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Zeris posted:I'm making GBS threads as I write this March Veteran's Thread - i'm making GBS threads as i write this
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2024 03:14 |
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could be worse we could still be in the military
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Spicy Guacamole posted:"I'm only gay one weekend a month, two weeks a year." ![]()
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Fister Roboto posted:Typical cisvet shitlords restricting military service to a binary choice i'm gay for riker but only with the beard
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see for you this could mean two different things deanna didn't strike me as a fag hag
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Burn the hipsters for fuel
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I drink OJ and Seltzer on ice ![]()
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Keep the car, sell your wife.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:theres a couple subaru apologists around here and they should be in shortly to try defending their poor choices
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It's shameful how many Jeep drivers I see here in NY who are scared of driving in snow.
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I miss my Nissan. It was a POS but nothing could kill it.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Yeah, but their transmissions were/are set up so loving poorly. They are the living embodiment of torque steer. Not to mention a 98 anything (that wasn;t made in a former Soviet Republic) shouldn't already be dead in 2015 My Sentra was running fine two years ago when I sold it to a college kid, and it was a '97. Then again it only had 75,000 miles on it.
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Most expensive fix I had on the Sentra was replacing the airbag computer when it died randomly, that was $450 and the part was hard to find. Second most expensive was replacing the muffler and exhaust pipes twice, but that's just rust tax for living in the Northeast.
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thanks for reminding me that i hate punk
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Slim Pickens posted:Welp, looks like I'm single again. Dunno when I should start hitting up tinder, i agreed to get a place together and get a dog like a dumbshit so it's gonna take a while to sort out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UVsyVLLcE
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would
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:Its not really all that weird when you consider that someone has also hosed your mother at least once. ![]()
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DST is loving retarded
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TYRANNOSAURUS DICK
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Just think, there are teenagers out there talking about their nostalgia for "the noughties".
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my scorecard for that decade is pretty bad pros: started getting laid cons: joined military, discovered drinking
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Kawasaki Nun posted:I had started drinking and dipping pre millineum. Ipso facto I am a dinosaur
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Dispatching black helicopters in 3...2....
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Genocide Tendency posted:Just go by Presidents. I was born during the Reagan years and I'm not 30 yet, how does that make me old?
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No no no no, I am not going to recount all the DUIs, arrests, domestics, positive drug screens for meth, suicide attempts, and bankruptcy claims of my old group of god's special little retards. Most of these incidents made me die a little on the inside. Did you know that you can use the word "gently caress" on a sworn statement as many times as you want as long as it's in context? Ask me how I know.
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dat profile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29_uSlEEPSk
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Master Bateman posted:How do you know? Bloody peasant.
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Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me so hard.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Boeing aircraft were designed in mind for people who were roughly 5'7". I could move around the jet and the lower lobes like a goddamn cat while other crew members struggled to find space. ![]() ![]() ![]() sup short buddy. It was always funny to watch the big and tall guys squeeze into the tank, everything in there is also good for medium build 5'7"-ish people.
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I've reached peak Office Space at work
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Master Bateman posted:Pre or post hypnosis? Pre. I used to be able to meditate my way to the calm feeling of post-hypnosis, but I'm just not feeling it lately.
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ya but boston is terrible and should have stayed buried
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:I agree those things are awesome. I'll give you that. Seeing Mike in the back of the cruiser...first thing I thought was "He's not drunk, he's there because he wants to be, and these guys are about to die." Cue cops (and camera) taking focus off Mike for an aside about how to kill him for knowing too much, giving him just enough time to draw down on them with a revolver. Then have him hold off on using the sixth shot (Dirty Harry reference, get it? WE'RE SO CLEVER!) for a minute and get winged for some fake tension flesh wound.
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Five. Definitely Five. *BANG* Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh
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I have massive MFFFFFFFFFFFFF orgies in hot tubs
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n4i probate blue squares tia
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:I thought ArmyMan25 was the only one that wore that stuff
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:You think a mold that thrives off of nitrogen is going to destroy agriculture? I don't know man. It is the most abundant gas in the atmosphere, but it could be more abundant. And GMO crops genetic diversity gluten free paleo breathaniarian diets
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