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Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

Koy suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder which led him to wearing only a single outfit when he traveled with his teams on road games.

"When Detmer shows up Saturday to catch the team bus, he won't have a travel bag. He will have his playbook and perhaps his cell phone. He will have a toothbrush shoved in his pocket. And that's it." When asked about his packing system, Koy commented; "I can't really say why I do it," Detmer said. "It just started out that I did it and it just didn't change. I don't have to worry about leaving stuff or wonder where everything is at. That's always a pain, walking off feeling like you left something."

Once it was asked if Detmer slept in his single road outfit, to which he responded, "Usually the team has a pair of shorts or something I can use"

On Cock Whipping

Whenever Detmer chucks a touchdown he performs the following ritual:

Detmer "simulated" reaching into his pants, digging out his cock, and then slapping some chick's rear end as he did her from behind.