Return of the Son of the SAS Wiki

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Return of the Son of the SAS Wiki

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Moderator emeritus Gendo has graciously resurrected the SAS wiki. For those of you not around during the SAS heyday, this was a fantastic repository of in-jokes and funny pictures.

The material on there is still drat funny but also extremely dated, as you can see:

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=File:Latroy.png

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Barry_Bonds

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Pitchface

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Honkbal

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Tecmo_Bo

There's lots more! Poke around the categories, see what's there, register an account (signups may not work now but should soon), and update things! Add new pages! Tell a funny joke, I know you can do it!

In closing please enjoy the Hilarious Injuries list: http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Hilarious_Injuries

# ? Mar 24, 2015 18:37

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jan 15, 2026 14:45

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

First order of business should be updating the Basketball injuries with Rose cutting himself with a knife while peeling apples in bed, Love breaking his hand/wrist while doing knuckle push-ups at his house, and I'm pretty sure Boozer did something weird, too.

e: I don't have an account and will have to try to make one later since new account registration is down for the moment

# ? Mar 24, 2015 18:48

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Kibner posted:

First order of business should be updating the Basketball injuries with Rose cutting himself with a knife while peeling apples in bed, Love breaking his hand/wrist while doing knuckle push-ups at his house, and I'm pretty sure Boozer did something weird, too.

e: I don't have an account and will have to try to make one later since new account registration is down for the moment

Signups coming soon!!

https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/580446278938730498

# ? Mar 24, 2015 19:10

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Cleveland_Cavaliers

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Lebron_James

I'm happy that we can edit these now. :unsmith:

# ? Mar 24, 2015 20:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; Hallelujah and

Welcome back SAS Wiki :unsmith:

Finally I can see the MLB Boys and Girls Club comics again

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:01

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

YES YES YES

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:11

Pancakes by Mail: Oct 21, 2010; Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

I cannot wait to update the Carey Price article.

e: And the Michel Therrien article (if there is one)

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:12

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

zakharov posted:

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Pitchface

My pride and joy, you've come back

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:19

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

jeff karstens pitch face is a cross between gilbert gottfried and et

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:23

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

I can't remember my login so someone please add this to the Mike Modano page:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxLlZkknv0

Also I miss you Gendo

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:50

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Alex_Smith

I think someone needs to fix this one a little bit!

# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:11

Silly Burrito: Nov 26, 2007; OFFICIAL 2025 CHAMPION

🏆 Goon 20 Team

🏆 Democratic Goons of Fantasy Football

I've waited
sixteen long years
for this:

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=John_Cena

:laffo:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 01:00

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Silly Burrito posted:

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=John_Cena

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Chris_Benoit

I have no words

# ? Mar 25, 2015 01:22

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

quote:

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Koy suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder which led him to wearing only a single outfit when he traveled with his teams on road games.

"When Detmer shows up Saturday to catch the team bus, he won't have a travel bag. He will have his playbook and perhaps his cell phone. He will have a toothbrush shoved in his pocket. And that's it." When asked about his packing system, Koy commented; "I can't really say why I do it," Detmer said. "It just started out that I did it and it just didn't change. I don't have to worry about leaving stuff or wonder where everything is at. That's always a pain, walking off feeling like you left something."

Once it was asked if Detmer slept in his single road outfit, to which he responded, "Usually the team has a pair of shorts or something I can use"

On Cock Whipping

Whenever Detmer chucks a touchdown he performs the following ritual:

Detmer "simulated" reaching into his pants, digging out his cock, and then slapping some chick's rear end as he did her from behind.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 01:27

Abugadu: Jul 11, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

quote:

HELLO MY NAMEIS SAMKON GADO, IAMA NFL PLAYER FROM NIGERIA. MY KNEE HAS FALLEN ON HARD TIMES AND HAS HAD TO GO INTO HIGING, HOWEVER, I CAN GET ANOTHER KNEE IF I CAN GET NIGERIAN DOLLAR TO USA TO BUY NEW KNEE. I HAVEMY NFL MONEY IN TWO BANK ACCOUNTS, AND ALL I NEED IS FOR YOU TO TAKE THE MONEY AND PUT IT INTO YOUR BANK ACCT AND I CAN PLAY AGAIN. AFTERWARDS, YOU MAY KEEP TEN PERCENT. IF YOU WOULD EMAIL ME BACK WITH YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AND BAMNK ACCOUNT # WE CAN START THIS TRANSACION IMMEDIATELY GOD BLESS - SAMKON GADO

# ? Mar 25, 2015 01:44

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Forever enshrined for my correct opinion about Tecmo Bo

Edit: God, there's a ton of Ohio State Child Rapist jokes on here. How naive we all were back then.

Neodoomium fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Mar 25, 2015

# ? Mar 25, 2015 01:59

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

We sorely need the complete yankees fan gif collection.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 02:37

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Can we create accounts yet? The NHL is in sore need of updates

# ? Mar 25, 2015 02:39

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Gendo is @torriangray on Twitter and he's been tweeting updates as they come.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 02:40

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Sweet what's alive is dead is alive is dead is alive again. Still get a crack at this Formula 1 jewel.

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Jansen_Van_Vuuren

e:

For details of what happened...
http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Tom_Pryce

BMB5150 fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Mar 25, 2015

# ? Mar 25, 2015 02:56

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

BMB5150 posted:

Sweet what's alive is dead is alive is dead is alive again. Still get a crack at this Formula 1 jewel.

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Jansen_Van_Vuuren

woahhhhhh

# ? Mar 25, 2015 03:12

DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; (Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and
save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the
nothing I've become; Fun Shoe

i have been looking for that Barry Bonds poem i wrote for years. thank you so loving much

# ? Mar 25, 2015 03:34

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Pat_LaFontaine

hahahahahaha, I'm learning so much

# ? Mar 25, 2015 04:35

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

I miss Gendo

# ? Mar 25, 2015 05:27

DJExile: Jun 27, 2007

So drat glad to see this back :allears:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 10:14

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Someone please update the Lloyd article to mention his untimely demise on the Appalachian Trail

# ? Mar 25, 2015 12:42

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

DJExile posted:

So drat glad to see this back

Activated championship mode for Patriots, Kings, Spurs, and Cardinals

edit:

uh...something bad happened when I tried to edit Jarred Allen. It's screaming about a mail system. help.

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Mar 25, 2015

# ? Mar 25, 2015 13:10

DJExile: Jun 27, 2007

Sir Unimaginative posted:

As amusing as it would be to let the self-doubt linger in the north-staters for a year, I'm pretty sure this one should be the Giants. They even beat the Cardinals for the NL Pennant.

oops. so used to them winning my brain shut off. Someone fix it please.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 16:07

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

The Wiki is how I found out SAS existed. I'm glad it's back. :unsmith:

e- I'd forgotten all the bleak, negative stuff I'd added about the Jackets the last time I really did anything with the Wiki. Memories. :allears:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Mar 25, 2015

# ? Mar 25, 2015 17:36

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Created a few stubs and updated the Raiders page a bit. Looks like image uploads currently do not work though.

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Oakland_Raiders

# ? Mar 25, 2015 18:41

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Yeah I noticed image uploads are broken

Also I fixed your Aaron Hernandez page and redirected the bad capitalization to he proper one :colbert:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 18:46

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 10, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Yessssssssssss

:getin:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:21

keevo: Jun 16, 2011; WAKE UP

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=San_Diego_Chargers

God bless Norv

# ? Mar 26, 2015 02:14

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Reading the pages for different teams takes me back in time 5 years and it makes me nostalgic.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 02:26

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Touched up some individual NASCAR driver pages. The team charts could use some updating but I typically break the charts when I try it, so somebody else can give it a shot.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 02:31