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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
The "witty" high-speed dialogue and overstuffed CGI made me confuse it for a Michael Bay film.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I think I fell asleep but I honestly can't remember.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Airborne Viking posted:

The "witty" high-speed dialogue and overstuffed CGI made me confuse it for a Michael Bay film.

Yet another bad superhero movie??!??!?!??!!??!??!?!??!?!

NOFUCKING WAY

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!
i bet its totally fake

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast

gnarlyhotep posted:

Yet another bad superhero movie??!??!?!??!!??!??!?!??!?!

NOFUCKING WAY

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Oh look it's another infinity stone. I wonder if it'll tie in other Marvel films for a BIG MOVIE TIE-IN

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
i enjoyed it

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

Yet another bad superhero movie??!??!?!??!!??!??!?!??!?!

NOFUCKING WAY

To be fair the one before this was guardians and that was fantastic.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
the dialogue in this comic movie is as silly as the premise itself i cant take this movie seriously :qqsay:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Airborne Viking posted:

The "witty" high-speed dialogue and overstuffed CGI made me confuse it for a Michael Bay film.

i liked to watch the action figurs do action figure poo poo

sry ur butthurt about it op

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
is it gay if i want the hulk to tear my rear end apart with his giant green schlong?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
2 things I am so loving sick of: zombies and superheros

both of those are played the gently caress out like 10 years ago

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
also end of the world movies

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
san andreas LOL no

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

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I watch comic book movies for the insightful themes and dialogue driven characterization.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
what about a ... ZOMBIE SUPERHERO ahahah?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Harald posted:

what about a ... ZOMBIE SUPERHERO ahahah?

CW actually has a crime fighting zombie show.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
I earnestly believe that comic book movies could be the greatest films of our time, there is just so many great material there.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
I watch em just for the stan lee cameos

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Serious Frolicking posted:

is it gay if i want the hulk to tear my rear end apart with his giant green schlong?
"I hope you're not playing HIDE THE ZUCCHINI!!!!!" is an actual line from the movie

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Airborne Viking posted:

"I hope you're not playing HIDE THE ZUCCHINI!!!!!" is actually a line from the movie

i wouldnt know, i havent seen it. ill probably wait til it comes to redbox.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
gas thread gas thread gas thread gas thread

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Gaunab posted:

gas thread gas thread gas thread gas thread
I saw your comic book thread and Í'm sorry it got gassed no really

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Airborne Viking posted:

The "witty" high-speed dialogue and overstuffed CGI made me confuse it for a Michael Bay film.

Counter-point: The camera could hold a shot for over 2 seconds and generally resist the urge to shake the camera like you were attempting to choke it to death.

Also there was no US Military Chinese Military porn. (Bay knows where the money is).

ED: Oh yeah there were no horribly racist side-kicks.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
danger is lurking around every turn, op. trust your feelings, got to live and learn

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

gnarlyhotep posted:

2 things I am so loving sick of: zombies and superheros

both of those are played the gently caress out like 10 years ago

don't worry, the last scheduled superhero movie is in 2019! We can make it through a dozen or so remaining superhero movies

Concerned Citizen fucked around with this message at 07:31 on May 10, 2015

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

2 things I am so loving sick of: zombies and superheros

both of those are played the gently caress out like 10 years ago
mcu goin all marvel zombies would be a good way to end both

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Blazing Ownager posted:


ED: Oh yeah there were no horribly racist side-kicks.

That's because they made all the minorities be the sidekicks. Even black widow was relegated to the hulk's side kick.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Blazing Ownager posted:

Also there was no US Military Chinese Military porn. (Bay knows where the money is).
Many movies are being made in 3D so they have a better chance of being played in China and it's stupid

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
what do 3d movies have to do with success in china? do chinese loving love 3d poo poo?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

despite its flaws im glad xmen isnt part of marvel holy crap

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
xmen is a part of marvel though? unless some sick joke is flying over my head right now

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ROFLburger posted:

xmen is a part of marvel though? unless some sick joke is flying over my head right now
movie rights. sony or someshit owns xmen for movies and spiderman too maybe so they cant put hugh jackman or peter parker in their dumb avenger movie

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Guardians of the Galaxy is a good movie and Avengers doing good makes sure we get more James Gunn sci-fi films.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

ROFLburger posted:

what do 3d movies have to do with success in china? do chinese loving love 3d poo poo?
Chinese Foreign film quota allows for 34 films to be imported, 14 of which are "premium"(3D, IMAX)

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

numberoneposter posted:

movie rights. sony or someshit owns xmen for movies and spiderman too maybe so they cant put hugh jackman or peter parker in their dumb avenger movie

oh. yeah, thats a bummer xmen and avengers in the same movie would own

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Those were actually dragonballs.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ROFLburger posted:

oh. yeah, thats a bummer xmen and avengers in the same movie would own
yah well i must disagree

my buddy is on the same page as you though but im holding my ground

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
A Thanos movie would just be Soul Plane with aliens.

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

numberoneposter posted:

movie rights. sony or someshit owns xmen for movies and spiderman too maybe so they cant put hugh jackman or peter parker in their dumb avenger movie
Fox owns x-men, and sony owns spiderman. Bryan Singer xmen movies are the only ones I've liked, but I forget if I liked the wolverine

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