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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I bet there's a lot of molestation going on in that family and the church group. I also bet Josh will at least make an attempt on his own kids at some point.
I am of the opinion that you cannot rehabilitate sexual predators just as much as you can't rehabilitate the gays or the straights. You can't just tell people to "turn off" and stop what they find sexually attractive/exciting. The dude should have his kids taken away from him because he's totally going to Duggar them.

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
STONE THROWERS


DONT CANCEL MY FAVORITE TV SHOW, WHO CARES HWHAT JOSH DID 12 YEARS AGO

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

uber_stoat posted:

American fundamentalist Christianity is, I feel, like some kind of back-door demon worship poo poo. Like there's some other-dimensional entity out there absorbing all the pain, fear, shame, hatred that these mutants produce, and he's just jerking his multi-pronged demon dick and laughing at this whole cavalcade of kiddy diddling and the train wreck of greed and self-promotion that has been derailed by it. The Duggars are proof that there really is no benevolent god out there, because if there were, he would incinerate these fuckers, Raiders of the Lost Ark style.

This is everything David Icke preaches, except the diddling is a core function of the process. He went on about how there's weird ritual molestation dungeons under the major LDS temples and the Vatican and other places. Also the media leaders and the governments all over the world do it too.

Source: Am reptilian.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax


I would love to watch a show about a guy who is the baby daddy to a harem of women instead of one guy with a harem of kids he likes to diddle.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
http://netbible.com/

https://net.bible.org/#!bible/Matthew+1

The Net Bible is the best one. You can read a billion translations/sources and a team of thousands helped to make it the best translated Bible from all the souces, and can find out where and what each thing means.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
झिम भाब्

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

whalesteak posted:

Another bit of shittiness pointed out by someone on the freejinger site is that Grandma Duggar currently lives in their "guest suite" which looks to be about a 10x10 room that opens directly into the laundry room.




Can you blame her? She would probably want some peace away from 19 poo poo machines and counting. An old woman can only take so much.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

whalesteak posted:

I'm sure it's the quietest room in the house. It just happens to be a bonus that the matriarch is reminded of her place every time she goes to or from her room.

What is her place? Jim God forbid she has to walk by some laundry machines to her own little fortress of solitude away from the cameras and crying kids. She gets a free ride from church donatin' idiots and TLC. Not such a bad life, IMO.

Those people on that forum sound like a bunch of over-analyzing buttheads digging for as many reasons as possible to get upset. Isn't the rest of the house enough to be angry about?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

McStabby posted:

They have a lot of fundies over for church functions. They also have a soda fountain machine.


JFC, JumBobs hair! Forget industrial kitchen, he has industrial hair! That poo poo is other worldly. Truly a sign from Christ that He exists and His love for us is real.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

quote:

With the name of God on his lips he lived a covert and extensive lifestyle of evil. While proudly saying things like, “Our family is like the epitome of conservative values”, he was looking at porn and soliciting affairs.

I thought this was standard Conservative and/or Republican policy? Dude's just mad that Josh got caught and snitched on their party.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Hooded Reptile posted:

and a diaper-changing contest for the women.

I can't stop laughing at this. I just imagine them loading the babies up on peas and corn puree with whole olives and then once all the babies have poo poo, someone pops a party popper and the women run across the room to the designated changing zone while men hoot and cheer (holding glasses of milk) and then the smell of ten lovely diapers in a living room hits them and the men start puking up the milk and babies are getting talcum powder in their eyes because of speed changing and everyone's groaning or crying and the stink of baby poo poo is heavy on the nose and tongue.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

That is exactly the kind of dadding that 10+ kids need.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

LOL, I don't even consider most 25-year-olds ready, what to speak of a 13 year old. That's some poo poo.

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Jim.. Jim... Jim of the Bob, watch out for that... NIKE!!!

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