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"Honey I got him a Star Wars cake for his birthday, I don't know why he's crying"
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bathroomrage posted:It's pizza, there are no pizza rules, post ugly food instead of your idiot opinions on what is/isn't a specific dish. You sound like one of those "CHEESECAKE IS A TORTE" people. Actually cheesecake is a pie
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Jun 12, 2015 15:13
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There are actual pizza rules, but only for specific kinds of pizza like Neapolitan.
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Jun 12, 2015 15:16
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EorayMel posted:Also to get back to the Anti-Food Porn stuff what in God's name am I looking at here? A bunch of yams/sweet potatoes in a turkey leg form? icehewk posted:Been aging this according to Ruhlman. It had some maggots on it near the bone but I cut all of that out as you can see. Is it all right?
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Jun 12, 2015 17:46
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EorayMel posted:Same also goes for That's a lovely looking plate of höorj.
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RBA Starblade posted:There are actual pizza rules, but only for specific kinds of pizza like Neapolitan. Must contain chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry
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Jun 12, 2015 20:03
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boo_radley posted:That's a lovely looking plate of höorj. I'm gonna hoorj just looking at it.
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Jun 12, 2015 21:34
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bathroomrage posted:It's pizza, there are no pizza rules, post ugly food instead of your idiot opinions on what is/isn't a specific dish. You sound like one of those "CHEESECAKE IS A TORTE" people. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704953&userid=111825
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Jun 12, 2015 22:21
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boo_radley posted:That's a lovely looking plate of höorj. don't knock it til you tried it 
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Jun 12, 2015 22:24
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axolotl farmer posted:don't knock it til you tried it What the hell is it? I can't find any information about it.
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Jun 12, 2015 22:38
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3704953&userid=111825 You tried. It's all we could expect, I suppose. Pwnstar posted:Actually cheesecake is a pie 
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Jun 12, 2015 23:13
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Roger Craig posted:Japanese style hot dog pizza coming to a pizza hut near you  wanna grow both of these then mash them together until they fall apart then eat the pieces off the floor like a loving animal you piece of poo poo
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Jun 13, 2015 00:29
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Picnic Princess posted:Right now they're only open on weekends, but weekends are horribly busy. I can let you know when they're open the rest of the week if you like. I may or may not work somewhere there. That would be very kind of you! I was supposed to go next Friday, but I'm going to see wolfdogs in Cochrane instead. I have PMs if you can message me. 
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Jun 13, 2015 03:02
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Ultimate Mango posted:Wrong. I would like to add that in NYC most neighborhood places serve a variety of different styles of pizza including a thick crust pizza with the sauce on top of the cheese. There are indeed many delicious forms of pizza.
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Jun 13, 2015 04:03
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slingshot effect posted:Nah. The closet Australia has to poutine is going to the nearest cornershop and giving the smiling Chinese bloke behind the greasy bain marie five bucks to fill a cardboard box of hot chips with as much dark brown mystery gravy as the box can handle without losing its structural integrity. Nah mate you aren't even scratching the surface. Where I grew up in bundy there's a 24 hour takeaway that does chips cheese and gravy and that is the Australian poutine, their gravy is top tier and it goes fresh chips with chicken salt, mozzarella cheese then drenched gravy over everything and it comes with a fork because it's literally impossible to eat by hand. $13.00 with cheese and gravy was too much for six of us at 18 years old 
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Jun 13, 2015 04:04
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McSpergin posted:Nah mate you aren't even scratching the surface. Where I grew up in bundy there's a 24 hour takeaway that does chips cheese and gravy and that is the Australian poutine, their gravy is top tier and it goes fresh chips with chicken salt, mozzarella cheese then drenched gravy over everything and it comes with a fork because it's literally impossible to eat by hand. $13.00 with cheese and gravy was too much for six of us at 18 years old what the gently caress is chicken salt
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Jun 13, 2015 06:41
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poop dood posted:what the gently caress is chicken salt and where can I get it
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Jun 13, 2015 06:52
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poop dood posted:what the gently caress is chicken salt No one really knows. It's brown, salty, delicious, and probably like 95% MSG at most places. Some say it has chicken stock, some don't. Whatever it is, it's loving great. Savoury and salty and good.
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Jun 13, 2015 06:59
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I think it's just salt and chicken stock powder mixed together but I'm not sure. How the gently caress do americans not have chicken salt though.
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Jun 13, 2015 08:00
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http://shop.coles.com.au/online/national/anchor-salt-chicken-chippy if the link doesn't work, it's salt with "Flavourings" [Wheat Starch, Onion Powder, Flavours Enhancers (621, 627, 631), Beef Fat, Maltodextrin, Bell Pepper, Soy Sauce Powder, Food Acid (330), Spice, Herb, Yeast Extract, Acidity Regulator (270), Synthetic Flavours, Natural Flavours, Sugar]. The DIY version is salt with a chicken stock powder that has MSG in it.
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Jun 13, 2015 08:07
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Samizdata posted:What the hell is it? I can't find any information about it. lol 
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Jun 13, 2015 08:10
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poop dood posted:what the gently caress is chicken salt Probably this stuff: http://www.zehndersstore.com/productpages/Zehnders_Chicken_Seasoning.htm Zehnder's in Frankenmuth, MI used to be an annual stopping point for my family when we were travelling through Michigan.
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Jun 13, 2015 09:24
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Is it salt for chicken, or salt that makes things taste like chicken?
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Jun 13, 2015 13:08
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Fo3 posted:http://shop.coles.com.au/online/national/anchor-salt-chicken-chippy Yeah, I am not at all ashamed to admit that I am going to make this. Probably by crumbling a bouillon cube. over some black licorice
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Jun 13, 2015 13:15
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Data Graham posted:Is it salt for chicken, or salt that makes things taste like chicken? Yes
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Jun 13, 2015 13:20
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Fo3 posted:http://shop.coles.com.au/online/national/anchor-salt-chicken-chippy Ah, Flavour Enhancer #627, we meet again.
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Jun 13, 2015 13:35
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Data Graham posted:Is it salt for chicken, or salt that makes things taste like chicken? It's salt for chips/fries. Imagine a salt that has umami of maggi seasoning, MSG, soy, vegemite/promite/marmite/beef/bovril; with chicken bullion/stock flavours.
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Jun 13, 2015 17:12
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bunnyofdoom posted:
Well, the KFC I went to did not have this. They did however have the Big Boss. Unfortunately I did not have an eye patch, but I still ordered it for you folks.  So, yeah, that happened. After sneaking into my office, I sat at my desk and snapped the photo. My boss popped in, made some comment about how the company's health plan won't cover this,then watched in fascination. Let me put it this way, it was messy. The Sauce was some kind of thousands island dressing. The cheese was plastically. The pickles overbearing. There was no crunch on the chicken, just sadness. It was both salty and bland. I sit here in my chair, feeling like death. Learn from my mistakes children, for I pass on soon.
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Jun 13, 2015 18:28
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Does it count as voyeurism if your boss watches you eat Anti-Food Porn foodstuffs? Also, that's at least number 3 in the top 5 most depressing fast food burgers I've seen yet.
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Jun 13, 2015 18:35
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Looking at the phone, I just noticed the sad lettuce. I didn't while eating it.
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Jun 13, 2015 18:37
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bunnyofdoom posted:Well, the KFC I went to did not have this. They did however have the Big Boss. Unfortunately I did not have an eye patch, but I still ordered it for you folks. and we're back
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Jun 13, 2015 20:05
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I need a drink that is the saddest thing I've seen all month 
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Jun 13, 2015 20:14
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bunnyofdoom posted:Well, the KFC I went to did not have this. They did however have the Big Boss. Unfortunately I did not have an eye patch, but I still ordered it for you folks. If there was a poster for a shelter for abused burgers.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:43
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Hard to tell from the picture, but pretty sure that's essentially a Big Mac with awful KFC chicken instead of awful McDonald's beef.
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Jun 13, 2015 21:49
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The color of that chicken is ugh
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Jun 13, 2015 21:52
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Pastry of the Year posted:Ah, Flavour Enhancer #627, we meet again. Flavor enhancer #621, aka E621 in Europe is monosodium glutamate. good thing: enhances savory flavors bad thing: makes everything taste the same imaginary thing: chinese restaurant syndrom/headaches
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Jun 13, 2015 21:54
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axolotl farmer posted:Flavor enhancer #621, aka E621 in Europe is monosodium glutamate. Another good thing is even using a small amount cuts down on the need for salt by a large portion, so filthy Americans like me can enjoy our salty food for a few extra years.
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Jun 13, 2015 22:16
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Might be late but http://www.snackandbakery.com/articles/87673-totinos-blasted-crust-pizza-rolls Pizza rolls have joined with Doritos, albeit unofficially. I just saw a commercial for the "cheddar blasted" ones and I couldn't believe it.
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Jun 13, 2015 23:04
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gently caress all y'all who don't get headaches from delicious glutamates. You and your properly-functioning body privilege. And now I really want a mushroom and Asiago pizza. And a beer. I hate my life. AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 01:27 on Jun 14, 2015 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:gently caress all y'all who don't get headaches from delicious glutamates. You and your properly-functioning body privilege. People don't have MSG intolerance or sensitivities, it's a psychosomatic issue like the people without celiacs saying not eating gluten makes them feel better. It's probably something else setting it off or you believing you have it because of one bad experience.
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