is he wasn't able to do much else.

Not like he could golf or play basketball like some presidents.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 22:17

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Hasters posted:

But that's not a subsidy, they're just taking money out that they paid in! Like a bank account!

That's actually their argument.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 22:35

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Rand's doing it for attention. Then he'll flip and say it's OK to show he can grow.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 00:10

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Fried Chicken posted:

Here you can watch Mike Huckabee insist, twice, that immigrants only come to America to get "free food

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Free? Na they get paid to get food.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 03:06

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

RevKrule posted:

John Roberts was right, racism is dead! Unless you're going to University of Oklahoma today

Ahhh good to know the Sexual Assault Experts are also quite racist.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 14:51

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:00

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Joementum posted:

Steve King's staff is keeping busy, though they should maybe read Mending Wall again.

Throw some graffiti in German on there and you got a man's wall.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 16:51

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