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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


To be fair, at 14 he'd probably never seen a girl outside his family at that point. Dude had to get the stinky pinky somehow. Am I right?

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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


mods, can you change my user name to family touch time?

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Robotnik Nudes posted:

*vile act of family sodomy concludes*
Talent Agent: wow. That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?
Performing Family: The Duggars!

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Panfilo posted:

Take a fumble roll for hand on sister breast.

What's the Armor Class on a training bra?

If I were his defense attorney id argue that he didn't have the necessary THACK0 to commit these crimes.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Top City Homo posted:

actually the rapists get their dick and balls cut off

That seems legit cool though

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


ham_sanitizer posted:

my family actually spent an evening at todd akin's house helping with a mass mailing when i was little. i played hide-and-go-seek with his kids. i met doug phillips quite a few times.

it's weird thinking about that stuff now.

Show me on this doll where he touched you son.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


ham_sanitizer posted:

*pointing to my brain*

That's a weird place for your butthole to be

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Jim Bob, and Duggars followed with him. And power was given unto them over the red part of the United States, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth."

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Yeah, unexpected move from Santorum, but then again, could it be because he's seeing the poo poo Huckabee is going through?

lol if you think what a politician says has anything to do with wha they actually think.

I'm sure the Huckster hedged his bets that, middle america evangelical demo would agree with him. I don't think he was wrong. I doubt this hurt him all that much.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Clochette posted:

Does anyone remember that episode of SVU where in the beginning a teenaged girl said she was raped and then it turned out her dad was infertile and had been letting black guys bang his wife so he could have a huge family until she had a hysterectomy so her dad used the guys' sperm to impregnate their daughter with a turkey baster?

Kinda reminds me of the Duggars

Are you loving serious? Is that an actual plotline?

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuMvqejrHzg

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


FreudianSlippers posted:

James Robert Duggar.

Jimothy Bobbert Duggar

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


What's the timeframe on a porn company making a really distasteful porno about this?

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Lazy_Liberal posted:

Duggar Howser, M.D.

practicing OBGYN

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax



It's pretty hilarious that she wasn't that many votes away from being the 2nd in line to being the most powerful person on earth. And seeing what the presidency does to a person, odds are she would have been called up before too long.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


etalian posted:

Arkansas is the butt of hillbilly type jokes in the south, sort of like west virginia.

more than Alabama?

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


ErichZahn posted:

That's because you didn't grope your sister's lady parts.

How can we know that for sure.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


SpeedGem posted:

It makes me kind of wonder if the ceo of discovery communications is a pedophile.

or a psychopath.

cant be both.

Honestly, I'm so jaded that I assume anyone who makes 7 figures, has any position of power, or willfully spends times with children that aren't their own, are all pedophiles.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Portals posted:

that's a really cynical view of teachers, daycare workers, and pediatricians

tbf i don't think most teachers willfully do it

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Has anyone commented on the fact that there is no way Josh "confessed"? Jom Bib and Crazy Eyes think that saying he turned himself in, will somehow make it less creepy. But in actuality doing it 5 times and repeatedly confessing actually seems weirder than get ratted out by your victim.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax



jesus, if this gets any better my dick is gonna shoot off

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Also yeah the OKC profile is probably his.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Time to start the countdown to Josh checking himself into rehab for "sex addiction".

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Amarcarts posted:

I feel pretty bad for Josh's kid's it's like they were screwed from day one.

I see what you did there

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


thrawn527 posted:

People magazine running with the statement now.

http://www.people.com/article/josh-...ction-statement

I can't get over how dumb this statement is. Without this, there was the tiniest, infinitesimal chance his part in this was faked, via an elaborate prank or hack or something. But even that is gone by him making this statement.

Now they'll hunt down the people he cheated with. And the porn sites he registered for. Because you just know he wasn't smart enough to get free porn

If it came out that he was watching gay porn......

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Demon Of The Fall posted:

"Anna loves him despite his flaws. She takes their vows seriously. She's a good woman. I'd probably be the same way."

My fiancÚ tonight lmao

Sounds like you just got permission bro, grats.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


happyhippy posted:

His two usernames on the site were 'Josh_the_man' and 'ready4thisdc'.

dc stands for Duggar cock

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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax



Stop...... I might pass out from all this blood rushing into my schadenfreude boner.

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