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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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i weighed 190 when i got out and ballooned up to 210 in the first few months. then i had blood work done and found out i was an unhealthy slob. i told the doc to stop fat shaming me.

now im down to 185.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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elite_garbage_man posted:

I was joking around once at a party about how i'd gently caress me, right then a gay dude walked in the room and said "i wouldn't"

that cut deep.

dusted

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Casimir Radon posted:

Not seeing a downside here.

it's the military

it doesn't matter if the dick is permanently in your rear end or you're just left gaping part time

it's the military

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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my beard makes my chin look so much nicer. like i could really take a punch.

not that i want to, just saying it looks like i could crack walnuts with it.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

my beard makes it so any fist looking for my chin is about to embark on an exciting adventure into a dark and unexplored region

comb your beard you nasty gently caress

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Mexico is the leader right now believe it or not.

somethingsomething illegals somethingsomething

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I'm a fat 210. Calves of steel though
this basically just means you're an active fatty.

i respect active fatties.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

hey maury is good comedy tv.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8-6eAYHOBE

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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in basic training they give you twice the amount of food as everyone else if you are underweight.

loving hated those skinny fucks for that.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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at the date posted:


The catch is that you get the exact same 4-6 minutes to eat it as everybody else. Source: :wave:

well if you can't eat it all then break bread fool

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Goddamn. I've been really, really, really loving angry lately.

even the cats are leaving me alone, and they usually spend half the day tailing me.

it's a metaphor. being angry drives the pussy away.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

if you drink enough of anything you'll get drunk so who really cares

i'll drink a bud light in four seconds, a blue moon in ten, and whatever 8% drink you want to give me as fast as i can too.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Spicy Guacamole posted:

Yep, that's what I said. Sorry about your canned piss, brah.

canned piss gets me drunk and that is why i drink

lmao if you drink for flavor and not to get drunk

e: like seriously who cares if you are drinking to get drunk drink w/e you want

that would be like saying "i'm just gonna go out and get laid" and getting mad because your buddy is banging a fatty

let dude bang his fatty.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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i was in the club once and i saw a guy drinking a PBR and i was like "ok what am i going to do with myself now that i am literally shaking in rage at their beer choice" so i went and lectured them on good beer and then they ordered another PBR

what i am saying is nobody cares if you like the beer they are drinking because they will keep drinking it so you might as well go outside, face against the wind, whip your dick out and start pissing.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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the comments own

quote:

EqualityRules 13h Ago
This is so petty. Black people just had a whole month to celebrate their heritage and they are complaining because a white man wants to celebrate his? Grow up! There isn't anything racist about it. If someone thinks it is racist, it's because that's the way they think. In my opinion, the word "racist" is getting used way too often.

BLACK PEOPLE HAVE A WHOLE MONTH!!!! (the shortest month lol)

"That cross piece of the T has since been broadened to make it a more traditional, if top-heavy, capital T."

What the gently caress is a top-heavy capital T?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Altimas have that lovely CVT transmission. It's nice and all but if it breaks it costs so much loving more than a normal transmission to fix, and it hasn't really been out long enough to judge how long it lasts with different types of use. It's the reason I didn't get an Altima.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I think we can all agree they're whiter than the Greeks and anyone from the Balkans.

light skinned black people are whiter than dark skinned black people

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Neither are white, which is the issue at hand.

race is a social construct

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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my family is from palermo

guess you can call me your nigga

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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i hope your relatives got raped too i guess?\

wouldnt it be weird if we were related because of rape

enlisted as gently caress

Cole fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Mar 7, 2015

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Better Call Saul is pretty great.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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blue squares posted:

Nah don't. Just go about your business you don't have to post exclusively about me you weirdos

we won't post exclusively about you if you get probated i promise

so if you really want us to stop posting exclusively about you, there's a guaranteed way to make it happen...

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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blue squares posted:

My mom never did that

why would you want to post in a forum full of people that don't want you here?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Painsaw posted:

Whoops, accidentally deleted my excuse when loving around with that post.

Yep, I still wear my lucky dogtags. I haven't died yet while wearing them. That's my story and I'm sticking to it :smugbert:

you've also been gay since you started wearing them

so there's that connection as well

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Painsaw posted:

Trip report, day one of quitting citalopram cold turkey.

Nightmares are beyond loving insane. I don't want to sleep anymore.

Already feeling less retarded though, except I still have this haircut.

are you saying your hair is due to your drugs

because that would be a great anti-drug ad

"This haircut..

|m|o|h|a|w|k|s|
my anti drug"

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Press the buttons appearing on screen to rape a local

Only ever shows space bar

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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I bought some beard balm yesterday. Owns. If you have a beard that naturally grows all frizzy and stuff and you don't want it looking all unruly (like mine) you gotta get some.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Slim Pickens posted:

That's getting pretty fussy over something you grew out by giving zero fucks in the first place.

The first bears was the zero fucks beard. Shaved it off December 1 and started new.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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take cameras. seriously.

this could be the blair witch project that is actually real. but with less witches and more flat out dumb poo poo happening.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Cole what brand beard balm? I need to get some soon so I don't have to trim it and work won't yell at me.

http://www.clippercenter.com/cmanbb.html

I got it at rite-aid for $6.99.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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This is a before and after when a guy uses beard balm.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Or, you know, you could just brush it.

-someone who has never had a nice beard

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Booblord Zagats posted:

If you live somewhere with indoor plumbing and your beard is longer than 3 inches, you're probably not in the military so you're probably not the worst kind of person by default.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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NASCAR is stupid.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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sorry but this is some of the coolest poo poo you will see in any type of racing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa2plu3MpgU

How close would you get your open wheel vehicle to another one when you're doing ~190mph?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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I got a few years before my four year degree is done. I'm gonna start saving now for a move to Europe for grad school.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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My medboard took a year and a half. After dealing with the VA as a civilian I would hate to have to deal with that poo poo now.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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as great as porn is it's a lot better peeping irl buttes

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Flight suits and patches will always be cool. I'm hanging onto graduation certificates because a few of those are cool. I wanna be a pro Grandpa Bloopers.

"hey look at all this cool army poo poo i have"

and then they join the army

congrats you ruined their lives.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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all apologies posted:

so does that mean ill have to out of pocket pay my class registration fees? I can make it work until the housing allowance hits..just more worried about where ill poo poo out money to cover school if its late

my school in florida had me fill out a form every semester stating that tuition would be late and don't drop me from classes (since if you weren't paid by a certain date you would get dropped). i have never paid out of pocket for a class.

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