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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Jim bob sperm

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If you're going to apply the bible literally, the daughters who were molested should probably be stoned to death.

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Top City Homo posted:

actually the rapists get their dick and balls cut off

If we are going by Deuteronomy 22:28-29 I think the price for child rape is fifty pieces of silver

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by LadyAmbien


I think Deuteronomy 22:23-24 says they should be stoned since they did not cry out for help immediately, however this may only apply to women who were already betrothed

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Top City Homo posted:

actually its perpetual payment until her death

rapist is supposed to support her for his entire life

and I think benjamin murdered an entire city of people who raped his sister or something like that

in any case christians suck at biblical interpretation

I think they have to get married though. So you would be married to Jim bob jr but he couldn't divorce you

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


I think the Deuteronomy verses are where all the death to gays laws come from, coincidentally

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Anyways the Duggar compound is like a puppy mill for humans

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by LadyAmbien


I hope huckabee is cannabilized by his large sons one day

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Mike huckabees large sons swallowed a dog whole, like a snake

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i would bet dollars to donuts that these people are actually worshipping an eldritch abomination and that we are living in a lovely love craft short story atm. They'll find the bodies eventually

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XMNN posted:

i dont think so they're definitely eating them

A large sons gotta eat :tinfoil:

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I want to kick Jim bobs rear end

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Also I wonder if the "miscarriage" was actually a malformed, blood thirsty demon child that shot out of mrs. Jim bobs uterus and is now being kept chained in the attic away from prying eyes

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


This thread somehow got darker than it already was

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Incest: weird, tacky, kitschy

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If you think about it, josh is the real victim here

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All of these loving sjws just won't leave the duggars alone will they :mad:

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Jun 4, 2011

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There is NO correlation between insane religious fundamentalism and sexual abuse. NONE. The liberal media is out for blood again!!

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*a tornado of ISIS pamphlets and chick tracts engulfs me*

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There was also that congressmen who sent pics of his chode to a lady

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Did anyone actually defend Lena Dunham

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Let me re phrase that does anyone actually like Lena Dunham

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If I make fun of Kansas will they fix a portion of their states crumbling infrastructure and name it after me?

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Many couples are willing to adopt white, healthy babies

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Casimir Radon posted:

How are you going to fix a tubal pregnancy without aborting the fetus?

Well, in some Latin American countries, you cannot abort even in the case of a tubal pregnancy (if there is any heartbeat whatsoever). So, they have to wait for the tube to rupture in order to remove it, which kills the woman once in a while for obvious reasons

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It makes no sense because these fetuses are not viable, but whatev

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



The Rollofs must be super happy

I want to see randy from say yes to the dress vs. josh duggar in a no holds barred brawl

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

Zsuzsanna

this name alone is an indication of mental illness

I would like to buy a vowel

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Top City Homo posted:

what do you think that basement is about

what if that baby didn't die

but is a daughter wife to Jim Bob?

a pure daughter wife uncorrupted by the world living in the garage shed

she is waiting to usher in an untainted mankind like Lot and his daughters after Sodom and Gomorrah

She is waiting for Jim Bob's blessing

:sweep:

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Scathach posted:

Overall the purple one is my favorite, but Disney lettering really gives the name the pedophilia undercurrent it deserves.

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ham_sanitizer posted:

one family i know had three daughters who stayed at home and didn't go to college after they were 18 because their place was to be taken care of by their father until they were given away by him to a suitor. unfortunately no one was ever good enough for the dad, so he chased every suitor away and they ended up living at home and being NEETs into their late 20s.

Oh yeah, this is the "stay at home daughter movement"

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Jonny 290 posted:

sorry for gawker, but good info here

http://defamer.gawker.com/the-web-has-known-about-josh-duggar-for-years-when-did-1706258269

Notably, it looks like:

-josh was 'betrothed' to a 14 year old from the Holt family when he was 14
-this poo poo drops as THAT patriarch runs for senate or some poo poo
-he loses and the girl's dad drags josh duggar up in front of their cult/church and publicly blames him for the election loss, due to 'sin in the camp'


This is literally a cult founded on emotional abuse of everybody on every level

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It’s not clear who tipped Oprah off and how she knew about Josh’s misconduct, but Jim Bob and Michelle told police that when Josh was accused of molesting his sisters, a family friend wrote down the accusations in a letter that was then placed in a book in the Duggars’ home. Sometime during 2006, the Duggars loaned the book to another person and the letter was discovered.

what :downs:

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guh

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Imagine being married to someone like josh duggar. Every day you wake up and he is lying there beside you in bed. Your entire day revolves around him and his needs and wants. He is literally, figuratively, biblically the center of your universe. He is the manifestation of God in your household, and you will obey him as man obeys God himself. You are forced to see his pale, malformed, and flabby body in the nude. You are also forced to have sex with him, and belch out as many of his children as possible as the rapid, consecutive pregnancies take a massive toll on your health. You have no money, and no skills that would allow you to support you and your rapidly growing brood outside of the home. Worse, you suspect that he may have ceased abusing his siblings and peers and moved on to abusing your children. Nobody reports it, nobody listens to you. Nobody in the community really cares. your daughters are pretty much doomed to follow in your footsteps. Your sons will grow up to be little Josh's and Jim bobs. You will be eating poo poo every day for the rest of your life. You will have to eat so much poo poo that you get used to it, and will in fact learn to relish the taste of poo poo.

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