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I am the guy who never beat video games as a kid because I was too dumb. I'm back with another one. I dug out more CDs, but we're going to start with Shattered Lands because (and I quote my 9 year old self here) "Woah, this one has a praying mantis on the cover! Gnarly!" My 9 year old self failed miserably at this game mostly because I thought 4 Thri-Kreen mages was a good idea. Or psionists. I don't even know what psionists means. I also don't know if Thri-Kreen is right, but that's what I'm calling them until someone corrects me and then I'll continue to spell it however the hell I want. There is a good link to Abandonware if you google the name it has a bunch of screenshots and some video or something. This LP will follow my others, except this one can have much more user input which is hopefully a good thing. If you continue to read this be prepared for the following: Copious swearing, spelling mistakes, terrible gifs, lame jokes, inept game management, forgetting to save and having my Windows95 virtual machine crash and then having to replay a bunch, and other such shenanigans. Things you should not expect: Sound, Brilliant gameplay, Showing you neat tricks about the game like that one guy who got 100% complete on Quest For Glory. gently caress him for making me feel like an idiot playing those games. I haven't even read the manual. I will, but my priority is writing this long-winded bullshit that no one will read and care about.  To get us started here is the introduction to the game.  And now we get to the character creation part. I need to create 4 characters. I remember giants being the only thing that helped me through the game because once all my praying mantis mages died I added fighter giants and just punched everything to death.  Here is a gif of me cycling through the character creation menu. You can see the options. Some races can only be certain things, others can be anything. So to begin I need 4 characters created, preferably not as dumb as I did as a kid. Try to be smarter than a kid who was wearing florescent orange shorts for fucks sake.
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Here is a link to the PDF manual that installs with the game. It goes in depth about classes, magic, spells, all that good stuff. http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=09591838933998231756
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Mar 19, 2015 17:44
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Oh man, I'm going to do this, but I wouldn't say I'm going to do it well. I have only the vaguest recollection of the game, I'm going to screw up and miss a lot I bet. I'll try to show as much of the world as I can, do the side quests, but I am in no way an expert. Your advice will be welcome (and then promptly forgotten while I do my own thing and die). Edit: So far we have 1 Thri-Kreen fighter. We'll probably need some kind of mage(preserver)/druid/cleric/psionicist, and who knows if thieves are even useful in the game. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Mar 19, 2015 |
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Mar 19, 2015 18:47
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Yeah, I remember the thrikreens getting destroyed early. That is seriously about all I remembered. I was planning on just rolling the dice (and then cheating so they all roll 6) for the characters. I just got to that part in the manual that says I can bump up the HP and other crap. Didn't know that!
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Mar 19, 2015 18:58
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Alright you dildos, I'm creating two characters myself.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:03
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Time to meet our characters! Slaying Man'tis the Thri-Kreen fighter, armed with ninja stars for some reason.  Aishlinn the human thief who came armed with a long sword for some reason instead of the usual stabby daggers.  Kug the giant dual wielding a club and sword.  And a dude whose name I forgot to change. Kornec. He is a half-human-half-dwarf which is called a Mul apparently. It was something unique to this setting, so I went with it. I made him a fighter/cleric.  Immediately we are thrown to the wolves so to speak.   We watch helplessly as Celgor (old dude in a brown cloak about to be eaten) is destroyed in a cloud of dust/magic/smoke. Or was he? Apparently the green things are Sligs.  Time for us to shine, watch me move and prepare for combat!  Chaaaaaaarge! We must avenge Celgor even though I have no idea who it is. Chaaaaaaaarge!  Combat looks like this. Kug basically destroys poo poo while the other people hang out and chillax. The end text gets cut off but basically says "Okay, you gladiators are great now go back to your pens like nice little boys and girls." Question: Do we go meekly back to our pens, or do we explore and/or murder guards and/or die? Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Mar 19, 2015 |
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Mar 19, 2015 20:29
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God damnit. Editing as if I knew what the gently caress I was talking about. There have been two lines of text and already I'm an idiot who can't read.
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Mar 19, 2015 20:40
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Change of plans everyone, we can't explore/die horribly just yet. Woooo, I'm rich!  Of course we are going to yell something back.  But what do we say? Do we want to fight again?
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Mar 19, 2015 20:49
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Nenonen posted:Money! Let's see... IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?  Ow holy poo poo that hurt. Straight up killed one of my dudes with the magic area blast. 
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Mar 19, 2015 20:57
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sznurowadlo posted:We say ... "we fight again"    Yeah, it was. Thanks for noticing.  More money!  And then I do something dumb, I wander around and loot everything, take screenshots and crap like the following...  Let me cut you down...  ...and immediately loot you.  More loot. Outfitted Kug with dual swords.  Chatted with this guy, then cut him down.  Is this where I am supposed to go? I seriously have no idea.  Oh god damnit. Prepare for Fight #3 and then I promise I'll loot fast (if I dont die) and find the exit.
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Mar 19, 2015 21:30
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 Here they come!  Here they die. Kug took 3 damage and that was it.  More money! Slaves have a huge need of money for the slave outlet stores so this is helpful. I stop being an idiot, loot another sword and sling, then move back into the bone-pen that I initially came out of.  Heading to the slave pens where my money will obviously be super-helpful.  Kurzak looks like a dick, I'll have to kill him later won't I? Next time: What the poo poo do we do? I am tempted to telegraph our escape plan by asking about the exits. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Mar 19, 2015 |
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Mar 19, 2015 21:34
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Night10194 posted:Kug seems to be a wrecking ball and a half, starting with a 24 Strength, 75 HP, etc. What's the deal with giants? I may or may not have sort of close-to-maxed out all of the characters. I rolled the dice on the character creation screen till I got a 6. I have no idea what the max strength for giants is, but 24 is insanely high already. Rolling the die and re-rolling it changes the stats. So this specific 6 must have jacked strength and constitution. No idea what the maxes are, but I reaally needed a meat shield so I'm pretty happy.
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Mar 19, 2015 21:59
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Aishlinn posted:That poor guy..he really needed some water..perhaps you shouldnt have cut him down before giving him some much-needed aid.  I will reload just to show whatever this is, and continue my 'just fumble my way through it' storyline. Hell, it took me till the third fight till I remembered I have magic. Edit: I dont have a 'get water' spell or anything so I have to go in the cells to get it right? I feel like I need you to PM me a list of crap to watch for to not gently caress up the storyline. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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Mar 20, 2015 02:49
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ArchWizard posted:I bet the dude is underpaid and disgruntled. Let's see if he'll help us escape in exchange for some of our money.  So we got a flask to hold water, and bribed him pointlessly. I call it a victory. He also let us know there is a super secret way out of here. I'm going to link this next gif because it's 9MB. It's me wildly moving the mouse around to try to show the impressive scope of the world. It was absolutely impressive to my 9 year old self. I mean look at it. There are more than 2 people to talk to, there is one dude walking ON HIS OWN, and the graphics are mindbottling. 9MB Gif of slavepens: http://i.imgur.com/a8Ai13i.gif Smaller imgur GIFv file: http://i.imgur.com/a8Ai13i.gifv So now I'm going to wander around, chat with the three interesting people (dude walking, generic fighter wearing blue instead of brown, and the guy that looks like a distinguished gentleman with gray at his temples.) Maybe I'll break the game and die. Remind me to save. Ideas on what to do next after I chat and maybe unlock new quests/things to do/gently caress something up and have to reload?
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Mar 20, 2015 13:39
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Alright, we're going to need a new page. I have an assload of images coming up.
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 T-t-t-triple postWe decide to explore the slave pens. I steal anything not nailed down. I discover there is no such thing as a quest log, so I have to remember all sorts of bullshit. I've started writing crap down. No wonder my 9 year old self failed so bad at this.  I talk to Mirlon who apparently does not have gray hair. Just his sprite does.  I ask him about escape because lets face it, I want to escape and do... something.  Ah, bribes will help us escape. This will be simple then. Step 1: Get gem. Step 2: Apply bribes.  God damnit. Step 1: Find tied up guy. Step 2: Get him water. Step 3: Get Gem. Step 4: Apply bribes. Wait, scratch that. Step 1: find water container. Step 2: Fill up water. Step 3: Go back to arena. Step 4: Fight and win. Step 5: Find tied up guy. Step 6: Get him water. Step 7: Get gem. Step 8: Return Gem to Mirlon. Step 9: Apply Bribes. Step 10: Escape. This should be a cakewalk since I accidentally got a water jug earlier.  Thanks brah.   Okay, so Generic Blue is the boss. Got it.  Scar is kind of a dickhole. We're not powerful enough to talk to the almighty Scar. I think that's his name. Already forgot.  Lets talk to the Wandering dude. His name is "Trustee" and apparently he's an Ex-gladiator that gets some freedom around here.   We find out the names of the other people we've already talked to.     And we learn all about them.  Note to self, maybe trusting Mirlon with a gem is a bad idea.   Thanks Trustee, for unlocking a random door for absolutely no reason.  Man'tis is about to level up while the other guys aren't even close. I'm changing the main character to whoever has the lowest experience.  He starts off calling us Newbies, but he hasn't even fought in the arena.  Oh hey, there is a water thing over there. Thanks!  We learn about Trustee.  About this time I learn we can snoop. I do. What's he going to do? Say we can't?  Not sure who Petchul is, but I'll keep it in mind (if you guys remind me because I have a terrible memory for names).  And I missed a screenshot of it, but there were 3 (what I thought were barrels) clay jugs sitting there to the left. In games like this you always destroy barrels, so I did.  They weren't nailed down so I took them.  And I may have found the gem that I just created a 12-step plan to get. So that saved a bunch of work. I'm going to take a nap, heal, rest up mana points and I'm taking any and all ideas! Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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Professor Clumsy posted:This looks interesting. Can you give us a more detailed overview of how the combat works? I click on someone. The guy walks over and punches them. It's turn based from what I can tell. There is something behind the scenes figuring out who goes next, guessing it's some D&D THAC0 poo poo or something I don't understand. Every character has X movement points. Everyone has 12 right now, except Man'tis who has 15 so he can attack more than the other characters. Guessing it's because he has more limbs. I can tell my guys to guard, wait, or end turn. Every step I take counts as a movement point. I can cast a spell which will immediately end my turn, archer someone with a lovely lovely sling for 2 damage, or maneuver around them to stab them in the back. I'll gif more combat and explain it next arena fight. Actually, Aishlinn can probably explain it better. I just play the game blindly.
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Forgot to talk to a couple people  Glial or whatever sits all alone on a pile of hay.   That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. I demand that she come with us when we escape. I will absolutely not take no for an answer.  Straw is for sleeping, dummy.      Dun dun dun. We talked about escape and AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH SHARP PAIN MUST STOP TALKING  I can take a hint. I talk to her 3 or 4 more times just to make her head hurt more.   I walk up to Merzol and his badass crew and overhear them talking.  Merzol is level 7, I'm not gonna get mouthy. Its odd that the level 7 guy is not the strongest in the pens. Scar is only level 3 and considered the best.  So both Scar and Merzol want me to go fight again before they'll talk to me. I can take a hint.  Scar and Merzol are both dickholes.  I leave, needing to nap and then fight more to get some more experience. His henchmen need to learn to keep their mouths shut.  I take a nap. The rings of stone are the only safe places to nap in the game.  I'm coming, I'm coming. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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Day 2, FIGHT!  I take my time getting up there to the jailor. He is smarmy.   At least we get a rousing speech before we have to kill people.  Four halflings. Two archers, two punchers. They do a total of 0 damage. Aishlinn is seen stabbing a dude in the back for pretty good damage.  Slaying Man'tis joins the fray and kills a guy in one turn.  Kornec does the same.  I missed a screenshot. It was the announcer saying "That was TOO easy! Send out monsters!" This is what showed up.  I know I know, I'm awesome.  drat skippy we are!   The mo' money we come upon the mo' problems we see. I can't go back, I got things to do!  Giving him water and cutting him loose gives me 750xp each! Insane. My guys are level 2, 3, and 4 now. I need to start using magic/psionic stuff in fights.  Meet me in the holding pen, we'll chat there!  This is the most useless conversation ever. Mostly because we already found the gem. He swears we're part of the Veiled Alliance, denies he is part of it. He tells us where the gem is hidden, and then says he wouldn't make it back to his cell in the pens so he'll just hang out outside.  Later. Back to the pens with us! And now it brings up a bunch of choices. Do we: A) Give the sketchy guy the gem so he can start bribing people. B) Chat with Scar and see if we can become part of his gang. C) Chat with Melzon (or whatever) and see if we can join them with their already-half-planned jailbreak? We may need to do all 3 of these things to progress anyway, I honestly don't know. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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Mar 20, 2015 18:18
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Where the poo poo were you guys when I was making characters? God damnit.
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Mar 20, 2015 18:51
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Aishlinn posted:I may dust off my old copy and start up a simultaneous let's play of this, and try and leave my comments to a minimum, so we can have the More or less first-timer perspective, and the super thorough playthrough going at the same time. Fine with me, and I'm always open to poo poo to watch out for because I am just kind of guessing here.
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I know where the exit is! I chatted with Dino because I wanted to know if I could break down that door next to him... Turns out he heard Glail screaming and knows how to fix her. So after missing a bunch of screenshots he followed me to her, laid his hands on her and she is fixed!   She thanks me, I cut straight to the chase and ask for the way out.    There are a bunch of cities, but they are not allied. Allied is the only way they could stand against the warlock/king/god Tc-chuck or whatever the hell it is. If only there was a plucky band of heroes that could escape a slave pen and ally the citystates against the evil british empire! I am still too low level to talk to Scar or Melzor, so back to the arena I go.
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I am kicking rear end and taking names.  I walked into this room in the slave pen and a secret door opened!  I punched the guard who died, and now the secret door mine to command!  There was a chest, I snagged Magic arrows +3.  And some armor for the giant.  And a gem that is more than double the price of the one we were going to give to the sketchy guy, but I never did give it to him so we're rich bitches!  And then I couldn't get out of the room so I had to take the door off it's hinges. Fricken weird, there was probably some game mechanic about that but I just took it off and went back to the arena to fight.  I kill a bunch of dudes.  I go back to the slave pens and am at level 4. Melzor will talk to me. His escape plan is to ask to fight, then kill the guards that are there.  But I remember the doorway down by Dino and mention it to him. Melzor says it's just as bad.  Scar doesn't want to talk to me yet.   Searching haystacks and Dino's wardrobe gets me random poo poo. These are magic grapes that cure disease.    Yay or nay?  I can do this, kill his guys (maybe) and take whatever is in the haystack. Or I can use them as meatshields for a jailbreak. We've only had the one vote on waiting for Scar, so I'm cool with that. We could kill these guys now, THEN wait for scar to talk to us. Maybe it wouldn't break the game.
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Scars plan is revealed.  We set up a fight between our two crews, then we get the hell out of there together. We fight our way through whatever they can throw at us. So what do we do? Join Melzor and fight our way out north Join Melzor and fight our way out south, Kill Melzor Join Scar Give the sketchy guy a gem worth $600?
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Mar 20, 2015 19:57
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Should I fight (and maybe die) to Melzor and his gang before joining Scar? It's not like I'll come back this way to get his loot. (I dont think so anyway. I have no idea)
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Mar 20, 2015 20:04
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  Well that was easy. Only one of them even got to swing, and they missed. Kug broke a sword on Melzor's dumb face, so I had to replace it with another one.  When that finished I got called to the arena to fight. Yay.  This jagoff is still sitting here with his face against the wall. He doesn't say anything different, just thinks we're Veiled Alliance and refuses to help us fight.  And we must have triggered something by killing Melzor. Scar is here to fight us! Maybe it's the breakout plan put into motion even though I didn't say I wanted to do it yet?  Oh, it's either for real or we can maybe still team up. I'll be teaming up now hopefully!
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JAILBREAK!  That was exciting, now I'll fight my way... north? I forget what Scar said already. I assume north, since it's the only exit I know of... and it's going to smell because it's through the sewers. 
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Murdering time. These guys are going down like bitches.  I only see one half-giant (Legcrusher, the prison enforcer) and 4 more guards coming.   I might just stick around, kill everything and loot the poo poo out of this place before I move on. Look at all the barrels to break!
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 I found that neverending supply of arrows that Aishlinn mentioned.  They came from here.  So pretty much everyone is dead, I'm going to go loot everything I can find. I found a leather belt. And a cloak.  Scar only has one henchman left, but he hasn't even taken a hit yet.   I make myself at home in the armory. There are like 20 more rooms to explore so I'll go do that and get some more screenshots. And yes, I plan on going back down to the picture quoted in the post above and killing that dude and opening that green chest-looking thing. Edit: Murdered that dude. No one else alive in the entire slave pen, and I'm not allowed to kill our former slave-buddies.  He talked some poo poo.  And gave Kug a nice sword! Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Mar 20, 2015 |
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Alright, last little update until Monday. Do we want to leave? There's nothing else for me to do, so yes.   Kug strong.  Yes god damnit, stop asking poo poo.  Woooo! Experience!  And immediately we hit a shakedown by some rat-thugs. Kug don't take no poo poo from anyone.  I told him to let us pass or die, he caved and said "Oh, we'll make an exception." Wimp.  I'm going to meet Churr on Monday.    There is something funky going on up north. Zombies. Sounds like a job for super-asskicky-squad.  Next time on "What the hell do I do now?" we'll talk to Charl, the fierce Ratman Leader. I'll probably end up killing him sometime.
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I remember being in cities and fighting more templars so I must have got past this part but I dont remember ratmen at all. I was really bad at this game I guess.
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Pierzak posted:That would be Darksun 2: Wake of the Ravager. There is a second one? I am going to have to find those CDs then arent I? Will try to batch crop all the screenshots if I remember next time.
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Pierzak posted:Or I'll cave and LP it. I've got the CD right here. Get in line!
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Gabriel Pope posted:Wake of the Ravager was a tremendous letdown. All of my LPs are huge letdowns so this will be right up my alley. Someone mind clueing me in about what will break the poo poo out of the game when I start?
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That sounds like so much fun! Maybe I will just play Genies Curse next anyway. Whats the consensus other than cropping the screenshots? More combat pics? GIF everything? More world showing with pics? Write out important text under the pics? Write out conversations so you dont have to squint at the jpg artifacts?
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Nenonen posted:By the way, what are the sounds in the game like? PC games of that era used to have some fine MIDIs. The hard part of gifing is that I never know when something cool will happen. Sometimes i just turn it on to capture them, then crop poo poo out. I can do more movement/exploration/combat gifs where I will try to use some magic. Magic seems pretty useless but then again I have no idea what I am doing. No sense casting detonate for 1d8 when I can punch someone with dual wielding weapons for 1d10+6 with the same character. The sounds... I have no idea. I run this through a win95 virtual machine so I cant hear anything. I am willing to send all the sound files to the cloud if people want them.
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...and I went with a cleric/fighter as the only multiclass character. Nice...
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Look at the sewers: This is a quick glance around the sewers, showing such things as: Dude surrounded by ratmen guards way on the left, a bunch of fancy beds and cool stuff to loot, and a pretty high number of ratmen. I'll be starting to play now but I've got to go talk to Churrrr from the planet omicron persei 8 before I do anything else. Edit:  Churr greets us, we explain we are gladiators.  He says "sweet tits, we need some muscle around here."  "I'll pay you to go wipe out the entire high warren of the lowlife scum." Do we accept, decline, or hit the third option and hope we can accept/decline later? Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Mar 23, 2015 |
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I made my choice. Genocide for the sake of genocide is usually fun, but for the sake of the LP I chose not to kill everyone with Churrrrrrrr. I snoop in every drain I can find, and Churrrrrr has a drain that I am not supposed to touch. He is level 2 and a complete sissy so I search it anyway and he backs off. I find a ring worth $500 which I equip on the best looking female, Aishlinn. Her competition is a giant and a bug, so it's not really much of a contest to be best looking.   I do some exploring, heading southwest along a narrow corridor and find this rear end in a top hat who will not let me in. Fine, I'll go around. What a dick.  I find more of these Ratmen or whatever they are (Tari?). They are all hanging out together down here and point me in the direction of the High Priest Mikquetzl after I tell them to shut up and show me to their leader.   McDouble the priest is in the middle of a pack of his ratbuddies. He's human, apparently using the ratmen as sacrifices which is abhorrent to me. Well, it is for this LP. Usually I just murder everyone that moves in games like this. They worship skulls which is odd by itself, but I'm just in time to watch some slicing and dicing!  This is tempting, Kornec is kind of useless, I'd rather have another giant.  But I decide to not be a sacrifice. He offers me a position within his gang to help do bad things. I decline.  He takes it well.  We are quickly surrounded. The mouse is on High Priest McDouble.  I punched McDouble a few times, he fell over.  We hit the bullseye and the dominoes begin to fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.   Oh cool, 1d2 gloves that cause blindness. Not really sure why I would need them, but   We move north through the wide open temple and find what I thought was a corpse. If you squint real hard you can tell it's a tied up ratgirl.  There is a dastardly attack plan; McDouble's boys plan to attack the Skull Temple (whatever that is) so we need to giddyup and save it!  We are so god drat strong we overpower everything.  Whoops, I found the temple. I thought this was the RatGirl's father.  Found the father!  As if it was choreographed to begin when the father/daughter are reunited, the fanatics attack the temple I just accidentally found.  Kug and Slaying Man'tis get to work while Kornec does 6 damage and Aishlinn shoots arrows unless someone is backstabable.  The guys in black armor are the fanatics. They have breached the temple doors! We musn't let them get to the door in the bottom right of the pic.  Ran out of stupid movement points.  The fanatics have killed 3 or 4 defenders, so I throw Kug in the middle to draw their fire. The fanatics and defenders all do 1-3 damage. Kug does ~18 on a regular basis. He also swings 2-4 per attack.  *POW* Right in the kisser!  I just want to get out of the smelly sewers. Plus, Aishlinn is scared of rats and this whole ordeal is terrifying for her.  I remember that the RatFather owes me for saving his daughter. He gives me a helmet which is pretty badass (if I knew what the gently caress it did). It has 0AC but can cast a spell of reflection around the wearer which will reflect any gaze-type attack back at the caster. Do I have to manually cast this and waste a turn of punching people?  Oh yeah, thanks for the reminder. I need to talk to the skull elders which I assume are behind that locked door.  I kind of thought the elders would actually be elders, but they're just skulls. Skull Elders. They really went literal with that name.   They talk a lot. Like a LOT.  Hmmm, interesting. And Dagolar must be nearby in order to give them powers...  I get this a lot.   Condescending pricks. When I'm done with whatever quests there are, I might just murder everyone here on principal alone.  After being shot down for knowledge from the skulls that are all about knowledge... I finally get somewhere. Take the magic staff, go northeast and part the waters just like Moses and the Red Sea. Except this will be poo water, and I'm a giant bug.  They offer me parting knowledge of the world stirring. I did a TL;DR here and forgot to get screenshots. Oops.
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 I move to find Daglor in the poo waterfall but I am ambushed. I kill a bunch of slime.  I found a scroll somewhere along the way.  I loot some corpses.  More slime sneak attacks.    Kornec is useful now!  I wave the staff and the poo water parts.  Lets go Daglor'ing. Or Doglor'ing. Or whatever his name is.  gently caress yeah I do.  Oh god damnit a dragon.  Oh. Copyprotection.  I passed! And I leave you for a few minutes with a linked gif of Daglor/Doglor/Dorlor/Whatever's hideout. It's huge. I have no idea what to do here, but I'm going to start by murdering a bunch of poo poo. Smaller GIFv: http://i.imgur.com/O9Dxib2.gifv 10MB Gif: http://i.imgur.com/O9Dxib2.gif
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