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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Fight Night Poland: Cro Cop's gonna lose again, God Damn iT
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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
welp

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Holy poo poo.

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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
like a laser guided... fist

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
He's gotta get a bonus for saving the event from starting late for the main card

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
And that's a UFC career for Seth. I didn't realize he was 1-5 in his last 6. Getting KO'd in 7 seconds ain't good.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
 Bazcinsky got dumped faster than pilots in the Victory Day Parade of 1946




(I'm not very good at these)

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





 I stood up to pick up some socks and missed the entire fight

Eight seconds :stare:

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last call for GP picks

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3702701&pagenumber=2#post443770902

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
And so Jon Jones discovers how a black man can stop a Pole and not the other way around.

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colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Lid posted:

And so Jon Jones discovers how a black man can stop a Pole and not the other way around.

:thurman:

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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Is Dan Hardy getting a bit fat, or is his jacket just terribly fitted?

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Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Lid posted:

And so Jon Jones discovers how a black man can stop a Pole and not the other way around.

:drat:

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I'm glad that all those dudes on that lovely TUF like Baczinski and Court and Brad Tavares McGee are losing their way out of the UFC, all those guys are boring and bad fighters.

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handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

 Polish history has seen many gassed or taken out swiftly and tonight's card is no different

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Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

acai moonsault posted:

Polish history has seen many gassed or taken out swiftly and tonight's card is no different

holy

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
 Dear Jesus God

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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

acai moonsault posted:

Polish history has seen many gassed or taken out swiftly and tonight's card is no different

:thurman:

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

1st AD posted:

I'm glad that all those dudes on that lovely TUF like Baczinski and Court and Brad Tavares McGee are losing their way out of the UFC, all those guys are boring and bad fighters.

That ain't fair to lump Seth in with the other two. Not fair at all. He finished almost every single UFC fight, a big upset was the Brown fight, until he ran into Mike Pierce. He also showed a lot of heart in the Thiago Alves fight.

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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

acai moonsault posted:

Polish history has seen many gassed or taken out swiftly and tonight's card is no different

:stonklol:

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

acai moonsault posted:

Polish history has seen many gassed or taken out swiftly and tonight's card is no different

At least back then there was some resistance

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

acai moonsault posted:

Polish history has seen many gassed or taken out swiftly and tonight's card is no different

the main event be a bigger war crime than anything Croatia did during World War 2

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


 High level amateur boxer with good armbars? I'm suddenly a bit concerned for Jojo's chances....

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I don't really see the appeal of JoJo the fighter, so go Ukraine

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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
 Is there a link to polish commentary?

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Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

DoombatINC posted:

At least back then there was some resistance

:stare:

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The tiny Ukrainian Ronda Rousey needs to start armbarring the straweight division.

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
"Doctor Knee Evil"

Jesus lord man

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Hell-bows. I hope Calderwood loses now.

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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
 Champ run in

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Did JoJo just come straight from a bender?

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Nobody in this division should be a -900 favorite lol

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K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
LMAO

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


 :<

Eastern European/Eurasian strawweight thug-offs.
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
HOLY poo poo!

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
 JoJo noooooooo

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

 :rip: lovely Tattoo Scotswoman

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colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

 Haha Joanna Champion just like :stare:

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
ARMBAR QUEENS!

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Well done Moroz. She lit Jo Jo up on the feet too.

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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
 my Polish wife

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