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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

I am declaring myself queen of the Land-Down-Undersiders, and Australia has some pretty loving nasty bugs so you better WATCH OUT, MOFOS

Queen is ruling differently methinks, sussness abounds!

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

I'm going to challenge you to a linguistics thunderdome. You will not survive it.

That would be accurate, yes.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

For real though, when you were modding the last Transformers game, did it read like I'd had a stroke or something? I tend to mix up my tone and punctuation a fair bit anyway just based on what mood I happen to be in, but using the sheet made it seem very artificial.

To my eternal shame, I don't analyse threads I'm modding. What you HAVE achieved however, is placing a bunch of scrambled data in the past which I now know to avoid like the plague, cutting me off from one of my precious sources of Bifnalysis.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

Haha, cool. I don't think I could seriously keep it up to be bothered trying again, but testing the concept really interested me for a while. I get curious about how much of my wildcard reputation is just a matter of PR preconceptions, and how much of it could actually be backed up by proper data and what actual patterns might be in there even when it feels more random to me.

WAZZUP MY HOMIES

no need to make this personal, Bif

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

raps are bad and i don't believe in battling lets all sing and play the ukulele and all be friends instead.

Wait hang on are you just the non-Auspol version of me or something?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

probably, i am just your split personality after all. It's like in fight club except i'm the directors cut where edward norton just sits in his flat and is miserable about it and warms up tea cosies to put on his forehead.

OH



MY



GOD

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

You are Mills.

So Ernie is "really good at mafia" then?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Yep, you're Mills.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

jon joe posted:

I HAVE DECIDED THAT POEMS ARE BORING. WE SHALL NOW MOVE INTO A NEW COMPETITION OF WIZARDLY POWERS AND CURSES.

PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONNAIRE. YOU SHALL BE RATED BASED ON YOUR RESPONSES.

1. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY MAGIC POWER, WHICH WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
2. IF YOU COULD CONSUME AND GAIN THE POWERS OF ANY MAFIA PLAYER, WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE AND WHY?
3. YOU MAY ONLY USE YOUR MAGIC POWER SELECTED IN QUESTION 1 FOR *BLEGH* SELFLESS REASON. WHAT DO YOU DO?
4. WHAT IS THE HIGHEST PRICE YOU WOULD PAY FOR YOUR MAGIC POWER IN #1?
5. YOU DIE AND COME FACE TO FACE WITH EVERY DEMON YOU HAVE EVER ANGERED. WHAT FLAVOR IS YOUR ETERNAL SUFFERING?

1. I WOULD WIELD POWER OVER DEATH ITSELF, AND CHAIN MY WIZENED SOUL TO A PHYLACTERY
2. I WOULD CONSUME MYSELF AS ONE CANNOT IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION.
3. RAISE DEAD PETS 4 CASH
4. THE LIVES OF EVERYONE I "LOVE"
5. YOUR POSTS

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Ernie. posted:

these are all the questions jon joe's dates ask him to get to know him

he's crowd-sourcing a likeable personality

lol jokes on him

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

I wish I was a wizard.

##vote Anidav

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

I was about to suggest Fruity Gordo, but your Dangan Ronpa result sounds way more like Gaspy!

Which Dungeon Rampage character is me?


They're a drama queen again aren't they :(

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

Just look at the resemblance, I don't know how I never noticed before!




(Kirigiri is the cool detective lady though)

Yeah okay that does seem to be me.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

quote:

Gundham has an eccentric and somewhat dark personality. He often claims that he has been blessed with the evil powers of the underworld, and refers to everyone else as 'pathetic human beings'. Gundham is often lost in his own little world, usually paying more attention to himself or his hamsters than the things that are going on around him.

God drat you Bif.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

tithin posted:

A shame there's no bearded hobbit Dangan Ronpa characters

You can be one of my hamsters.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Milky Moor posted:

hello friends

my name is milky

i am good at mafia

asiina does not like me because of dota

I VIOLENTLY DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THIS

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Mills posted:

You're Milky

wow rude

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

is your name pronounced 'tith-in' or is it a gangster version of titheing
pretend i inserted IPA into this post for clarity

Really lazy imo.


You are no linguist.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Nah I'm joking busb is my new postin pal

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

flatluigi posted:

i'm not 100% about turboing him b/c I could see that being a sacrificial mafia gambit to make all the people on that list super suspicious (rear end in a top hat) but i could also see it just being a lovely player being a shithead (and y'all seem to confirm he's a lovely player)

either way it's still night 0 so we can't actually DO anything yet except let people be terrible, so this is all fun times

when did games start letting people talk this much before they start, anyway

I've seen some pretty shrewd stuff from Krell in the past so its possibly he has used his own scumminess to incriminate others, yeah. He's generally more into self preservation though so I don't know.

Unlike most of my fellow Auspollers I'm a huge fan of Occam's Razor though and would gleefully kill anyone on that list.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

flatluigi posted:

if i have a legacy it's probably the last surviving person who actually gives a poo poo about playing a mafia game

People who care about mafia are the fuckin worst hth

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Somberbrero posted:

I want to test Krell's claim. Did the game start?

No it's Night zero yet we're all posting somehow gently caress me

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Tell me why I should vote Lumpen.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

GulagDolls posted:

I just freaking told you

no but for realsies. I hold no truck with deception. My votes are strong and pure.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

I don't care how microscopic the chance is that Krell is actually a jester, let's leave him till night so we can make him suffer that way instead.

:siren: If you have some cool vig or SK power and don't want to kill Harold Krell tonight, please nightkill me instead cause I don't want to go on living in this world :siren:

##vote lumpen

:staredog:

What the hell Bif

##vote Lumpen

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Holy poo poo

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Voting for Lumpen seems like a really socially irresponsible thing to do in these circumstances.

##vote yuming

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

This is impossible to keep track of...

Making excuses as to not read the thread, anti town play.

##vote Anidav

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Highwire posted:

Like Jesus, I am risen after 3 days - the first twelve people to welcome me back will be my disciples, and I will make you all fishers of men.

Seriously, I go out of town for 2 days, the game starts and there are 73 pages of posts? I am slowly ploughing through the backlog but does anyone want to catch me up real fast?

Welcome back.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Highwire posted:

Asphyxious, I shall name you Simon Peter, a humble fisherman on whom I shall build the rock of my church.


OK, thats more to go on.

I've just gone back and looked through some of the posts relating to the claim against Yuming, and can someone explain to me what happened with HKrell and his weird list of scum?

I will be your rock.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
:eyepop:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Pinterest Mom posted:

The most cruel thing happened to me.

I'm looking for something I lost, and I get to search 15 people each night to find it. I submitted a list.

My result came back: I searched Lumpen 15 times.

Lumpen is a lightning rod

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
So we have to kill Lumpen to actually play the game

##vote Lumpen

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Poque posted:

##vote Milky Moor

This is also a good idea but why?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

tithin posted:

Oh I was supposed to get a response. Lumpen took all 5 actions. He is town.

##unvote

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
This game is loving anazing. This must bf what it feels like to die.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
I was given a pearl and I want to use it but I'm scared what if it has a curse?



Pearls are notoriously duplicitous.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

If you're actually worried, I'd use it for you, I already tried to blow myself up once this game. :dance:

Nah I think I'll follow your example.

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
[b]##USE PEARL[b]

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