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thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
Happy Masters week, guys! I've already cleared the schedule for tomorrow and Friday at work so I can do nothing but watch golf and luckily my boss fully approves.

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


god the little kid caddie outfits are the best :allears:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


BABBY :buddy:

STOMP THAT GRASS, BABBY

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


And tiger misses an ace by about 6" :stare:

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

DJExile posted:

And tiger misses an ace by about 6" :stare:

I can't believe the slope on that green in that he hit the back of the green and it spun back all the way across the drat green!

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
God the live feed on Masters.com is choppy, what the hell am I paying for this 100mbps internets for!

Edit: the Beauty of the par 3 course for a lot of these guys is they know how to play each hole for the best results at an ace which seems like a weird thing to say, but you can see it in tigers near miss there, if I were out there and had never played there before I would have thought him insane.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


mattfl posted:

I can't believe the slope on that green in that he hit the back of the green and it spun back all the way across the drat green!

Augusta's greens are incredibly fast. It's amazing how hard it is to stop a ball on them.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

mdemone posted:

I don't think you understand how television works. Whether he deserves the eyeballs or not, Tiger coming off the yips to play at Augusta is a huge ratings draw. They'll double their numbers from a Tiger-less Masters, and ESPN is just leeching on that popularity. I can't blame them for pumping gas onto the fire.

Well, yes, most advertisers and TV people don't understand confirmation bias, I agree.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


JACK!!!!!!!!!! :woop:

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Jack with the ACE!

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
and Jack with an ace

edit: stop live blogging this poo poo guys!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hahaha the other guys saluting him

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

I just saw Jack Nicklaus on live TV hit a hole in one, that's pretty awesome.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Tiger off by another few inches again!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


TIGER :stare:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jack jarring one is loving awesome.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Miguel Jiminez: Perfect Hair Forever

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


It has to be so loving cool to caddie one of these things.

Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves

DJExile posted:

BABBY :buddy:

STOMP THAT GRASS, BABBY

Hahaha, that was adorable :D

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I usually don't like that style, but I'm digging Tiger's shirt

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


these kids own


E: oh my god the little plastic clubs :3:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Dat rear end, Vonn.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


hahaha stepping on tiger's line

E: and tiger misses it hahahaha

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Arnie forever :)

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
In case you missed Jack's ace

http://deadspin.com/jack-nicklaus-sinks-hole-in-one-in-par-3-contest-1696594292

and also linked in the comment section, one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIPKyuvtfc4

Nichol
May 18, 2004

Sly Dog
http://www.masters.com/en_US/scores/par3contest/
Is "NS" No-Score for cheatin/kickin/lettin the 5 year old putt?

edit: ...so you're not the cursed par3 winner?

zinc68
Apr 26, 2010

DoctaFun posted:

I hope Tiger gets within one major of Jack and then fades into obscurity as he ages. Then, in 2029, he surfaces at the British Open a la Tom Watson and has a putt to win on the 18th hole. He misses to fall into a playoff. Then he loses the playoff to a bald man who never does anything else with his career.

If Tiger gets to within one major of Jack, that means he'd be the all time PGA wins leader, which IMO is a much, much harder thing to do than to win 18 majors when you already have 17.

sarehu
Apr 20, 2007

(call/cc call/cc)
Yeah, but who cares, it's not that hard to do when you're Tiger Woods.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


It's time:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

haha jack called his shot on draining an ace too what the gently caress

https://vine.co/v/eB6lpmz6El1

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
drat video feed on the site is choppy again today :(

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Just saw Rory hitting some drivers on the range. He's gonna wreck this poo poo. :black101:

He's teeing off in 5 minutes but we won't get coverage of him on Masters.com until noon. Horseshit. :colbert:

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Apr 9, 2015

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF

Josh Lyman posted:

Just saw Rory hitting some drivers on the range. He's gonna wreck this poo poo. :black101:

He's teeing off in 5 minutes but we won't get coverage of him on Masters.com until noon. Horseshit. :colbert:

With as much coverage as they provide I still don't think it's enough for the Masters. There should be live feeds from the first tee off, then they can jump around or something.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


No video feed? No problem. The future is now with the shot tracker on Masters.com :cool:

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
Willet's eagle putt... whaaat

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
Current Featured Group 1 - Bubba, Rose
Current Featured Group 2 - A. Scott, & D. Johnson

Also, Reed just hit Amen Corner, so I know what I'm watching :)

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
I'm alternating between Amen Corner cam and 15/16 and having egg salad sandwich and beer for lunch. :cheers:

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
Oh see I'm watching Group 1 for two reasons: 1) Rose is playing some really good golf; and 2) The schadenfreude involved with watching the amateur champion at +11 so far is too delicious for my 16 handicap brain to not watch.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Speaking of amateur champions, what happened to that like 16 year old kid that tore it up as the low amateur a few years ago?

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Where are you all watching? The CBS website won't go full screen for me.

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