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ham_sanitizer posted:if you took out your colon and uncoiled it, you'd be dead that applies to a lot of organs though |
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ham_sanitizer posted:if you took out your colon and uncoiled it, you'd be dead actually there's no immediate reason you'd die on the spot. just you couldn't eat or digest or excrete food obviously. (it's unfortunate why this is known...) |
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joke_explainer posted:Okay, lol. I love life |
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bye for now, enhydra
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Don't help other people at the self scan, that is what trained professionals are for and you may teach them bad habits.
Seagull posted:I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb. G-Spot Run posted:did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words? |
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i can't wait for our good friend enhydra lutris to come back and post |
# ? May 13, 2015 06:29 |
I hope that all of the other Posters on this Forum are well and contented; I was Distressed due to my Probation but now I have recovered; yesterday I visited the Super Market and took a Photograph of a flower that was on Display; here is the Photograph; I do not know this Variety of flower; but it is attractive. I am taking Photographs of Yellow objects; I am creating a Yellow Composition; I intend to create a Thread devoted to the Colour Yellow; it is my favourite Colour; I hope that this is not against the Rules. This flower is insufficiently Yellow to feature in my Composition; only the centre is Yellow; the Majority of the flower is white; so I will share it with you here; I hope that you enjoy it. ---------------- |
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Thank You for the explanation of the Fate Of The Semen following Sexual Intercourse via the Anus; if the Semen is not Absorbed into the digestive membranes then I will assume that it is spilled onto the bed clothes; this does not seem hygienic; in fact it seems that it would represent a Health Hazard.
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go get yourself an av |
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stop pushing him to get an av.
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the peer pressure here is just awful
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this thread is really good idk why i never clicked it til now |
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why an earth didn't fabgoons love Enhydra?
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Pomp posted:I'll say it right now
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Enhydra Lutris posted:Thank You for the explanation of the Fate Of The Semen following Sexual Intercourse via the Anus; if the Semen is not Absorbed into the digestive membranes then I will assume that it is spilled onto the bed clothes; this does not seem hygienic; in fact it seems that it would represent a Health Hazard. you can also like go to the toilet or w/e and get it out there. p.s. do you have any big supermarkets near your house, especially 24 hour ones? they have stocker positions that work late at night so your whole shift would pretty much just be placing product with minimal customer interaction. that seems like something you'd like + they probably don't care you're weird or w/e. |
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pig slut lisa posted:this thread is really good idk why i never clicked it til now whoops jk pig slut lisa posted:i did not red all the words, or even any of them. except for what julio said about secdrone that was funny.. |
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Does the song Yellow by popular artist Coldplay fit into this discussion, or is it the wrong shade? {of colour} |
# ? May 14, 2015 03:29 |
Please define the Term "Chunt Load."
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Enhydra Lutris posted:Please define the Term "Chunt Load." |
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I briefly associated the bolding with William Shatner's stilted acting and now I can't stop reading their posts in his voice
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enhydra lutris what is your gender identity
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Enhydra Lutris posted:Please define the Term "Chunt Load." i forgot, sorry
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I am a Male.
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Hi Enhydra Lutris I saw (in another thread maybe?) that you keep kosher. So do I. Is it easy to find a wide selection of kosher meats in your town, or do you have to order it special and/or purchase it when you go to a larger city? |
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It is difficult for my Brother and I to observe Kashrut; there is no Kosher Butcher or Importer in our Home Town; we order Meat Products from the Internet to be delivered to our Farm via a Truck at great expense; Orders arrive approx. once every Six (6) Weeks; Meat does not stay fresh for this Period of Time; it rots quickly; we utilise the Freezer in order to preserve it. We do not consume many Meat Products; we do not seek out Kosher Dairy Products; it is too difficult; we do not insist on Kosher Eggs; but we only purchase food made from Free Range Eggs; these Eggs are produced under humane conditions requiring that the Chickens be housed in comfortable enclosures and allowed to forage for Seeds and Insects; we also have four (4) Chickens of our own that provide Eggs.
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My wife and I in in a somewhat similar situation. We can get some kosher meat here in town, but a lot of it is not great quality. So whenever I travel to Chicago I bring a big freezer bag and pick up steaks, brisket, etc. I think pretty much every dairy product we get is hechshered but that may be a function of living in America, which I gather you do not. It's not like we specifically seek it out either. I would love to see a picture of your chicken(s). |
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I cannot take a Photograph of Biological Specimens; the Flash will frighten them; it will damage their laying capacity; and cause them to become Stressed; resulting in Challenging Behaviours.
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Enhydra Lutris posted:I cannot take a Photograph of Biological Specimens; the Flash will frighten them; it will damage their laying capacity; and cause them to become Stressed; resulting in Challenging Behaviours. Can you take a picture of them tomorrow while the sun is up and not use the flash? ---------------- |
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couldn't you not use the flash for the chickens since they're (I assume) in a lighter place than the bugs?
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# ? May 14, 2015 12:32 |
Inadequate Colour representation.
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The vivid Colours of a Chicken are a crucial component of a Chicken; Three (3) of the Chickens are Chestnut; it is not Brown; it is not Orange; it is a rich warm Gold Medley; the fourth Chicken is Black; the Chicken is adorned with Iridescence; Green and Purple are evident; without the Flash these Colours are not represented; the Chicken Essence is absent due to the lack of a crucial component; namely; the Colour Shades.
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Enhydra Lutris posted:The vivid Colours of a Chicken are a crucial component of a Chicken; Three (3) of the Chickens are Chestnut; it is not Brown; it is not Orange; it is a rich warm Gold Medley; the fourth Chicken is Black; the Chicken is adorned with Iridescence; Green and Purple are evident; without the Flash these Colours are not represented; the Chicken Essence is absent due to the lack of a crucial component; namely; the Colour Shades. Sunlight can capture that better than a flash could. ---------------- |
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The most Enjoyable aspect of the Chickens (besides their Eggs; I prefer the Eggs to be poached; I like to excavate the Yolk; I pretend that I am unearthing a Treasure) is holding them; they are warm; they make soft chirping Sounds; they have small Reptilian feet.
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Enhydra Lutris posted:The vivid Colours of a Chicken are a crucial component of a Chicken; Three (3) of the Chickens are Chestnut; it is not Brown; it is not Orange; it is a rich warm Gold Medley; the fourth Chicken is Black; the Chicken is adorned with Iridescence; Green and Purple are evident; without the Flash these Colours are not represented; the Chicken Essence is absent due to the lack of a crucial component; namely; the Colour Shades. alright
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natural sunlight is the best light for photos, especially chickens as all other forms of light are bastardizations of true light that greatly alter color and the color spectrum. Furthermore chickens have been bred to endure, even enjoy the flash of a camera. checkmate bitch
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Enhydra Lutris posted:The most Enjoyable aspect of the Chickens (besides their Eggs; I prefer the Eggs to be poached; I like to excavate the Yolk; I pretend that I am unearthing a Treasure) is holding them; they are warm; they make soft chirping Sounds; they have small Reptilian feet. I also like chickens. my favorite chicken is the Buff Cochin, particularly bantam varieties. their color is not as interesting as some chickens, but their rounded shape and feathered feet are very appealing to me. the prettiest chicken I ever owned was a Rhode Island Red rooster. he bad gorgeous iridescent feathers. do you name your chickens? |
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how did you first find somethingawful enhydra? and what prompted you to make an account? i don't think this has been asked and i am curious
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