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i weighed 190 when i got out and ballooned up to 210 in the first few months. then i had blood work done and found out i was an unhealthy slob. i told the doc to stop fat shaming me. now im down to 185.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 18:44 |
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elite_garbage_man posted:I was joking around once at a party about how i'd gently caress me, right then a gay dude walked in the room and said "i wouldn't" dusted
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 06:26 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Not seeing a downside here. it's the military it doesn't matter if the dick is permanently in your rear end or you're just left gaping part time it's the military
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 22:06 |
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my beard makes my chin look so much nicer. like i could really take a punch. not that i want to, just saying it looks like i could crack walnuts with it.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 02:36 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:my beard makes it so any fist looking for my chin is about to embark on an exciting adventure into a dark and unexplored region comb your beard you nasty gently caress
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 02:47 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Mexico is the leader right now believe it or not. somethingsomething illegals somethingsomething
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 16:53 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:I'm a fat 210. Calves of steel though i respect active fatties.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 17:47 |
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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:hey maury is good comedy tv. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8-6eAYHOBE
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 21:41 |
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in basic training they give you twice the amount of food as everyone else if you are underweight. loving hated those skinny fucks for that.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 22:48 |
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at the date posted:
well if you can't eat it all then break bread fool
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 23:15 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:Goddamn. I've been really, really, really loving angry lately. it's a metaphor. being angry drives the pussy away.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 00:36 |
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if you drink enough of anything you'll get drunk so who really cares i'll drink a bud light in four seconds, a blue moon in ten, and whatever 8% drink you want to give me as fast as i can too.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 17:39 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Yep, that's what I said. Sorry about your canned piss, brah. canned piss gets me drunk and that is why i drink lmao if you drink for flavor and not to get drunk e: like seriously who cares if you are drinking to get drunk drink w/e you want that would be like saying "i'm just gonna go out and get laid" and getting mad because your buddy is banging a fatty let dude bang his fatty.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 19:57 |
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i was in the club once and i saw a guy drinking a PBR and i was like "ok what am i going to do with myself now that i am literally shaking in rage at their beer choice" so i went and lectured them on good beer and then they ordered another PBR what i am saying is nobody cares if you like the beer they are drinking because they will keep drinking it so you might as well go outside, face against the wind, whip your dick out and start pissing.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 21:00 |
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the comments ownquote:EqualityRules 13h Ago BLACK PEOPLE HAVE A WHOLE MONTH!!!! (the shortest month lol) "That cross piece of the T has since been broadened to make it a more traditional, if top-heavy, capital T." What the gently caress is a top-heavy capital T?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 15:47 |
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Altimas have that lovely CVT transmission. It's nice and all but if it breaks it costs so much loving more than a normal transmission to fix, and it hasn't really been out long enough to judge how long it lasts with different types of use. It's the reason I didn't get an Altima.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 21:17 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:I think we can all agree they're whiter than the Greeks and anyone from the Balkans. light skinned black people are whiter than dark skinned black people
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 05:44 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:Neither are white, which is the issue at hand. race is a social construct
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 06:11 |
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my family is from palermo guess you can call me your nigga
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 16:13 |
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i hope your relatives got raped too i guess?\ wouldnt it be weird if we were related because of rape enlisted as gently caress Cole fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Mar 7, 2015 |
# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 21:32 |
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Better Call Saul is pretty great.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 00:59 |
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blue squares posted:Nah don't. Just go about your business you don't have to post exclusively about me you weirdos we won't post exclusively about you if you get probated i promise so if you really want us to stop posting exclusively about you, there's a guaranteed way to make it happen...
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 01:57 |
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blue squares posted:My mom never did that why would you want to post in a forum full of people that don't want you here?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 02:26 |
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Painsaw posted:Whoops, accidentally deleted my excuse when loving around with that post. you've also been gay since you started wearing them so there's that connection as well
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 03:04 |
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Painsaw posted:Trip report, day one of quitting citalopram cold turkey. are you saying your hair is due to your drugs because that would be a great anti-drug ad "This haircut.. |m|o|h|a|w|k|s| my anti drug"
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 15:03 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Press the buttons appearing on screen to rape a local Only ever shows space bar
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 23:28 |
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I bought some beard balm yesterday. Owns. If you have a beard that naturally grows all frizzy and stuff and you don't want it looking all unruly (like mine) you gotta get some.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 21:13 |
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Slim Pickens posted:That's getting pretty fussy over something you grew out by giving zero fucks in the first place. The first bears was the zero fucks beard. Shaved it off December 1 and started new.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 21:38 |
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take cameras. seriously. this could be the blair witch project that is actually real. but with less witches and more flat out dumb poo poo happening.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 22:27 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Cole what brand beard balm? I need to get some soon so I don't have to trim it and work won't yell at me. http://www.clippercenter.com/cmanbb.html I got it at rite-aid for $6.99.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 02:13 |
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This is a before and after when a guy uses beard balm.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 05:30 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Or, you know, you could just brush it. -someone who has never had a nice beard
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 14:21 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:If you live somewhere with indoor plumbing and your beard is longer than 3 inches, you're probably not in the military so you're probably not the worst kind of person by default.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 16:17 |
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NASCAR is stupid.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 04:20 |
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sorry but this is some of the coolest poo poo you will see in any type of racing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa2plu3MpgU How close would you get your open wheel vehicle to another one when you're doing ~190mph?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 17:38 |
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I got a few years before my four year degree is done. I'm gonna start saving now for a move to Europe for grad school.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 15:48 |
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My medboard took a year and a half. After dealing with the VA as a civilian I would hate to have to deal with that poo poo now.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 15:59 |
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as great as porn is it's a lot better peeping irl buttes
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 01:14 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:Flight suits and patches will always be cool. I'm hanging onto graduation certificates because a few of those are cool. I wanna be a pro Grandpa Bloopers. "hey look at all this cool army poo poo i have" and then they join the army congrats you ruined their lives.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 03:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:45 |
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all apologies posted:so does that mean ill have to out of pocket pay my class registration fees? I can make it work until the housing allowance hits..just more worried about where ill poo poo out money to cover school if its late my school in florida had me fill out a form every semester stating that tuition would be late and don't drop me from classes (since if you weren't paid by a certain date you would get dropped). i have never paid out of pocket for a class.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 21:01 |