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Beardchat: spent Sunday and most of Monday showing an old AF bud + his roommate around Chicago; they'd grabbed a hostel in Wicker Park. My buddy kept giving me weird looks because fuckin' of course all the bars in Wicker Park are filled with beards, flannel/denim shirts, and pub caps, which is all I fuckin' packed also. It was like i had inadvertently dressed up for a "poo poo hipster" theme party all night. Still got laid though. welp that's my story
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LeoMarr posted:I used to enjoy pabst blue ribbon PBR is a dollar a can in my town's only dive bar. I drink it because one plasma donation gets me 20 fuckin' beers, just like I drink Jeppson's Malort because bartenders give me shots for free when I don't make a face afterwards. Goddamned hipsters ruining my blackouts.
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Dantu posted:What do you mean decided? Hey. ![]() ... ![]()
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Fun fact: I was actually once turned down from renting a place because the landlord "didn't want no sweaty dago fucks blaring their music and working on their cars" on his property So I rented the place next door and did exactly that p. much all day and ruined his property value because that's about all I was planning on doing at 19 anyway.
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explains why i like fuckin' white women so much
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hahaha joke's on y'all I'm from up around Milan, so suck my dick from the back you guinea boot-lickers
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worst part about being italian is having to shave your dick hair
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oh there definitely is. Best part about visibly following the rules? Doing it to the goddamned letter, not the spirit. Loopholes fuckin' rule.
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blue squares with another terrible opinion
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gotta not say "on me" afterwards (replace it with "bitch"), otherwise yeah, i'm real proud of you
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honestly I don't know why you'd stop the gravy train of blood money by taking summers off of college
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Casimir Radon posted:gently caress the Irish.
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Having an incredibly Italian last name is kind of cool but I don't look like a fuckin wop so it all works out
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boys we're all American we don't need an excuse to get drunk and violent
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holocaust bloopers posted:
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 00:15 |
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Civ life status: repeatedly loving some communications major's girlfriend Edit: I am become Jody, destroyer of relationships Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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