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why didn't he just gently caress his mattress like a normal 14 year old boi
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 18:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:45 |
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basement jihadist posted:the matter is currently on the docket of the Small Claims division of the court The stature of limitations has run out get it i said stature instead of statute because they are tiny little child humans
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 20:42 |
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Has anyone brought up lena dunham yet because this is a masterstroke that excuses sexual abuse of young sisters.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 18:10 |
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whoops i went on reddit and it's chock full of pedophiles saying poo poo like "why is he getting crucified over a bit of youthful experimentation that everyone does. It's natural and normal" etc so I'm pretty much never gonna go back to that website it is a bad place
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 04:19 |
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Mike Cuckabee
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 05:47 |
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How do you have sex if her vagina is prolapsed do you just kind of whack at it with your dick? Could a woman put her prolapsed vagina in my butt??
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 02:54 |
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hemophilia posted:A few years ago when myspace was a thing I ran into a distant cousin who still shared my last name. She was searching for distant relatives and after consulting my grandfather she was indeed the grand daughter of a great aunt. The hosed up thing was she still had the same loving facial features of everyone in my immediate family. Are you saying you hosed her
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:07 |
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if every sperms is sacred should i send them my sperm socks
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 04:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:45 |
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Moon Atari posted:I have no idea how this thread is so long and frankly I don't care to find out. I just wanted to pop in to say that if I was crazy rich I would try to have as many children as possible with carefully selected but numerous partners, in order to "win" at natural selection, as that is the closest thing to immortality available to me. I've thought about how I could manage this effectively and ethically in regards to all concerns excepting overpopulation, and I believe with sufficient money it would be possible. I know this is a weird thing to have thought about, but a man must have a dream in life. The Duggars mistake is that they are religious conservatives and therefore unable to manage and educate their horde even to the low standard of not molesting each other, and that they probably had no business reproducing even in normal quantities. This is stupid you are stupid Everyone knows your best shot at immortality is to be rich enough to buy good enough care that eventually it's several cancers taking you down, then you just take a sample and culture it forever and ever and congrats you are biologically immortal like that one chick that doctor scraped off her cooch cancer from that every doctor to this day uses for cancer science stuff
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 21:29 |