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Lazy_Liberal posted:I saw one person mention how it seemed like the girls were coached about what to say in their interviews. Anybody else have input? Every day of their lives. They've been coached since birth about what to say and how to behave around outsiders who don't understand the special glory of the family and the work it does to secure the kingdom of god on earth. Worldly authority doesn't understand. They are well-meaning and corrupted by the fallen world. These are things we can only talk about inside the family and away from the cameras.
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Has anyone mentioned that one of the kids called her vagina a penis holder? That seems even sadder than not knowing what to call it, which none of the other kids seemed able to do:
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They mean that it's "pee-pee" as in urine and not "pee-pee" as in penis, like the kid is saying that the vagina is where you pee from because she's just a little kid and that's all the significance it has to her, which is refreshingly not creepy.
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You Are A Elf posted:So is this pic from 1989, or what? The same year the sister was reported missing and both brothers gained 56 pounds.
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May 26, 2015 05:26
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Looks like meat's back on the menu boys I wonder if he'll lose his poo poo to have to answer to a woman directly.
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love that guy's aviators. You just know he worked in a pool supply store before becoming a winner on gor.
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Goobish posted:Didn't it say somewhere that they're taught that dinosaurs were the "dragons" in the Bible? I don't know I didn't read the whole loving Bible. There's an episode of their show where they go to a creationism museum. The crew laugh about it and rip on the museum over the credits.
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Windows 98 posted:Jim Bob gonna be outed for something good any second. I can feel it. The unbearable suffering of innocent children has become delightful entertainment to me so suddenly that I didn't even realize it until now. I'm fantasizing about a secret dungeon with an unknown Duggar locked away right now. I can see the news crews and the shot from the CNN chopper team right there in my mind.
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Dr. Josef Mengele posted:How does this thread have almost 5 pages for each kid of some trash folks Jim Bob
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I'm pretty sure they still get headaches cause there's no way they're actually having orgasms If they do it's a week in the shame pit.
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Jun 10, 2015 20:34
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Trust in Jesus because only a loving god would allow a child to rape his sisters and get away with it because his father had dirt on a crooked cop who made it all go away. God bless.
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Jun 12, 2015 05:27
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Also I feel like that has to be wrong because there's never been an original joke on Family Guy. And half of them aren't even jokes, just Lion-O and Family Ties.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:09
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The Bible posted:Biblically, I think Cherubim are actually four faced creatures with revolving heads. And despite their radical protestantism, I can think of at least one thing the Duggars have taken from Catholicism.
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KJV also important because it was meant to delegitimate other translations that questioned or challenged the divine right of kings.
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One Duggar in a thousand is born a Bob. One in a thousand Bobs may happen to be born a Jim.
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My NaMe Is JoSh. I tAkE cArE oF tHe PlAcE wHiLe ThE jIm BoB iS aWaY. tHeRe Is No WaY oUt Of HeRe. It WiLl Be DaRk SoOn. ThErE iS nO wAy OuT oF hErE.
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Jul 19, 2015 06:43
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Did anyone make like a True Detective thing about the Duggars? Seems like a good parody opportunity.
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Jul 24, 2015 02:49
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Don't forget that they believe god tasked them with going on television to witness to the masses. They think the show made them look good and that it helped them win converts.
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AbbadonOfHell posted:The Fist of the Jim Bob Star Legend of the Duggarfiend
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I can't do the whole thing, but I can give you this: Now do "Power of Dug."
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Aug 22, 2015 00:06
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He was positively identified and interviewed before he died. The rare successful goon project.
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He's no joke like a folk hero. There are a thousand tales of the goatman, and a hundred deaths all told. What is true and what is false only one man knows, if he still lives. The goatman? Aye, I met him once on the wastes, traveling to New Caledonia. He saved me from the sand pirates there. What happened to him after that, I can't say. He had no food and too little fuel. Normally bad odds for the windy season there. But he was no normal man--I knew it then and have heard it in the tales since. Stay a while, and listen.
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The White Dragon posted:if i was a betting man, i'd err on the side of "he inherited a psycho cult way of life and then got a luck-out beverly hillbillies fortune when TLC asked to make a TV show out of him." you wouldn't call the grand wizard of the mormon church a genius or a manipulator, he ultimately inherited his followers from joseph smith. whoever actually started it was a smart motherfucker though It's like the cult in True Detective. Jim Bob is that fat dead preacher and the kid is the methhead lawnmower man.
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We've talked about the Christian Discipline movement, right? It seems really creepy but a lot of the discussion seems to be undersexed housewives trying to find ways of convincing their bewildered cornfed husbands that it's biblical and holy to spank them for being slow in serving up dinner.
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