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Why was Korn ever a thing anyhow (that goddam farty bass noise for example)? The dainty Duggar diddler no doubt delighted in their particular brand of depressive disquiet whilst in his "disobedient," phase of delinquent development, I'd wager.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Swiggity swooty, I'm going for my kid's booty!
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May 28, 2015 00:01
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I keep praying (to Satan) that one day some Security Forces puke tells me to have a "blessed day," so I can use the "hail Satan," line. pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease...
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May 28, 2015 00:31
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
...you know its going to be "special storytime," for you tonight, lil' lady.
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May 28, 2015 01:10
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Jim Bo...hey...you look quite fetchin' there, girl 
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May 28, 2015 22:27
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
(Kid in back) Lookout! Daddy's got his sexin' glasses on! Yeeehaaawww! p.s. last one from me, I swear
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May 28, 2015 22:40
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Sort-of serious question, but when Momma can't make no more babies, is ol' Jimmie "The Wad," Bob going to kick her to the curb and marry someone younger and more fertile? The quick quip here is that he'll just knock up a kid or two, but what are their rules about divorce and the like?
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May 29, 2015 01:30
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Jonny 290 posted:if she has three miscarriages she gets a pillow over the face Hell, she'd probably help him hold it in place - 'cause its what a "good wife," is supposed to do, right?
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May 29, 2015 02:01
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Wulfolme posted:boundless joys of the wiener
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May 29, 2015 03:09
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bib jom
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May 29, 2015 21:35
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Nah. The lot'll have a cushier ride now that they are, "persecuted by the godless, liberal media," and get all they want and then some from all the rubes who want to, "show those godless, commie queer lovers," a thing or two by throwing even more money and attention to those fucks. Ol' lizardbrain Jimmie Bobo and company are going to pimp this angle for at least another two years easy. They aren't trying to win converts because they don't have to. All they have to do is make sure they stay in the good graces of the circles they run in.
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Jun 1, 2015 21:58
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"I don't know...you don't kiss as good as daddy does..."
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Jun 4, 2015 22:09
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Wow. Near the same skin tone too.
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Jun 5, 2015 00:13
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In item #7, who is (Eunuch) & in item #10, who the gently caress is (Stephen)? I'm rusty as all get-out in terms of bible knowledge - thanks Southern Baptist upbringing - but I don't recall those names at all.
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Jun 6, 2015 05:04
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Jonny 290 posted:of course what would you expect from a family that when presented with a child molestation case, builds a warehouse dorm that routes their skirt-wearing daughters across a second-story catwalk above dad's easy chair After they go to their room, I bet King Diddle is all,"...oh girls...can one of you come and rub your Daddy's shoulders? I sure am tired and your touch is right soothin' to me," as he gets "situated."
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Jun 6, 2015 05:45
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Ripoff posted:I'm seriously afraid that JIM BOB will announce himself as JIM GOD and drown the kids in a bathtub for "inviting sin into the household" after he sets the compound on fire. poo poo will end very badly for these kids any way you cut it. JIM BOB: Where's the vat, the vat, the vat? Where's the vat with the Green C on it? The vat with the Green C in. Bring it so we can begin. MICHELLE: Go on unto the sink, and thank you Josh. JIM BOB: ... Don't, don't fail to follow my advice. You'll be sorry. You'll be sorry. If we do it, than that they do it. Have trust. You have to step across. (Music.) We used to think this world was--this world was not our home--well, it sure isn't--we were saying--it sure wasn't. He doesn't want to tell them. All he's doing--if they will tell them-- assure these kids. Can't some people assure these children of the relaxation of stepping over to the next plane? They set an example for others. We said --21 people who said, we don't like the way the world is. VOICE: Take some. JIM BOB: Take our life from us. We laid it down. We got tired. We didn't commit suicide, we committed an act of revolutionary suicide protesting the conditions of an inhumane world. [Shamelessly stolen from Jim Jones' suicide tape transcript and modified and yes, I'm a horrible person]
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Jun 8, 2015 17:09
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Mr. Pumroy posted:he's saved the indignity of having to go door to door telling everyone he's a child molester, since he's already molested them 
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Jun 10, 2015 04:17
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When I look out into your eyes out there, When I look out into your faces, You know what I see? I see a little bit of Jim Bob In each and every one of you out there. Lemme tell ya... Weeeeeeeeeellllllll... Jim Bob is everywhere Jim Bob is everything Jim Bob is everybody Jim Bob is still the king Man o man What I want you to see Is that the big JB Inside of you and me!
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Sep 25, 2015 17:58
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Ol' Lurch on the right looks like his head got deformed in some church van accident
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Don't let the Jim hit you in the Bob on the way out!
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