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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



Jumpingmanjim posted:

Bring General Sherman back, give him nukes.

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.





Boo This Man posted:

Glad to see the duggar name crumbling before our very eyes.

The TV show will go away. But they'll keep a small but financially loyal following . And pedos.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



etalian posted:

Karl Rove is pretty amazing at this too.

Maybe, but he brought the monster to life that the Republicans started building in the 70s.
Now there's no way to leash the religious right nut cases. The conservative candidates he
counsels or hire him are called "RINOs" when they run against "true conservative™" Republicans.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



Mississippi is Arkansas's only saving grace.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



If this means that the Duggars and Dunham both have to go away forever, then that's a win/win.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



Nothing enters your head if you're following the word of God exactly.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



etalian posted:

Reality shows also probably cast people because they are horrible and dysfunctional.

A show in which everyone is nice and polite to each other sure would interesting

I've been told they tried to put together a Real Housewives of Austin and couldn't because everyone was too civil no matter how much the producers tried to stir poo poo up.

Also, remember, incidents are "written" and staged. No need to employ a film crew if nothing is going to happen. Editing for exaggerated effect helps too.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



Ripoff posted:

I'm seriously afraid that JIM BOB will announce himself as JIM GOD and drown the kids in a bathtub for "inviting sin into the household" after he sets the compound on fire. poo poo will end very badly for these kids any way you cut it.

Doubtful. There's no way to market and merchandise that.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



Darkman Fanpage posted:

why stop there just lobotomize them problem solved

Nah. The whole point is watching a woman turn her eyes to the floor in subservience and doing what she's told, besides being an unceasing breeder.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



These Duggars are geniuses. The new reality show is Josh going through his therapy and the after math and devastation of his permanent but dead marriage. Ratings gold.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



It's no mystery why the entire family is pissed at Josh. Sure, molesting his sisters and their friend was traumatic, but through God's grace the Duggar girls will forgive him. Sure, living a life of moral superiority only to fall as a hypocrite is a stepping stone to higher piety and wisdom. But Josh is now hurting the bottom line and that is unforgivable.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



Actually, Latin America is a huge new "market" for evangelicals. That's where they're setting up shop to grow new congregations.

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



thrawn527 posted:

Looks like someone is rebranding.





NIKE!

She's showing her legs and smiling. That whore.

Duggars need a new angle. It's time for a road trip. A new Duggar show where they hit the road (and tour the packed mega churches). It will be time of great healing and hijynx as the Duggars come face to face (not really) with the modern world.

Christians, Evangelicals especially, love redemption themes. Just make big public show of contrition and gnashing and they'll be back in the black.

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