- Enhydra lutris
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Please do not swear at me. I have not broken a rule in such a way that warrants profanity; I have not been rude. I am not a rude person; I am very polite; I do not swear; I do not raise my voice; I do not physically impose on or assault other participants in a conversation; I am courteous and I observe good etiquette; I have not been rude.
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- Enhydra lutris
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by FactsAreUseless
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The fact that Moccona Rich Coffee is Priced between Nine (9) Dollars and Fifteen (15) Dollars depending on whether it is on Special is not pertinent to the topic at hand.
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May 6, 2015 13:16
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Hi Enhydra Lutris, try posting in BYOB sometime. We would love to have you over there.
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May 6, 2015 13:19
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Enjoy Every Sandvich
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You come across as pretty condescending if you think you need to clairify things like "manager" or "last year". Last year was 2014 just in case no one got that. (Two thousand and fourteen)
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May 6, 2015 13:20
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- Enhydra lutris
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by FactsAreUseless
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I regret creating this thread; I feel that it has only increased general hostility toward me; I am feeling very threatened and intimidated; I am beginning to think that Detective Monkey intended for this to happen and that is why she recommended that I create a thread of my own; this is a malicious act.
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May 6, 2015 13:20
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- Enhydra lutris
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You come across as pretty condescending if you think you need to clairify things like "manager" or "last year". Last year was 2014 just in case no one got that. (Two thousand and fourteen)
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May 6, 2015 13:23
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Enjoy Every Sandvich
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Or they will look at when the post was made and extrapolate? Also, this is SomethingAwful, not a scientific journal.
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May 6, 2015 13:28
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Threads made on this forum are archived; this thread will remain accessible until an indefinite point in the future; a hypothetical person accessing the thread later than December 31st 2015 may be misled by the phrase "last year"; they may assume that I intend this phrase to be interpreted as the year before the one in which they read the post rather than the year in which the post was created (2015); I must take this into consideration so that historians may analyse my communications in the future with greater ease.
I get that you're some weird high effort for zero humour troll but to carry on the theme of Humourless Pedantic Shitposts I would like to direct you to the timestamp on the lower right of each and every post, which are preserved in any and all archive formats of this forum.
Also, gently caress off you boring piece of poo poo.
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May 6, 2015 13:29
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- Enhydra lutris
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I must account for human error; historians are frequently over worked; it is casual communications such as these that are most frequently a valuable source for insights into the culture of an extinct society; I feel that every post that I make is a potential artefact; it is extremely unlikely that the servers will survive in the case of a cataclysm that depletes the population of my society as they are electronic and thus very sensitive to weather and harsh environmental conditions (rain; wind; direct sunlight; dust; radiation; flooding; etcetera); but it is possible; the majority of ancient texts that are not stelae were preserved through remarkable accidents and chance.
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May 6, 2015 13:33
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Enjoy Every Sandvich
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You just jumped the shark, friend. Congrats.
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May 6, 2015 13:36
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- Enhydra lutris
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No no no; this is all wrong; this is not what I wanted.
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May 6, 2015 13:37
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- Enhydra lutris
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Making this thread was a grave error of judgment on my part; I intended to have a polite conversation with the posters on this forum; instead my situation has deteriorated; I do not understand why Detective Monkey would mislead me by giving me deliberate bad advice; I will not post in this thread anymore; I will not say anything; I do not understand why this is happening.
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May 6, 2015 13:40
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your posting is really weird but people should not be mean to you. more importantly you should not care.
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May 6, 2015 13:43
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Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.
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For people who skipped the whole thread at least read this:
I feel that every post that I make is a potential artefact; it is extremely unlikely that the servers will survive in the case of a cataclysm that depletes the population of my society as they are electronic and thus very sensitive to weather and harsh environmental conditions (rain; wind; direct sunlight; dust; radiation; flooding; etcetera); but it is possible; the majority of ancient texts that are not stelae were preserved through remarkable accidents and chance.
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May 6, 2015 13:44
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If you are for some reason real, this happened because you made a thead asking why people didn't like you/your posting. We answered, and you kept on like you were super cool poster of the year (current year is 2015 future readers) and while listening to a few posters advice, disregarded the rest and here we are. Pissing in the well. I drank a lot of coffee this morning and this seems like a good place to pee.
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May 6, 2015 13:46
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- defectivemonkey
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Please be nice to our new poster, Enhydra Lutis.
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May 6, 2015 13:56
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E/N proved extremely unhelpful to our new poster. I hope that BYOB can answer his questions.
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May 6, 2015 14:06
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- bog pixie
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Hello, and welcome.
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May 6, 2015 14:07
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Enjoy Every Sandvich
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Please be nice to our new poster, Enhydra Lutis.
Sorry detectivemonkey [moderator of e/n]
Realtalk Enhydra Lutis [original poster of this thread]: what did you want from this thread? Sorry if some people are a bit mean, I myself have felt the sting of the internets harsh words, but if you do not want to hear answers, why ask questions? We are not here to coddle you and this is a comedy forum. (Dabateably)
Edit: Hi byob!
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May 6, 2015 14:10
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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whole lotta garbage dicks 
welcome OP !
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May 6, 2015 14:31
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One day nearer spring
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there are avs here in a big thread and people might help you
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3636960&perpage=40&pagenumber=180#pti10
this one is quite nice:
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May 6, 2015 14:34
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Hello
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May 6, 2015 14:43
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- bog pixie
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Can someone please edit out all the mean spirited posts
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May 6, 2015 14:57
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- ham_sanitizer
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professional swine bather
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i read his posts in the voice of esteban winsmore
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May 6, 2015 14:58
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- tao of lmao
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i didn't read a loving word of this thread
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May 6, 2015 15:09
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- Sloppy Milkshake
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I MAKE YOU HUMBLE
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Can someone please edit out all the mean spirited posts
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May 6, 2015 15:25
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Can someone please edit out all the mean spirited posts
i'd have to read them first
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May 6, 2015 15:27
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Enhydra Lutris is really good and i want to be their friend. im worried though
No they do Not wish to Help; they make Posts such as this: "I get that you're some weird high effort for zero humour troll but to carry on the theme of Humourless Pedantic Shitposts I would like to direct you to the timestamp on the lower right of each and every post, which are preserved in any and all archive formats of this forum.
Also, gently caress off you boring piece of poo poo." And This: You can't reply quicker than me with your dumb bullshit words, hope you find my advice helpful I'm kickflippin' outta this thread now." They do Not Care; they only wish to cause Harm with their cruel and un fair Words and Phrases; they Curse at me; I have not done anything Wrong. They are not Helping me; they do Not Intend to help me. They are just
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May 6, 2015 15:30
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Can someone please edit out all the mean spirited posts
I think that e/n's cruelty should stay so they can look back and see how they stranded someone in their time of need.
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May 6, 2015 15:47
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i hope their bitter hearts will be warmed someday
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May 6, 2015 15:52
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hmmm
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May 6, 2015 16:03
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welcome to the yob everyone 
i havent actually read all this but i'm going to try
i just wanted to say that your avs mostly suck balls but don't worry we can help while you're here. we'll get you all prettied up to go back to your home forums. stop by here for advice from our av specialists
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3636960
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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May 6, 2015 16:12
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edited the op
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May 6, 2015 16:12
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sorry luvcow i see you were already on the av problem. good work friend
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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May 6, 2015 16:13
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oh god so many words 
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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May 6, 2015 16:18
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- i am he
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hi I love you and your posts
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May 6, 2015 16:20
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- Sloppy Milkshake
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I MAKE YOU HUMBLE
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What's a e/n hydra
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May 6, 2015 16:23
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- landy.
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hi enhydra, you should stick artound
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May 6, 2015 16:23
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May 6, 2015 13:12
meltdown in the e/n chat thread happening 
