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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Fat Lowtax posted:

Big Show is, in fact, the best

so long as he's not wrestling, he's awesome

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ahahah Truth's run up the ramp

He has the goofiest mannerisms ever

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

MotU posted:

this is all i got


this is all i am.

Welp.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

slev posted:

Why are they making Reigns wear different color contacts every week?

If they can just find the perfect eye color, he'll totally be over

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Herein lies the problem for Roman Reigns: this is a hideous moose-golem that he faces

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Paul keeps trying to put over Roman as a bad-rear end savage islander but it's all in contrast with the jokey promos and even the kind of whiny promo in the filmed thing they just rolled

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
OH MY GOD AGAIN

Does Paul short out microphones with his sheer awesomeness

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
OH drat

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I love that Brock's job during promos is just to stand around, look menacing, except when Paul-E makes him chuckle

Also, all of this promo by Heyman just makes me like Brock more

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Brock does not point at the sign

Brock just GLARES at that motherfucker

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

someusername posted:

Remember when Kane and Taker were equals?

Well it's been like two years since Undertaker won a match...so yeah, still about equals.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ERIC ROWAN WON A MATCH

:siren:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Shima Honnou posted:

Why does Big Show keep uysing the KO punch he hits his own team like 50% of the time.

It's hard to aim that thing when your fist is the size of a canned ham

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
she's not wrong

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Mom's sending them to their rooms without dinner!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
wait is he just going to straight up do a guest musical number here like it's saturday night live or something

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Zyla posted:

is this his song

Black and Yellow is probably his best known single and it's also about Pittsburg so I'm not sure why he's not singing that o....

ah there he goes

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I can't imagine that you can see this dude through the pot smoke at his concerts if you're like more than three rows back.


Obviously opressing him, how dare a white enjoy a thing a black man does.

I saw him play at Coachella and he rolled up a Cheech and Chong style joint on stage, it was like the size of a roll of paper towels

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

achillesforever6 posted:

Black and yellow isn't about Pittsburgh or the Steelers, but his loving car!!! He's not even from Pittsburgh, he's from North Dakota!!! :argh:

Despite many assuming the song is a reference to the colors of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania's NFL team, the Pittsburgh Steelers, the song is actually about Khalifa's black-and-yellow striped car.[3] However, Khalifa has stated that he bought a car in those colors because of his allegiance to Pittsburgh and the Steelers.[3] The music video for the song made the connection explicit, showing various iconic views of Pittsburgh.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

flatluigi posted:

so the women's match is going to be half the length of the wiz khalifa performance right

hahahah

like they're going to get that much time

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Codependent Poster posted:

The hell are they wearing?

flintstones

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Chris James 2 posted:

Less than 4 minutes :lol:

It was against Summer Rae, that was more time than I expected.

Also, I liked Paige's "So do we hug or..what..."

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

MotU posted:

i dont even know if I am technically watching RAw anymore or just posting about it

Welcome, brother.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Sting, we're just going to take some B-roll of you, and hire Troy Baker to do the promo, ok?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

CubsWoo posted:

can i have match

no

can i have match

no

can i have match

no

can i have match

no

*DROPS FLAG*

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Blasmeister posted:

I like that this Sting dubbing thing means he 100% can never cut a live promo now his canon voice is someone else entirely.

He'll have to mouth any live promos like Kaientai

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dimebags Brain posted:

These crowd shots of white people being white have been the highlight of the night.

racist

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

El Generico posted:

But... they have the actual Hulk Hogan.

HAS HULK HOGAN BEEN IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE FOR 42 DAYS 23 HOURS I THINK NOT

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Roman Reigns posted:

Pretty badass promo, Rusev.

he's trying so hard

but there's one obstacle even Rusev cannot defeat: the desire of the crowd to boo John Cena

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Rusev so bored by John's terrible STF, he gradually relaxes into a comfy nap

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

StarkRavingMad posted:

he's trying so hard

but there's one obstacle even Rusev cannot defeat: the desire of the crowd to boo John Cena

I take it back, Rusev managed to get the crowd to chant for Cena, he is perhaps the greatest heel of all time

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Cena is gonna get hypnotized by Ras-Putin at mania and join up with Lana and Rusev.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIYVw3ZPJk

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Ninja PD posted:

What is any of this?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Intruder posted:

I can't believe they won with that weak poo poo

well you see we have to advance this "Tyson and Natty don't work well together" Total Divas angle that they've been doing FOR LIKE SIX loving MONTHS NOW

wanna bet Kidd is about to somehow cost Natalyia this match because what a surprise ending that would be

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

CubsWoo posted:

bring back the ascension

bring up Enzo and Cass

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
she calls that the rear view

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Is this what the emergency meeting was a few hours before RAW started? "How can we string every match on the card together in one uninterrupted clusterfuck?" Did HHH place a bet with creative or something

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Zyla posted:

so Naomi Calls That the Rear View is the official name of the move eh

You know, the way Cole calls this makes me suspect that perhaps that move is not actually the Rear View. She just calls it that. A few years from now we're going to find out the actual Rear View is something entirely different and it'll be the SWERVE OF THE CENTURY

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
sure, why not, put the Matadores over

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

NickRoweFillea posted:

Watching Enzo and Big Cass videos makes me realize how much the main roster tag situation sucks

and you can't teach that

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