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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:


Moderator emeritus Gendo has graciously resurrected the SAS wiki. For those of you not around during the SAS heyday, this was a fantastic repository of in-jokes and funny pictures.

The material on there is still drat funny but also extremely dated, as you can see:

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=File:Latroy.png

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Barry_Bonds

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Pitchface

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Honkbal

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Tecmo_Bo

There's lots more! Poke around the categories, see what's there, register an account (signups may not work now but should soon), and update things! Add new pages! Tell a funny joke, I know you can do it!

In closing please enjoy the Hilarious Injuries list: http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Hilarious_Injuries

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Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan


First order of business should be updating the Basketball injuries with Rose cutting himself with a knife while peeling apples in bed, Love breaking his hand/wrist while doing knuckle push-ups at his house, and I'm pretty sure Boozer did something weird, too.

e: I don't have an account and will have to try to make one later since new account registration is down for the moment

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:


Kibner posted:

First order of business should be updating the Basketball injuries with Rose cutting himself with a knife while peeling apples in bed, Love breaking his hand/wrist while doing knuckle push-ups at his house, and I'm pretty sure Boozer did something weird, too.

e: I don't have an account and will have to try to make one later since new account registration is down for the moment

Signups coming soon!!

https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/580446278938730498

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012



http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Cleveland_Cavaliers

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Lebron_James

I'm happy that we can edit these now. :unsmith:.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


Welcome back SAS Wiki :unsmith:

Finally I can see the MLB Boys and Girls Club comics again

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


YES YES YES

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.


I cannot wait to update the Carey Price article.

e: And the Michel Therrien article (if there is one)

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005



My pride and joy, you've come back

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



jeff karstens pitch face is a cross between gilbert gottfried and et

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006



Fun Shoe

I can't remember my login so someone please add this to the Mike Modano page:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0

Also I miss you Gendo

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK


http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Alex_Smith

I think someone needs to fix this one a little bit!

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Set a course for
the flavor quadrant.


http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=John_Cena

:laffo:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT



http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Chris_Benoit

I have no words

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006



Fun Shoe

quote:

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Koy suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder which led him to wearing only a single outfit when he traveled with his teams on road games.

"When Detmer shows up Saturday to catch the team bus, he won't have a travel bag. He will have his playbook and perhaps his cell phone. He will have a toothbrush shoved in his pocket. And that's it." When asked about his packing system, Koy commented; "I can't really say why I do it," Detmer said. "It just started out that I did it and it just didn't change. I don't have to worry about leaving stuff or wonder where everything is at. That's always a pain, walking off feeling like you left something."

Once it was asked if Detmer slept in his single road outfit, to which he responded, "Usually the team has a pair of shorts or something I can use"

On Cock Whipping

Whenever Detmer chucks a touchdown he performs the following ritual:

Detmer "simulated" reaching into his pants, digging out his cock, and then slapping some chick's rear end as he did her from behind.

Abugadu
Jul 11, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

quote:

HELLO MY NAMEIS SAMKON GADO, IAMA NFL PLAYER FROM NIGERIA. MY KNEE HAS FALLEN ON HARD TIMES AND HAS HAD TO GO INTO HIGING, HOWEVER, I CAN GET ANOTHER KNEE IF I CAN GET NIGERIAN DOLLAR TO USA TO BUY NEW KNEE. I HAVEMY NFL MONEY IN TWO BANK ACCOUNTS, AND ALL I NEED IS FOR YOU TO TAKE THE MONEY AND PUT IT INTO YOUR BANK ACCT AND I CAN PLAY AGAIN. AFTERWARDS, YOU MAY KEEP TEN PERCENT. IF YOU WOULD EMAIL ME BACK WITH YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AND BAMNK ACCOUNT # WE CAN START THIS TRANSACION IMMEDIATELY GOD BLESS - SAMKON GADO

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.





Forever enshrined for my correct opinion about Tecmo Bo


Edit: God, there's a ton of Ohio State Child Rapist jokes on here. How naive we all were back then.

Neodoomium fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Mar 25, 2015

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


We sorely need the complete yankees fan gif collection.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


Can we create accounts yet? The NHL is in sore need of updates

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:


Gendo is @torriangray on Twitter and he's been tweeting updates as they come.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



Sweet what's alive is dead is alive is dead is alive again. Still get a crack at this Formula 1 jewel.

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Jansen_Van_Vuuren

e:

For details of what happened...
http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Tom_Pryce

BMB5150 fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Mar 25, 2015

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


BMB5150 posted:

Sweet what's alive is dead is alive is dead is alive again. Still get a crack at this Formula 1 jewel.

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Jansen_Van_Vuuren


woahhhhhh

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND RANGERS HAT


Fun Shoe

i have been looking for that Barry Bonds poem i wrote for years. thank you so loving much

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Pat_LaFontaine


hahahahahaha, I'm learning so much

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.


I miss Gendo :(

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




So drat glad to see this back :allears:

Groucho Marxist
Dec 9, 2005

Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?


Someone please update the Lloyd article to mention his untimely demise on the Appalachian Trail

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


DJExile posted:

So drat glad to see this back :allears:



Activated championship mode for Patriots, Kings, Spurs, and Cardinals

edit:

uh...something bad happened when I tried to edit Jarred Allen. It's screaming about a mail system. help.

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Mar 25, 2015

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Top Hats Monthly posted:



Activated championship mode for Patriots, Kings, Spurs, and Cardinals

edit:

uh...something bad happened when I tried to edit Jarred Allen. It's screaming about a mail system. help.

Mediocrity is an upgrade!





the sadness is a constant :smith:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars




Top Hats Monthly posted:

Activated championship mode for Cardinals

As amusing as it would be to let the self-doubt linger in the north-staters for a year, I'm pretty sure this one should be the Giants. They even beat the Cardinals for the NL Pennant.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:


:siren: Registration is open! Just one more email problem to solve :siren:

https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/580634158143270912

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005



Thank god the Decade of Spectacular Failure post is still enshrined as well as the impossibly perfect spheres post

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT


Sir Unimaginative posted:

As amusing as it would be to let the self-doubt linger in the north-staters for a year, I'm pretty sure this one should be the Giants. They even beat the Cardinals for the NL Pennant.

oops. so used to them winning my brain shut off. Someone fix it please.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



The Wiki is how I found out SAS existed. I'm glad it's back. :unsmith:

e- I'd forgotten all the bleak, negative stuff I'd added about the Jackets the last time I really did anything with the Wiki. Memories. :allears:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Mar 25, 2015

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Created a few stubs and updated the Raiders page a bit. Looks like image uploads currently do not work though.

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Oakland_Raiders

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005



Yeah I noticed image uploads are broken :(

Also I fixed your Aaron Hernandez page and redirected the bad capitalization to he proper one :colbert:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick



Nap Ghost

Yessssssssssss


:getin:

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:


http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=San_Diego_Chargers

God bless Norv

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


Reading the pages for different teams takes me back in time 5 years and it makes me nostalgic.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



Touched up some individual NASCAR driver pages. The team charts could use some updating but I typically break the charts when I try it, so somebody else can give it a shot.

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.


There needs to be a page of this dedicated to Sami Salo's injury history

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